I was at a party a few years ago and an Asian guy turned up, as we all got naked ready for action he took his outdoor clothes off and put a pair of pygamas and slippers on. During the whole party only the slippers came off. I tried to chat to him in the break but he was clearly a mentalist.
I was on my way to a party that was held in the basement of a glass warehouse on an industrial estate, as i walked towards the party unit the guys in the unit directly opposite started shouting give her one for me, i did my best to do so.
I was at Club Lick that was in Hoe Street in Walthamstow which gave me my first chuckle. Once inside it was clear the place was a health and safety nightmare. There were nails and tacks sticking up from the floor in places. Luckily i had brought my own condoms as it turned out they were £1 each behind the bar, the tight prick who run it was then too mean to provide free condoms.
I went to the toilet for a piss to be confronted by a floor over flowing with others piss, i pissed in a sink in the end upstairs. This club had a loft area that was accessed by a very ropy looking ladder that was totally vertical, i saw two guys fall but managed to safely scramble up to the loft to find it was boiling hot. Despite this heat a WG was fully clothed, i said to her whats the point in that, she said she was shy, i said well you have chosen the wrong thing to do with being a WG then.
They had a play booth which apart from being too small was hot and sweaty. This is where i first saw the horrific Katie Weale, she was literally slapping punters hands off her. I watched her finally squirrel herself away with one punter sucking his very limp cock with a condom and continuing to slap any other punter that came near her. I mentioned this to the host and he was counting a big pile of cash saying its happy days. As i learned he was too thick to converse with.
A disabled punter turned up halfway through with another guy who said he was his carer, i helped carry this big guy up two flights of stairs, nice bloke but i didnt see any WG go near him. I got very lucky with a WG named Summer who used to run her own parties before being done, she couldnt get enough spunk down her neck, i was out and she was literally screaming for more. That was a bizarre punt.