Author Topic: Unexpected escort in bagging area of LIDL (Read 3757 times)

Lewis · « **on:** April 23, 2021, 03:34:23 am »

I don't think this has already been posted? I did have a quick look beforehand.

A LIDL supermarket worker paid £30 for an X-rated romp with an escort in the Derbyshire store. He sneaked Kat Lee (Zaynab Alkhatib) into the store for an Easter Bank Holiday treat while unsuspecting customers were shopping nearby.

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Stevelondon · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2021, 03:57:57 am »

Well I’ve always known there were a few surprises in that middle aisle..... but nowt like this.

£30 eh !!!

Even Aldi can’t match that price

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2021, 04:53:20 am »

Quote from: Lewis on April 23, 2021, 03:34:23 am

I don't think this has already been posted? I did have a quick look beforehand.

A LIDL supermarket worker paid £30 for an X-rated romp with an escort in the Derbyshire store. He sneaked Kat Lee (Zaynab Alkhatib) into the store for an Easter Bank Holiday treat while unsuspecting customers were shopping nearby.

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Looking at her photo I think he was overcharged

69shadesofblue · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2021, 06:36:09 am »

She must hate hotels

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cotton · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2021, 07:39:28 am »

Thats the attention seeker who was on jeremy Kyle for being a fuckup

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2021, 08:42:44 am »

Quote from: cotton on April 23, 2021, 07:39:28 am

Thats the attention seeker who was on jeremy Kyle for being a fuckup

Yeah she's been on quite a few TV programs over the years and looks like watching a car crash in slow motion

Sounds like she's in the reduced section for damaged goods now

the_exile · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2021, 08:48:44 am »

Bagging area? Shagging area more like

Home Alone · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2021, 10:37:46 am »

Quote from: 69shadesofblue on April 23, 2021, 06:36:09 am

She must hate hotels

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Does anyone else find it weird that any woman who's been in a porn film seems automatically to be a 'pornstar'??

Not that I'm a connoisseur of her work, you understand

; but if she's a star, I hope I'd have heard of her. And until this thread, I hadn't!

Neo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2021, 10:51:49 am »

Is this her

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:14:53 am »

Quote from: Neo on April 23, 2021, 10:51:49 am

Is this her

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Yeah

Moby Dick · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:20:16 am »

Well past her “use by date”

StingRay · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2021, 12:52:50 pm »

Quote from: the_exile on April 23, 2021, 08:48:44 am

Bagging area? Shagging area more like

Maybe Tea Bagging area?

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2021, 01:35:29 pm »

Quote from: Neo on April 23, 2021, 10:51:49 am

Is this her

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Wasn't she the one who supposedly shagged Wayne Rooney then went running to the newspapers

she doesn't have many glowing reviews on here.

Ghost89 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2021, 02:08:16 pm »

Wonder if tesco will price match??

Half Century · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2021, 02:21:18 pm »

I often checked in on her twitter account during lockdown when it wasn't possible to punt and sort of convinced myself that I would give her a go once it was all over. I'm still not 100% against the idea but the reviews on here give me pause for thought as does the fact that she looks unhealthily thin in some pics and her boobs look a bit weird. Still, I enjoyed her porn with her twin back in the day and if you really wanted to shag a pornstar for a reasonable rate, then £60 for 30 minutes is a lot more affordable than some of them out there.

theejaculator · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2021, 02:34:28 pm »

Great Topic headline...made me wanna read straight off

Neo · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2021, 02:37:00 pm »

Quote from: Half Century on April 23, 2021, 02:21:18 pm

I often checked in on her twitter account during lockdown when it wasn't possible to punt and sort of convinced myself that I would give her a go once it was all over. I'm still not 100% against the idea but the reviews on here give me pause for thought as does the fact that she looks unhealthily thin in some pics and her boobs look a bit weird. Still, I enjoyed her porn with her twin back in the day and if you really wanted to shag a pornstar for a reasonable rate, then £60 for 30 minutes is a lot more affordable than some of them out there.

Whats her twitter handle?

And yeah most definitely she seems decent last I checked she's usually based near the airport?

David1970 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2021, 02:43:50 pm »

She also used to do business in hospitals

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2021, 03:21:25 pm »

I’d still give her a try. As stated her price is still pretty good.

Laticfucker · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2021, 03:25:43 pm »

Did he pick her up from the frozen cabinet?
Her AW profile says she's 29.
HaHaHa.
Must of been in deep freeze for a decade if thats really the case............

JackBlack · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2021, 03:37:02 pm »

She’s dangerous.
She had that headline written in her mind as soon as she took the booking.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2021, 03:37:04 pm »

Have you read her latest Blog entry?

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Kelgon85 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2021, 04:15:56 pm »

That's definitely Lidl on price.

Taggart · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2021, 04:58:24 pm »

Given a face like that, hope she was double bagged - in case the first one rips.

Romeo Sensini · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2021, 05:55:40 pm »

Are we sure it’s was LIDL and not Dev Allahans mini mart?

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2021, 06:22:21 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on April 23, 2021, 03:21:25 pm

I’d still give her a try. As stated her price is still pretty good.

She's cheap for a reason mate

Where to move her career after Lidl, Poundland perhaps

Stevelondon · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:02:32 pm »

Quote from: Ghost89 on April 23, 2021, 02:08:16 pm

Wonder if tesco will price match??

Now come on. I’ve already mentioned Aldi.

Stevelondon · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:05:18 pm »

Of course we are all taking the piss.
But she might just be getting a bit of free advertising and keeping herself in the picture.

Not my picture but I bet she attracts some punters her way.

Each to their own.

scutty brown · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:13:36 pm »

Whatever happened to her sister, Kit?

scutty brown · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2021, 11:20:11 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on April 23, 2021, 03:37:04 pm

Have you read her latest Blog entry?

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Judging from her language skills she has an IQ of 69

Bonker · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2021, 12:31:08 am »

She used to advertise as my lidl pony, £20 per ride.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2021, 06:38:54 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on April 23, 2021, 11:13:36 pm

Whatever happened to her sister, Kit?

Wasn't she working in Burger King a few years back

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2021, 06:41:33 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on April 23, 2021, 11:13:36 pm

Whatever happened to her sister, Kit?

Who Kitlee

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2021, 06:42:46 am »

Quote from: Bonker on April 24, 2021, 12:31:08 am

She used to advertise as my lidl pony, £20 per ride.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2021, 06:44:50 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on April 24, 2021, 06:38:54 am

Wasn't she working in Burger King a few years back

Probably asked "would you like fries with your burger or a quick shag round the back"

Moby Dick · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2021, 07:13:32 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on April 23, 2021, 11:13:36 pm

Whatever happened to her sister, Kit?

She is taking a break.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2021, 07:37:43 am »

Quote from: Moby Dick on April 24, 2021, 07:13:32 am

She is taking a break.

I would image a few years working in Burger King she has put some weight on so is probably a KitKat Chunky now

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2021, 09:17:19 am »

Quote from: Romeo Sensini on April 23, 2021, 05:55:40 pm

Are we sure it’s was LIDL and not Dev Allahans mini mart?

The irony of that gem would be lost on most

chadpitt · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2021, 10:33:14 am »

She was on Channel 5 programme and apparently she offered sessions at Oxfam.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2021, 11:39:19 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on April 24, 2021, 06:38:54 am

Wasn't she working in Burger King a few years back

I don't think much of her baps, they look floppy to me.

lillythesavage · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2021, 02:42:39 pm »

Quote from: chadpitt on April 24, 2021, 10:33:14 am

She was on Channel 5 programme and apparently she offered sessions at Oxfam.

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For the charity i hope

teddyking · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2021, 08:47:06 pm »

What was she on Jeremy Kyle for? Does anyone have a link to the episode 😭😭

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2021, 08:51:53 pm »

Quote from: teddyking on April 24, 2021, 08:47:06 pm

What was she on Jeremy Kyle for? Does anyone have a link to the episode 😭😭

Well at the start of the show he said they were £500/hr (Allegedly

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Lewis · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2021, 08:52:56 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on April 24, 2021, 06:44:50 am

Probably asked "would you like fries with your burger or a quick shag round the back"

Just as long as she didn't ask if you wanted mayonnaise to go with it.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2021, 08:55:22 pm »

Quote from: Lewis on April 24, 2021, 08:52:56 pm

Just as long as she didn't ask if you wanted mayonnaise to go with it.

I did think that earlier but didn't want to lower the tone but I guess it's almost the 9.00 watershed

Could be worse though. imagine pulling your cock out and finding a slice of Gherkin on it

chadpitt · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2021, 10:46:58 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on April 24, 2021, 08:51:53 pm

Well at the start of the show he said they were £500/hr (Allegedly )

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She's got a twin! This just gets even more crazy

scutty brown · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2021, 12:10:47 pm »

Quote from: chadpitt on April 25, 2021, 10:46:58 am

She's got a twin! This just gets even more crazy

Yeah, Kit & Kat

Famous actresses, though not renowned for their dialogue skills
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blend57 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2021, 12:48:11 pm »

In about 25 years this woman will still be at it. Turning every trick into a media event in a vain attempt of self publicity.

uncle jessie · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2021, 01:34:02 pm »

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Neo · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2021, 01:55:39 pm »

What i dont get is whats her deal with these sort of stunts

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Author Topic: Unexpected escort in bagging area of LIDL (Read 3757 times)