Could you do their job?

[tightfoot69]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

[Nightingale]

My ‘likes’ list would be very short.

[daviemac]

It's a comparison you can't make, women not only think differently to men but don't have to be sexually aroused to have sex. They can just slap a bit of lube in and away you go, even with sildenafil a bloke has to be sexually aroused.   

[shaft10]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

No chance, I'd be 120 for 1/2 hr, 240 p/h ... put me on piss take pricing thread.

[Wood2017]

I think i'd have a good professional looking adultwork profile and i'd be organised enough with my comms to put some of these female escorts to shame but that's about it for me 

Like Davie Mac said i just wouldn't be able to 'perform' if there wasn't an attraction there to my client. There's 1 woman i work with and i feel nasty for saying this but she's genuinely quite repulsive in that she looks completely unwashed, she's got bad odour and terrible hygiene, it's so bad that management had to have a polite word with her (it's made very little difference). If she turned up as a client there's no amount of money that would make me kiss her or do reverse oral 

[golden bull]

If I had a perma boner then yeah I’ll be a right man slut 😂 but I’ll refuse to lick out a fishy pussy 😆

[JontyR]

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

I've had worse.

In my younger days I'd shag anything. I remember the one night having failed to pull the bird I was after I took her mate back. She was a goth type and I remember her in the half light her flabby parted thighs, the dimpling of the cellulite exaggerated with the shadows on the palest flesh.

I looked at it from the end of the bed. I asked myself..."are you really going to do this?"

"Yes, of course you are."

And I did, twice. Thwapped it up the wrong 'un the second time. 

[Podger]

I've had worse.

In my younger days I'd shag anything. I remember the one night having failed to pull the bird I was after I took her mate back. She was a goth type and I remember her in the half light her flabby parted thighs, the dimpling of the cellulite exaggerated with the shadows on the palest flesh.

I looked at it from the end of the bed. I asked myself..."are you really going to do this?"

"Yes, of course you are."

And I did, twice. Thwapped it up the wrong 'un the second time.


Legend.

[golden bull]

I've had worse.

In my younger days I'd shag anything. I remember the one night having failed to pull the bird I was after I took her mate back. She was a goth type and I remember her in the half light her flabby parted thighs, the dimpling of the cellulite exaggerated with the shadows on the palest flesh.

I looked at it from the end of the bed. I asked myself..."are you really going to do this?"

"Yes, of course you are."

And I did, twice. Thwapped it up the wrong 'un the second time.

Lol I’ve been there, in my younger years too and it’s pushed into the nether regions of my brain until you bought it up. Thanks 🤢.
Not my greatest moment.

[tightfoot69]

I've had worse.

In my younger days I'd shag anything. I remember the one night having failed to pull the bird I was after I took her mate back. She was a goth type and I remember her in the half light her flabby parted thighs, the dimpling of the cellulite exaggerated with the shadows on the palest flesh.

I looked at it from the end of the bed. I asked myself..."are you really going to do this?"

"Yes, of course you are."

And I did, twice. Thwapped it up the wrong 'un the second time.

I think the actual sex is the easiest part for Working Girls though. I imagine it is the other stuff they find repulsive but force themselves to do it. Suck a cheesy cock, DFK a guy with shit breath etc.

[Atrueyorkie]

Good question, I couldn’t not knowing who’s gonna turn up and my likes list would be very short. Imagine if a granny came and you had to bang her! Or a big whale

[SamOmar]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

The main requirement to be a successful male escort is the ability to bend over backwards and take it from behind and return the favour. How much extra would you charge for A-levels?

[Wood2017]

I think the actual sex is the easiest part for Working Girls though. I imagine it is the other stuff they find repulsive but force themselves to do it. Suck a cheesy cock, DFK a guy with shit breath etc.

Interesting point in bold, i think they definitely have the opportunity to switch off more during the act rather than during foreplay etc.

[tightfoot69]

Interesting point in bold, i think they definitely have the opportunity to switch off more during the act rather than during foreplay etc.

Well I would rather put my dick inside an ugly fat woman than rim her. Probably similar for a working girl.

[myothernameis]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

The worst escort picture, probably comes to mind, for this, but then there also HP likes of escorts, would these type of girls be up his avenue 

[funfungoodguy]

"Lol I’ve been there, in my younger years too and it’s pushed into the nether regions of my brain until you bought it up. Thanks 🤢.
Not my greatest moment".

So you both knew the same girl then......    I wonder if she remembers...   

[funfungoodguy]

The good ones offer a good service and make it fun and satisfying. the rest provide an inferior alternative. As when hiring a builder, lawyer, accountant, dentist, barber, mechanic or anything else, try to research carefully, and be ready to pay fair rates for genuine quality, and if you don't, or choose in a hurry, be ready maybe to be disappointed to some extent sometimes.

[Skeleton]

I’ve often sat on the tube and played this game, look at the other passengers and if they turned up on your door could you do it? Have to say 95% of the time it’s a no.

[PaulRuff]

The way one WG put it to me hit the nail on the head:

"Walk into a supermarket and look at every single guy in there, I've got to be prepared to suck every single guy in there off & let every single guy in there fuck me... could you do the same with every girl in there?"

The answer was obviously not, don't envy them in the slightest.

[JasonsAllRound]

As long as they’re doing it of their own free will I don’t really think about it. I only really go in for massages anyway, but if they wanted a career which pays less per hour, but has the benefits of not meeting people as you describe, it’s certainly open to them in the vast majority of cases.

[Pie Eater]

The way one WG put it to me hit the nail on the head:

"Walk into a supermarket and look at every single guy in there, I've got to be prepared to suck every single guy in there off & let every single guy in there fuck me... could you do the same with every girl in there?"

The answer was obviously not, don't envy them in the slightest.

I envy their hourly rate

[standardpostage]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

If I was to do their job, I would only do massage's with happy endings.
But, if I fancied one of them, I would give them extra's.
Showers before would be compulsory.
Teeth cleaning and mouthwash would also be a must.

[Doc Holliday]

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

I know what you intended, but those criteria are very generalised. I have had sex with 60+ year olds, plenty of overweight women and some with dentures. Cannot see the issue, especially if they were paying?

What I couldn't cope with, would be the time wasters and no shows .. not to mention the stalkers and those who develop EAS

[MysteryManNo.7]

Came here to say basically what Daviemac has already said; it's a question we can't answer as we all view this from the male perspective.

It's completely different for women in a number of ways he's already listed. It's easy for me to say yes, sure I'd give it a go and I have thought that a number of times that if I was a half decent looking woman I'd do it as the extra money would be nice but then I haven't had the experience of growing up, having th body of and the mindset of a woman.

Fact of the matter is men and women are different both physically and mentally.

If you're asking could I be a male sex worker well no mainly for reasons of practicality. Even with some help from the little blue pill there's no way I could get hard often enough and long enough to shag more than a few birds a day. Once I've shot my load a couple of times I need time to recharge no matter how horny I may be

For women they have no such physical limitations in that department thanks to lube.

[shed]

If you're asking could I be a male sex worker well no mainly for reasons of practicality. Even with some help from the little blue pill there's no way I could get hard often enough and long enough to shag more than a few birds a day. Once I've shot my load a couple of times I need time to recharge no matter how horny I may be

You would have to discipline your body to be able to fuck whoever and not ejaculate with every client. But charge more for cumming but limit that to twice a day. And don't work every day. So can make a decent living without being greedy. Sexual arousal obviously plays a big part but one would need to be selective in who you see. 

[Thephoenix]

If I was to do their job, I would only do massage's with happy endings.
But, if I fancied one of them, I would give them extra's.
Showers before would be compulsory.
Teeth cleaning and mouthwash would also be a must.

Gizza job!... I could do that!...and I'd be pretty good.
Fancy starting a parlour?

Mind you, I think I'd have a dusty phone once they saw my profile pic on the left.

[chadpitt]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

Wgs prefer older guys because a) Ed 2) low stamina 3) richer. So I don't sympathise for them since they're targeting easy marks so to speak

[cunningman]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

I would think 'yes' and probably for less - I'm not into DFK anyway.  I would probably not offer to fuck them.  They can have OWO if they want, deffo DT or throat, some RO, as much gentle or vigorous fingering as they want, fisting if the want, they can piss on me, and I'd have a lot of toys available.

Fuck if they make me hard, and the body shapes align, but otherwise I would have no problem pleasuring a woman.  I might want to vary how much is tongue and how much fingers and top-class massager.

[Aldebaran]

DavieMac makes a fair point, but the OP also asks a fair question. Obviously there are times when an SP doesn't like or gel with the punter, and that can result in a bad or neutral review on here when others have said she's brilliant. It's easy for us to forget, as punters, that SPs, no matter what we may say about them just wanting our money, are also women with feelings, and booking an SP is not the same as hiring a plumber or an electrician to fix your boiler. I know, from many years of chatting with SPs, that some punters are gents and others are "Shut up and get your knickers off" merchants, and obviously the gents are preferred. It isn't a job I would want to do if I was a woman, but probably one that I could do because I'm thick skinned and psychologically quite tough. I simply treat SPs with respect unless they make it obvious that they don't deserve this courtesy. One thing that I never forget is that, although they are taking my money to give me some form of sexual pleasure, they are still human beings with feelings.
So yes, I probably could do it, but enjoy it? Probably only with the right client.

[Payyourwaymate]

No, there's been times where women have tried to act funny with me, I was not attracted to them and was irked by it. All of a sudden now they just need to give me money and have their way with me? Hell would have to freeze over.

[tp69]

I've never shagged an overweight bird, let alone someone fat. As an athletic person myself, it just doesn't appeal and I'd struggle to snog a bird I didn't find attractive.

Could probably force myself to shag a broad variety, but no chance I'd be performing RO or rimming, or anything of the sort on anyone that walked through the door.

Hats off. Tough job   

[Odin669]

One of my best friends used to be a man whore , the guy used to be very good looking and fit back in the days he told me his story very in detail. It all started when he was a waiter and once a rich woman approached him, handing him a card with her number and she quickly made the proposal. He thought about it for a few days and decided to call the woman, he arrived on a cab that she arranged at this big house, basically the woman liked to bring men when the husband was not around. The sex was pretty kinky he said , the woman was in control through the session and started by rimming him repeating " I'll take care of you ,you'll be fine"  . He said he managed to perform because the woman was a posh well groomed milf, they met a few more times and after that this woman started to pass him around to her other rich friends. He made good money out of it but he said that started to feel very unsatisfied sexually and used to lock himself for days at cheap hotel rooms with even cheaper hookers, got depressed and decided to leave all that behind. Funny thing is that he ended up marrying a girl who was virgin at the time lol.
 This guy was lucky to move in circles with rich women who can afford to look better, I can't imagine someone who starts from ground level.

[simpledude467]

It's a comparison you can't make, women not only think differently to men but don't have to be sexually aroused to have sex. They can just slap a bit of lube in and away you go, even with sildenafil a bloke has to be sexually aroused.

Are you aware of any pills which help you get aroused and stay hard. fight PE maybe.

being aroused is something to do with libido or testosterone?

[hunkybc]

I could do their job...it would be a very low likes list though!

[daviemac]

Are you aware of any pills which help you get aroused and stay hard. fight PE maybe.

being aroused is something to do with libido or testosterone?

Sorry no, though there are quite a few threads on that subject, some quite recent.

[simping]

30mins, 1hr, 15mins, god forbid doing an overnight...

the spirit is willing, but the fresh is weak

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

You could get a penile implant.  I wonder if some have done that?

Maybe the pump-up type (manual pump hidden in the scrotum).

[lamboman]

Fact of the matter is men and women are different both physically and mentally.

Very insightful,but irrelevant the OP is asking could you do their job from a mental aspect.
I couldn't but I've known plenty of guys down the years that would fuck anything,if there were a real call for females to see male escorts I don't think there would be any shortage of men.

[Webby581]

OK let’s make it a fair comparison so you are being paid by women.

For say £120 per hour could you DFK an overweight 60 year old women with false teeth? Or go down on her or rim her for an extra £20?

This sounds like my homelife.... but without the payment.

[pantywetter]

Interesting question OP and I actually couldn’t do it, despite loving sex and money!

It must take a tough cookie to do the girls job, and I’m glad they do!

[Jeremy]

I think I could 'part time' for the odd bit of pocket money. Grit your teeth and bear it for a couple hours, few hundred quid. But full time? Certainly not.

[girthyrod]

Great thread.


Honestly, no.

Old, and/or fat smelly women with shit bodies, bad teeth etc, not a prayer.

I could escort and offer services at discretion, never just offer services

[alabama1]

Great thread.


Honestly, no.

Old, and/or fat smelly women with shit bodies, bad teeth etc, not a prayer.

I could escort and offer services at discretion, never just offer services

So you could do the job then. Just list all the things that you wouldn't do with someone that you don't fancy, with discretion.

[Tender.french.kiss]

As long as they are 35 YO max, slim, clean and horny I am fine.
... Guess my phone would get dusty from day one

Jokes aside, no way I could do it with any and every lady interested. I'm in awe of how SP manage!

[Bassman]

It's a comparison you can't make, women not only think differently to men but don't have to be sexually aroused to have sex. They can just slap a bit of lube in and away you go, even with sildenafil a bloke has to be sexually aroused.

This.