100 punts and counting....

[Mij]

Having just gone past my 100th punt over the last 5/6 years and reminiscing a bit, I’d though I’d share my top 10 punting memories with you. I’ll put links in where appropriate, but I know for a fact that some of the WG’s no longer work. They aren’t in any particular order…

1.   “Littletart” or “Sophie of London”.
She was my first ever punt back in 2009. A cracking young, fit, firm body with perky little tits. Was amazing at the time (for me), but looking back now seems a little tame. That said, she remains the only ever person to take me from ‘flaccid’ to ‘rock-hard’ to exploding in her mouth and then swallowing the lot with only using her tongue and lips…no hand contact whatsoever!   
(no longer working – shame!)

2.   Alex Summers
Saw Alex loads of times during 2010 and 2011. Spent a bloody fortune on her too as she wasn’t cheap then either. Had many a great time with her though, and she taught me a great many things, however the one of the most memorable times was being rimmed deeply on a leather sofa before being fucked by a butt-plug whilst simultaneously being given a blow job while she had a mouthful of hot water! …(See the “tame” reference above! ). Awesome!
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3.   Passsionate Blonde (Anna)
Where do I start with Anna? Had so many good times with her over the past 3 years…she is the WG I have seen the most (10 times in 100 punts). So passionate, and really into sex…always wants to extract the maximum pleasure for herself too! Best memory? Her fucking herself with a half-full champagne bottle, before pouring most of it over ourselves, licking it off each over, then fucking in a load of different positions around the room culminating in a 5 minute orgasm for her (uncontrollable shaking and squirting), me cumming all over her tits, then watching her trying to walk out out of the room in her heels…she was still shaking!  Made a bit of a mess in the room that time…had to leave a “sorry” note for the cleaner! ;-)
(sadly, no longer working as of June this year)

4.   Alex Summers and Alisha Klass
My first ever 3-some. Again, probably seems a bit tame now looking back, but lying on the bed with each girl kneeling either side of me, with 2 fingers on my left hand inside Alisha’s pussy, 2 fingers on my right hand inside Alex’s pussy, whilst watching them kiss and fondle each other….yeah, that was pretty memorable!

5.   Charlotte (Exeter)
Got to be said, not the best punt in the world. An untidy, cluttered rented flat just outside Exeter, and Charlotte, the average girl-next-door…nothing special, and very shy. She was very new to this game I think at the time. However…she was 18…and had the cutest, tidiest, tiniest little pussy I have ever seen. Watching her mount me in reverse cowgirl and seeing those little pussy lips stretch around my swollen cock, then watching them slide up and down my cock as she rode me, her lips tightly gripping and moving with the contours of my cock as she slid up and down it was a sight be behold. Have got a stiffy now just thinking about it! (hmm..back in a mo!)
(Not escorting any more unless she has got a completely new profile…certainly not in the Exeter area anyway)

6.   Kristen (MissKDD)
Needs nothing more added if you’ve been lucky enough to see Kristen already. You know what I mean! 
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7.   Beautiful Amber
Had been wanting to see Amber for a while, but as luck turned out, I had a morning free in London before heading back home. The bad news was that it was going to follow a punt with MissKDD from the night before, which in turn had followed on from a punt with HotStehanie in the morning, so probably wasn’t at my best! Sure enough, mini-Mij wasn’t really up for another bout of deep anal pounding with Amber, so towards the end of our hour she suggested me wanking onto her face, with her simultaneously frigging herself and giving me a prostate massage. That soon had the desired effect, and ended up with Amber looking like a survivor from an explosion in a yoghurt factory!  Must go back to see here again soon!
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8.   Hayley
Again, if you’ve seen her, you know! Such a naughty, naughty minx! Butt-plugs, 2-fingered prostate massage with simultaneous HJ and OWO, followed by me giving her a deep anal pounding…intense orgasms!!! Must see again.
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9.   Sexy Angelina
Mixed reviews around for this girl, but I must have got her on a good day. Such raw sexual energy! Came out of the shower to find her already fucking herself with a huge dildo. Non-stop full-on sexual antics, up for anything and everything. Best memory? Butt-fucking her with a dildo whilst in 69 and sucking her clit whilst she simultaneously sucked me off and played with my ass…all in front of a mirror…with the windows wide open and Exeter city centre shoppers all within earshot 
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10.   Biankaa, Karen (?) and Barbara (Birmingham)
So far, my one and only FFFM meet. Pussys and tits everywhere. Awesome! 

[vorian]

Nice summary and some excellent girls on your list.

[rolf32313]

I try to count it up when I can't sleep and think I must be in the 250-300 range.. Then I think Average punt ~£80 so I've spent £20-24k over 20-25 years...

[Mij]

...and yes, I know, probably quite tame compared to some of my esteemed colleagues (Hendrix, Cisco, Vorian, & co)....but at least this will help me remember what I got up to with my seemingly increasing fading memory, and as a future comparison for my next 100 punts! 

[cockneybstrd]

...and yes, I know, probably quite tame compared to some of my esteemed colleagues (Hendrix, Cisco, Vorian, & co)....but at least this will help me remember what I got up to with my seemingly increasing fading memory, and as a future comparison for my next 100 punts! 

Is it hundred different pro$$ie you have punted or had 100 punts ?

[Mij]

I try to count it up when I can't sleep and think I must be in the 250-300 range.. Then I think Average punt ~£80 so I've spent £20-24k over 20-25 years...

Hmm...5.5 years, 100 punts, £14.5K so far...plus hotel rooms, travelling, champagne....

<shudder>

[Mij]

Is it hundred different pro$$ie you have punted or had 100 punts ?

100 punts, 49 pro$$ies

Mostly 1-offs, but a few notable repeats! ....Alex (7), Anna (10), MissKDD (4), etc...

[Rememo]

I was lucky enough to meet Anna and all round, looks and service would be very very difficult to beat

[threechilliman]

100 punts, 49 pro$$ies

Mostly 1-offs, but a few notable repeats! ....Alex (7), Anna (10), MissKDD (4), etc...

Well, congratulations on reaching your century - I hope you've acknowledged the applause from the gathered crowd.

It's not just me that keeps records then.... Sad man that I am. 16 punts since the 1st March for me, I know the dates/WG/cost. The cost gets a bit scary quite quickly

tcm

[password02]

Good summary and great for the fading memories - Really do not want to even think about the costs so fay last couple of years!! 

[hendrix]

Great stuff Mij!...I don't even want to think about my stats! ..the $$$ alone will be horrifiying...but the memories!..

[Rememo]

Great stuff Mij!...I don't even want to think about my stats! ..the $$$ alone will be horrifiying...but the memories!..

Ah but you only come this way once and you can't take the $$$ with you

[hendrix]

Ah but you only come this way once and you can't take the $$$ with you

My thinking exactly!   I'll be sitting in the old folks home constantly trying to crack one out on the memories!

[Rememo]

My thinking exactly!   I'll be sitting in the old folks home constantly trying to crack one out on the memories!

When you're sitting there smiling to yourself they will think you've lost your marbles if only they knew

[NIK]

I had my sixth punt in 1990 having had 5 in the whole of the Eighties. By 1995 I had hit 100. I reached 200 in 2000. 300 in 2005. 400 in 2008. Probably reached 500 in 2011 or 12.
As those who have seen my book know I lost records for well over a year from Sept 1998 to Dec 1999 so although I have 490 recorded in the book there must be maybe 40 or 50 more if I count those I've had since, any I've missed and those in 98/99.
As these were often repeat punts I don't know how many different women I've actually seen. Maybe 300. 

Anyway it averages around 20 a year, although that average has crashed over the past 3/4 years. Had 3 so far this year. 

[ForrestGump]

Congratulations Mij. Sounds like you've had a lot of fun getting to the milestone. 

[licky]

2.   Alex Summers
Saw Alex loads of times during 2010 and 2011. Spent a bloody fortune on her too as she wasn’t cheap then either. Had many a great time with her though, and she taught me a great many things, however the one of the most memorable times was being rimmed deeply on a leather sofa before being fucked by a butt-plug whilst simultaneously being given a blow job while she had a mouthful of hot water! …(See the “tame” reference above! ). Awesome!
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Put her on my hotlist, until I saw she was £500 per hour! And no French kissing on her profile!

Good she may be but how is anyone worth that sort of cash? £500 is 2 or 3 weeks punting budget, or probably 7 or 8 half hour punts at Sandy's (with extras).

[charming_red]

Great innings sir, I'm only 1 tenth of the way 

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[fullenglish]

my first punt cost £5 street worker lozells rd bham 1973 . iam still punting aged 60.

[threechilliman]

Ah but you only come this way once and you can't take the $$$ with you

I can hear my mother saying that to me right now....

tcm

[virgil]

Well into four figures different women and not still counting, just enjoying.

I won't run through them for you...

[Rochdull lad]

The latent train-spotter/stamp collector in me kept details of the WGs I'd punted in roughly the first 18 months/2 years of my my punting career.  I was then in quite well-paid employment, particularly for a bloke with neither mortgage nor dependents, so I could afford two or three visits a week to one or other of the Parlours in Greater Manchester.

Then I had a bit of a health breakdown, took early retirement, mislaid the list and, as I phrased it at the time, "graduated" from seeing Parlour girls to visiting Indies, less often but for a longer appointment.  I recently compiled a "Seen" Hot List of girls I've visited who are still working: both Indies on AW; and former-Parlour girls who now work as Indies.

There are 25 names on that list [there have been others of course who've retired over the years] and I have to confess that it's only recently that I've come to terms with the money I must have spent in my punting career.  I now have a punting budget which allows me to have two or three reasonably lengthy punts per month.

It's only when I have a bad punt that I resent having paid out.  Most of the time I think that: punting has been my way of catching up with many of you in terms of sexual experience; the poor punts are a small proportion of my punting career, thanks in no small measure to the recommendations which fellow-punters have made; and that there's no point for a bloke in my domestic circumstances being the richest corpse in the cemetery.

So I look forward to carrying on punting as long as I can get around, before becoming another of those blokes in the sheltered accommodation's Residents' Lounge with the grin on his face put there by the majority of happy punting memories that I've over the best part of the last 10 years [and counting!]  The actual anniversary occurs in December; and I've already made provisional arrangements to have an anniversary shag with the Regular who's promised to pass herself off as my neice doing an Outcall to her "Uncle" from time to time when I'm in the sheltered accommodation even though she's a comparatively recent name to have appeared on my "Seen" Hotlist.

[threechilliman]

My thinking exactly!   I'll be sitting in the old folks home constantly trying to crack one out on the memories!

You'll have to get an outcall from a 'niece' as per R L...


tcm

[pleasure]

I think if you introduced her as "my neice doing an Outcall to her 'Uncle'" you might get one or two strange looks...

[Rochdull lad]

Trust me, pleasure; I never would!

When she visited the Home, she'd be, "my cousin Paddy's lass"  to all who didn't know her.  [See; backstory already being prepared!!]

[Mij]

Put her on my hotlist, until I saw she was £500 per hour! And no French kissing on her profile!

Good she may be but how is anyone worth that sort of cash? £500 is 2 or 3 weeks punting budget, or probably 7 or 8 half hour punts at Sandy's (with extras).

Yeah, not quite sure what's going on with her at the mo. She had a "break" for a year or so then came back, advertising escort services again but the rate is sky high (for Birmingham anyway!). Unremarkably, it would appear no one has taken her up on her services since. Maybe just trying to appear in more search results?

I'm very rarely in the West Mids these days anyway, so doubtful if I'd ever see her again. If I were to return, I'd probably try some new faces to "spread the love" a little further :-)

[Mij]

Congratulations Mij. Sounds like you've had a lot of fun getting to the milestone. 

Indeed sir, I have!  :-)

Although there have been the odd few bad punts...happens to us all I guess.

Might knock up a top 10 worst ones as well when I'm in the right mood   

[Mij]

Well, congratulations on reaching your century - I hope you've acknowledged the applause from the gathered crowd.

It's not just me that keeps records then.... Sad man that I am. 16 punts since the 1st March for me, I know the dates/WG/cost. The cost gets a bit scary quite quickly

tcm

Thanks tcm.

Yeah, the keeping records thing is a bit sad, especially in my case.....my work needed me to learn how to do some fancy database / reporting / imaging tasks that I had to learn. I ended up creating a database of all my meets, with times, dates, locations, costs, services, number of pops, scoring system, images....all that could be manipulated, queried, and produce reports for say top 10 wg's in London who did a-levels and were £150 or less and had a mij-score of 10 or more!

Told you it was sad! :-)

It's all in code though in case someone got hold if it. :-)

[cockneybstrd]

Thanks tcm.

Yeah, the keeping records thing is a bit sad, especially in my case.....my work needed me to learn how to do some fancy database / reporting / imaging tasks that I had to learn. I ended up creating a database of all my meets, with times, dates, locations, costs, services, number of pops, scoring system, images....all that could be manipulated, queried, and produce reports for say top 10 wg's in London who did a-levels and were £150 or less and had a mij-score of 10 or more!

Told you it was sad! :-)

It's all in code though in case someone got hold if it. :-)

Not sad at all. Just something I wouldnt have thought off. I just about remember to save them on the punting phone

[Mij]

Funnily enough, I don't keep numbers stored on my punting phone once the meeting has taken place...even for regulars. Phones are easier to hack into, and if a WG whose number you have stored rings you for any reason, you might have a hard time explaining why their number is stored in your phone if anyone queries it / sees the display when the phone rings, etc.

Maybe I'm just paranoid though :-)

[the_exile]

100 punts, 49 pro$$ies

Only one more away from your half century with the girls!

[Mij]

Only one more away from your half century with the girls!

Lol..yep.....just trying to plan that one now!

Got a couple of meets booked for late July in London, one with a 'regular', and one with a new face.....not sure I can wait that long though! :-)

[the_exile]

Lol..yep.....just trying to plan that one now!

Got a couple of meets booked for late July in London, one with a 'regular', and one with a new face.....not sure I can wait that long though! :-)

Know the feeling - some way off my next "landmark" but bursting for a fuck, new face or old wouldn't matter!

[Robster199]

Thanks tcm.

Yeah, the keeping records thing is a bit sad, especially in my case.....my work needed me to learn how to do some fancy database / reporting / imaging tasks that I had to learn. I ended up creating a database of all my meets, with times, dates, locations, costs, services, number of pops, scoring system, images....all that could be manipulated, queried, and produce reports for say top 10 wg's in London who did a-levels and were £150 or less and had a mij-score of 10 or more!

Told you it was sad! :-)

It's all in code though in case someone got hold if it. :-)

Mij, have you considered licensing your software to other punters? It could help pay for your hobby!

 

[vorian]

Mij, have you considered licensing your software to other punters? It could help pay for your hobby!

 

Now that's a good idea.

[akauya]

When I was single I kept a list of the number of prossies I saw and how much they cost me. It was still in coded format so only I knew what those words meant. I think I managed past the 100 but then once I got into serious relationshits the list had to go. I haven't kept track of the number of prossies since then and I don't think I would like to simply because looking at the amount of money spent (since my late teens till now) would make me cry.

[CoolTiger]

Million Dollar Question......

When you attend parties such as LMP, would you count this as 1 punt, or would count is the number of girls you interacted with at the meet?

Having attended approx 15 parties in last 7 years, my tally could change by as much as 75~90!!

[Mij]

Million Dollar Question......

When you attend parties such as LMP, would you count this as 1 punt, or would count is the number of girls you interacted with at the meet?

Having attended approx 15 parties in last 7 years, my tally could change by as much as 75~90!!

Good question. Sad git that I am though, I've got 2 lists running.....one for number of punts, and one for number of girls. So for a 3-some or 4-some, I would count that as 1 punt, but I would add any new girls "interacted with"  to my list of girls.

So I've had 103 punts now, but still only with 49 girls - most of them have been repeat visits.

[vorian]

Million Dollar Question......

When you attend parties such as LMP, would you count this as 1 punt, or would count is the number of girls you interacted with at the meet?

Having attended approx 15 parties in last 7 years, my tally could change by as much as 75~90!!

Not that it really matters but I would say a party or duo should count as a single transaction and thus just one punt.

[CoolTiger]

Not that it really matters but I would say a party or duo should count as a single transaction and thus just one punt.

Agreed, but I am as sad as Mij, in that I normally also note down the number of girls seen. So a duo would increase your punt by 1, but increase the number of girls seen by 2.

But looking back, it becomes difficult to recall how many girls I saw at LMP in Aug-2008?

[Mij]

Agreed, but I am as sad as Mij, in that I normally also note down the number of girls seen. So a duo would increase your punt by 1, but increase the number of girls seen by 2.

But looking back, it becomes difficult to recall how many girls I saw at LMP in Aug-2008?

Reckon there's a market out there for an iPhone / Android app to keep a punting tally? ;-) Could then create a league table, or have something like Top Trumps / Pokemon ("Poke 'em"! ) for punters or girls....and the likes of Hendrix and co would have super-status :-)

[vorian]

Reckon there's a market out there for an iPhone / Android app to keep a punting tally? ;-) Could then create a league table, or have something like Top Trumps / Pokemon ("Poke 'em"! ) for punters or girls....and the likes of Hendrix and co would have super-status :-)

The Puntatron 3000.

[Mij]

The Puntatron 3000.

Haha...Sounds cool.

Wonder if Apple would object on the "ethical" side of things.....you have to upload a detailed description of what the app does when you submit it for inclusion on the App-Store. Definitely wouldn't do that under my current App-Store Developer account! :-)

[CoolTiger]

Good old Excel. Have stored so much info on there, all password protected , obscure named file, stored in an unlikely location.

[vorian]

Haha...Sounds cool.

Wonder if Apple would object on the "ethical" side of things.....you have to upload a detailed description of what the app does when you submit it for inclusion on the App-Store. Definitely wouldn't do that under my current App-Store Developer account! :-)

Maybe not but punting is not illegal in the UK anyway and I see lots of dodgy apps.

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