GirlExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice£300 for 1 hour
ServicesAn attempt to be a little more succinct a la puntingpumping (and less blow by blow, novella) - think he gets to the point and points across much better than I have done in the past. Interested to hear views of others on which is preferable/useful
Given increases in Diva prices, tried something more UK at a similar price point to Diva's more recent offerings that have caught the eye
PositiveFemale (and breathing)
NeutralNot the best hotel room
Good central location near to Tube
Facially closer to the average barmaid in your local than a stunner
NegativePhotos were photoshopped. Also probably more than 5 years ago if even her
She had a cough/sore throat and was sniffling throughout. Claimed to be ok. Not convinced
Claimed not to have been out the night before but lots of empty water bottles next to the bed that were squeezed empty suggested otherwise
No french kissing of any sort - lips pressed together like a 5 year old kid kissing someone else in class (maybe that doesn't happen during these COVID days)
Not size 8-10 as on website. More 14-16 (with elastic)
Hairy legs
Toilet in bathroom had the remains of a turd in it along with multiple skid marks. Not sure if hers or previous punter
Bathroom only had a used towel in it
Towel smelt awful - eyewatering/gagging tang of sour sweat etc. Nothing else to use
Awful smell on towel matched her pussy. Maybe she just wipes her pussy between punters on the towel - shower was dry
Oral was perfunctory at best. Brief suck on the head followed by lot of manual wanking
One of the worse pussies I have smelt - worse than the arse of the Allure girl - sharp stale smell of urine, sweat etc. That was just when the legs opened. Didn't even try going down there
Tried missionary but the smell was too bad and then decided to leave early without coming. Didn't seem to care I was leaving early or without coming
No lube when entering but might as well have been shagging a drain with looseness and smell
Had a very long shower when got home that was ASAP - paid extra for Uber. Felt really dirty and not in a good way