BritishVictoriaHC in Swindon

[Uoti2]

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£130 for 1-hour incall

Communication: by text. Quick and helpful, if a little impatient.

Location: house in residential area of west Swindon. Easy to find and park.
Inside: my preference is to punt somewhere safe, comfortable, and moderately clean and tidy.
Victoria's house was safe.

Discretion: Victoria kept me waiting for some time. I sat in the car, attracting curious looks from a few of the locals. A black BMW X5 turned into the road, then paused while the driver stared at me. Then he drove away again. He looked even more out of place than I did. Hmm.

Appearance
Victoria's face would be much more attractive if she smiled more, particularly if she meant it.
As for her body: phwoar! Yes! Shapely and very curvy (not fat, but certainly not thin), with big, natural tits and very well-proportioned and rounded arse and thighs.
On the minus side, her skin quality wasn't great. In fact, for a woman of her claimed age, it was frankly poor, and a bit worrying.
As she makes clear on her AW profile page, she has tattoos and piercings [details omitted in case they might help to identify her].

Personality
Somewhere between disinterested and uninterested. Victoria was polite and sort of friendly the whole time, but she didn't initiate or even suggest any activities. Even during the action, she gave the strong impression that she was more of an observer than a participant.
Native English speaker, so no problems there.
No shower offered. No drinks offered.

Services
FK, OWO, DT, CIM, HR, RO, 69, penetration (protected)

Technically, Victoria was excellent. Take for example the OWO. None of this wet-wipes genital abuse or east-European prevarication: as soon as I asked, she got straight on with the job. No sneaky hands, just proper, old-school schlong-swallowing. Very enjoyable and the CIM was even better.

Yup, you did read that right: OWO including CIM, done willingly and well. Didn't swallow - which was fine because her profile said she wouldn't. Instead, immediately after I'd finished spurting, she rushed to the bathroom and made very loud hawking and spitting noises. I found this rather flattering under the circumstances, as it suggested that I had gone off like a champagne bottle.

Just a couple of caveats for UKP connoisseurs. Firstly, I know some of you chaps are keen on eye contact during oral activities. Victoria's otherwise excellent OWO and CIM were conducted almost entirely with the back of her head facing me and completely blocking the view. Secondly, there wasn't much kissing. I prefer no kissing to reluctant mediocrity and perhaps she noticed that, but I had the impression that she wasn't really as keen on DFK as her profile suggests. Or maybe she just couldn't face DFK with a punter as ugly as me; but ugly punters are part of the job.

During the session
There was a little clock-watching: Victoria was polite but firm in ending the session on the dot. Fair enough, because I did get my full hour.
No time-wasting.
No interruptions.
In some of my other reviews, I wrote, "<WG> gave me her full attention throughout." In Victoria's case, I'm not sure she gave me her full attention at any point. She was a good enough actress to disguise the background radiation level of hatred that a lot of prostitutes feel towards punters, but not good enough to make me feel she actually wanted me there - or even that she cared whether I was there at all.

After we finished
The post-punt atmosphere was as friendly(ish) but with even less interaction. Victoria was straight onto her mobile while I dressed. No rushing, but a definite sense of moving right along, please. She did smile and say goodbye when I was at the front door, but she was a good fifteen feet away at the time and already looking back down at her phone.

Summary
Pros: polite and friendly(ish); reasonably accurate profile; willing and able; great body; very good OWO and HR; CIM included; safe and easy-to-find location; no time-wasting, no interruptions, no extra charges
Cons: poor time-keeping; poor skin quality in places; indifferent attitude; house "cluttered" at best; not good VFM

Would recommend to others? Depends what sort of punter you are. I think you're likely to get the most out of Victoria if you want a punt consisting exclusively of sexual rather than social intercourse, and/or you don't mind paying an unjustified (IMO) premium.
Would I see her again? I honestly don't know. If she improved her interpersonal skills, probably. As things stand: probably not.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the excellent, detailed review. I'm sure there are many punters like me who were considering seeing her, but hadn't been in a rush to do so because of the high price tag and only one previous review.

Seems the caution was justified and her £130ph is most definitely not.

Much appreciated. 

[Uoti2]

Thank you!

On this occasion, I found the choice of positive, neutral or negative very difficult. "Neutral" felt like a cop-out, especially for an expensive punt, so I'm glad to learn that the review has helped someone, despite its indecisive rating.

One influence on my decision was your own recent review (informative and an entertaining read, as usual) of "wonder Bella" (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=103458.0). There were some uncomfortable similarities, but my experience with Victoria was plainly better than yours with Bella.

[Cunning Punt]

We need all reviews - good, bad and indifferent, particularly if there isn't much previous on an escort, and many of my reviews are Neutral.

One person's neutral experience be could another's positive or negative, and ratings aren't that relevant if there is enough detail for punters to make their own mind, which there certainly was in yours.

Also, even if an escort is neutral for most, it's useful to know in case one need's to find a Plan B at short notice.
Though a WG at Victoria's steep rates isn't really a Plan B option for me.

[123Mel456]

Nice review and made me wonder if she is worth a punt.
Like the sound of her bady and the services sound good too but costly
Might add this to a back up list if get let down as I am intrigued
Many thanks for taking th etime to share your views, it is appreciated

[markymarkfb]

I have a feeling this is bustymya2 Swindon profile, if it is avoid, i say this as some pictures in the profile are on her adultway page

[Uoti2]

This one?
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My recollection is that Victoria had a LOT of tattoos (and said she was planning to have even more), some of which certainly would have been noticeable on photos showing as much skin as some of the ones on Mya's profile.
Perhaps you could ask the author of her other UKP review (there are only two at the time of writing). That was by someone who was called Elphe122 when she wrote it - I mean when HE wrote it - and whose name changed to ralphe122 within a few hours of my accidentally calling her Vic. Oops again: calling HIM Vic. Sorry, Vic. I mean Elphe122. I mean ralphe122.

Anyway, I'm glad you bumped the thread because I entirely missed 123Mel456's kind words, way back in the summer. Thanks, Mel! And apologies for not saying so sooner.

[Stiltskin]

Inside: my preference is to punt somewhere safe, comfortable, and moderately clean and tidy.
Victoria's house was safe.

Lol, you're too kind. The house was a tip when I saw her. I used the bathroom which was a mess, even the bath was still full of bath water with kids toys floating in it. The bed was too big for the room and had a 6 inch gap around it. Really annoying.