Help me - ive gone fluffy!

[Tallboy2]

I'm totally in love with Amber, the barmaid, from Benidorm. Anyone had the pleasure?😆

[Nagilum]

Give me the details, I will cure you of this EAS that has availed you 

[socks]

I'm totally in love with Amber, the barmaid, from Benidorm. Anyone had the pleasure?😆

Not surprised she is fucking delicious. I'd suck the shit out of her arse given half the chance 

[Tallboy2]

Not surprised she is fucking delicious. I'd suck the shit out of her arse given half the chance 

Get to the back of the queue pal😉

[threechilliman]

Not surprised she is fucking delicious. I'd suck the shit out of her arse given half the chance 

I wouldn't go quite that far, but I know what you mean. Anyone for MMF so we could DP her?

tcm

[slow and low]

Very tidy.

[ramrodronnie]

Not surprised she is fucking delicious. I'd suck the shit out of her arse given half the chance 

Me too socks. Yummy! 

[uutarn]

I wouldn't go quite that far, but I know what you mean. Anyone for MMF so we could DP her?

tcm

Uutarn <-----

[Tallboy2]

Uutarn <-----

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[ramrodronnie]

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No way would I personally want to share her with another punter. I'd just wanna fuck her brains out 1 on 1 

[NIK]

Not surprised she is fucking delicious. I'd suck the shit out of her arse given half the chance 

Many years ago I was standing outside a pub with a mate when a pretty girl walked past. 'I'd suck her shit,' he exclaimed. Never heard that since.
Conversely even before that I was at a strip pub when a gorgeous stripper (unusual as they were usually ancient mingers) was leaving the stage and the comedian / host leered after her, 'Just look at that arse ... Full of shit mind.' 

[Hertsgent]

Top Totty, even with  that accent   

[ramrodronnie]

I'd use her shit for toothpaste! 

[Marmalade]

? This is not really the correct section is it? Non-punting thread ...

[Tallboy2]

? This is not really the correct section is it? Non-punting thread ...

Sorry

[Nagilum]

In the words of Howard Stern to Jenna Jameson.

If we could go rock climbing, I would bottled your sweat and wear it.

[Tallboy2]

There is a lot of talk about Amber's shit, couldn't we start with a nice bit of DFK or even a nice blow job before thinking about eating or using her poo as toothpaste?😆

[HappyandLucky]

Perhaps a MFFF, = me, her, Joyce temple savage, Madge. Make my way through the decades and then back again. That's definitely one for the bucketlist.   

[pierrot]

I'd use her shit for toothpaste! 

I've not heard that one in a long time.

[Tallboy2]

Perhaps a MFFF, = me, her, Joyce temple savage, Madge. Make my way through the decades and then back again. That's definitely one for the bucketlist.   

Madge? Really?

[HappyandLucky]

Madge? Really?

Not 1-1 but as a foursome bucketlist then no problemo. I'd take her from behind on her Madge Mobile and run her out of batteries 

[ramrodronnie]

There is a lot of talk about Amber's shit, couldn't we start with a nice bit of DFK or even a nice blow job before thinking about eating or using her poo as toothpaste?😆

  Tallboy2. These things are only said in Jest. I'd like to screw the arse off her whilst DFK  her, then use her shit for toothpaste afterwards. 

[ramrodronnie]

Perhaps a MFFF, = me, her, Joyce temple savage, Madge. Make my way through the decades and then back again. That's definitely one for the bucketlist.   

Madge? HappyandLucky!! You are having a Giraffe of course???? 

[ramrodronnie]

Not 1-1 but as a foursome bucketlist then no problemo. I'd take her from behind on her Madge Mobile and run her out of batteries 

I'd rather screw her scooter! 

[HappyandLucky]

Madge? HappyandLucky!! You are having a Giraffe of course???? 

I Never say never in punting. What doesn't ring your bell or my bell today, might tomorrow. It would be sweet irony if Madge had the tightest pussy, with the younger one lose enough to take a double fisting.

[ramrodronnie]

I Never say never in punting. What doesn't ring your bell or my bell today, might tomorrow. It would be sweet irony if Madge had the tightest pussy, with the younger one lose enough to take a double fisting.

Well I guess that all of our tastes vary HappyandLucky. Each to their own and all that. 

[socks]

There is a lot of talk about Amber's shit, couldn't we start with a nice bit of DFK or even a nice blow job before thinking about eating or using her poo as toothpaste?😆

You're right. I'd settle for her wanking me off.

That said I'd willingly go all German for her first, if needed. Wrong time of the month, the morning after she's been on a 12 hour curry and guiness bender and is losing it from all orifices, it'd be worth it. I'd even let her call me Lesley...

[Vivago]

I'd even let her call me Lesley...

But you wouldn't let her call you Shirley, surely?

The acid test is whether you would crawl a mile over broken glass just to get a whiff of one of her farts.

[Tallboy2]

But you wouldn't let her call you Shirley, surely?

The acid test is whether you would crawl a mile over broken glass just to get a whiff of one of her farts.

Oh please!

[socks]

Oh please!

Did you mean yes please?