Is there anything you would never do?

[mh]

Not so sure. If Putin took over and locked me in a cell with her, surely I'd learn to appreciate her beauty in a few years.

Good grief - you think she'll get better with age?   

[Gordon Bennett]

It would be easier to list the handful of vanilla things I would do. My list of no-no's would go on for several pages!

[Home Alone]

Perhaps the OP wants to clarify, but I suspect the intention behind the thread was to discuss things we would never want do as a punter. If we want to see what WGs would never do we just need to look at their likes lists, surely?!

Indeed that was what I hoped people would realise. If I needed a defence, I would draw your attention to the time of posting the OP - I was stone cold sober but totally unable to get to sleep.

I keep forgetting this isn't just a punters' forum. Silly me! I totally agree with your final sentence, mh.

[threechilliman]

Diane Abbott.

Even I'd struggle with her....

[Home Alone]

If anyone could, tcm, . . . 

[sparkus]

Even I'd struggle with her....

Wasn't aware she was an active sex worker.

OK:

- MMF
- water/hardsports
- period play
- strap-on
- a TS

[workinallweek]

  what do you do know that you wouldnt do say 5 years ago ?

[threechilliman]

If anyone could, tcm, . . . 

Close me eyes and thinkof England!!

[Vanhobonk]

  what do you do know that you wouldnt do say 5 years ago ?

Anal play on me,I never thought I would like it until a WG had her tongue up my arse during a threesome and loved it.What i would not do is pain giving or recieving,anything involving another cock and book a WG that requires advanced payment.

[Steely Dan]

mmf

I am surprised.  We have never met.  But a total ban seems tough.  Many girls I have met enjoy it (clearly with the right guys). For a longer meet, it takes 2 guys to keep up with many girls. I recall a few LMP parties back in the day, still with a 2:1 ratio, that I still felt out numbered.

I think it was Jewels at the tail end of a party pleading 'will one of you come and fuck me now, I need to cum'.  Or something like that.  The other 13 were shagged out, so I did my best.  At least that is what I choose to remember.

[threechilliman]

I am surprised.  We have never met.  But a total ban seems tough.  Many girls I have met enjoy it (clearly with the right guys). For a longer meet, it takes 2 guys to keep up with many girls. I recall a few LMP parties back in the day, still with a 2:1 ratio, that I still felt out numbered.

Maybe she's not up to the job.....

[millbush]

Yes MMF or TS don't wnat another mans cock anywhere near me.

[LesFerdinand]

Hardsports. Poop is absolutely not sexy.

[sparkus]

Well, as Meatloaf belted out in 1994, "that".

[winkywanky]

Hall & Oates too  .

(This is gonna turn into an 80s-pop fest if we're not careful).

[workinallweek]

Yes MMF or TS don't wnat another mans cock anywhere near me.

Always thought that but considering a party and a MMF  after watching two girls playing  realised it's a turn on to just watch and hear a girl cum .

[berksboy]

Hardsports. Poop is absolutely not sexy.

Spot on mate , just the thought of it 

[darkknightrises]

Even I'd struggle with her....

I thought you already have 

[Turtle1]

Pay a guy for sex. If I really want some I’m sure there are plenty of places to get that for free.

[Rochelle]

I thought you already have 

Here's the idiot again...definitely obsessed. You gave it a rest on UKE for a while, now you're starting here.

[sparkus]

Here's the idiot again...definitely obsessed. You gave it a rest on UKE for a while, now you're starting here.

Obsessed with a certain Labour politician?

[Rochelle]

Obsessed with a certain Labour politician?

He was obsessed with me over there, constantly following me around and calling me Diane Abbott. Thought he'd finally given it a rest as he hadn't said anything to me for a while...seems I was wrong.

[winkywanky]

He was obsessed with me over there, constantly following me around and calling me Diane Abbott. Thought he'd finally given it a rest as he hadn't said anything to me for a while...seems I was wrong.

I think he needs his eyes testing 

[sparkus]

He was obsessed with me over there, constantly following me around and calling me Diane Abbott. Thought he'd finally given it a rest as he hadn't said anything to me for a while...seems I was wrong.

Surely grounds for him to be sanctioned by the mods on here.

I suspect that fact that many men pay considerable amounts of money for your company and services is some consolation against inevitable dealings with the likes of him in anonymous online forums 

[Rochelle]

Surely grounds for him to be sanctioned by the mods on here.

I suspect that fact that many men pay considerable amounts of money for your company and services is some consolation against inevitable dealings with the likes of him in anonymous online forums 

There's no rule against being an annoying idiot. Anyway, he got what he wanted, my reaction. I should have known better than to respond.

[cotton]

I presumed they were all talking about the real dianne abbott

[lewisjones23]

Surely grounds for him to be sanctioned by the mods on here.

I suspect that fact that many men pay considerable amounts of money for your company and services is some consolation against inevitable dealings with the likes of him in anonymous online forums 

the two sites are no longer linked so why should the mods on here get involved?

[sparkus]

the two sites are no longer linked so why should the mods on here get involved?

I didn't know (or more accurately, pay attention to) that. Though if someone on here is banding around racial slurs on here then that's against the rules. The complaint so far is that he's brought that over with one comment.

It's up to him to state his logic/need to do so. I'm sure all can be resolved.

[lewisjones23]

I didn't know (or more accurately, pay attention to) that. Though if someone on here is banding around racial slurs on here then that's against the rules. The complaint so far is that he's brought that over with one comment.

It's up to him to state his logic/need to do so. I'm sure all can be resolved.

exactly, one comment and you are calling for the mods to step in 

the wg can stick up for herself and gives as good as she gets

[Drayki]

Mmf
Scat
Period play
Bb
Being dominated

[sparkus]

exactly, one comment and you are calling for the mods to step in 

the wg can stick up for herself and gives as good as she gets

She's said as much since my comment, yeah.

[daviemac]

I didn't know (or more accurately, pay attention to) that. Though if someone on here is banding around racial slurs on here then that's against the rules. The complaint so far is that he's brought that over with one comment.

It's up to him to state his logic/need to do so. I'm sure all can be resolved.

If anyone feels aggrieved by anything said about them on here they should follow the correct procedure and report the post, the mods/ admin will look at it and decide if any action needs to be taken.  It would need to be the person involved though, not one member getting upset on behalf of another.

[sparkus]

If anyone feels aggrieved by anything said about them on here they should follow the correct procedure and report the post, the mods/ admin will look at it and decide if any action needs to be taken.  It would need to be the person involved though, not one member getting upset on behalf of another.

Are you calling me a fluffy? 
I'd love a go, for the record, but not at her rates.

It's entirely possible that other members could be uneasy with such things but I've no desire to engage in a flame war to defend a BME Labour MP.

[millbush]

I presumed they were all talking about the real dianne abbott

So did I

[lewisjones23]

Are you calling me a fluffy? 
I'd love a go, for the record, but not at her rates.

It's entirely possible that other members could be uneasy with such things but I've no desire to engage in a flame war to defend a BME Labour MP.

was a bit white knighty to be honest

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

How about if you made it a MMF with Jeremy Corbin?? 

With Ann Widdercombe sat on your face..

[cotton]

Are you calling me a fluffy? 
I'd love a go, for the record, but not at her rates.

It's entirely possible that other members could be uneasy with such things but I've no desire to engage in a flame war to defend a BME Labour MP.

Fluffy   

You never know, with Dianne Abotts poor grasp of numbers you might get a bargain.

[myothernameis]

Have my cock or testicles pierced.

I believe it's called a Prince Albert !

Ouch and double ouch 

I could never go with a ts, lets call this a prince harry 

[sparkus]

was a bit white knighty to be honest

Not at all. If someone had said she was a munter or had BO I wouldn't give a shit.

Some of the threads have become a bit lively on race of late.

[millbush]

There's no rule against being an annoying idiot. Anyway, he got what he wanted, my reaction. I should have known better than to respond.

Best to block the trolls.

[lewisjones23]

Not at all. If someone had said she was a munter or had BO I wouldn't give a shit.

Some of the threads have become a bit lively on race of late.

why do you care if someone calls her Diane Abbott though?

one is an ugly black women and the WG could also be for all I know or care

calling for the mods to come in and protect the WG isnt full on white knighting but it is certainly heading down that path

[tynetunnel]

Anyway... back on topic    Something I would never do?

Jump out of a plane at 4,000 feet without a parachute 

Climb a pylon and touch a high voltage power line whilst being ‘earthed’ to the ground 

Make an appointment to see Kirie 

[John Johnson]

With my rarely worn sensible hat on for a moment.

1) Bareback a working girl-too risky for all concerned.
2) Do a MMF-I have no interest in being anywhere near another naked bloke
3) Go near a woman that I thought was trafficked or under duress
4) Go near a working girl who may be under 18
5) Diane Abbott

 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Climb a pylon and touch a high voltage power line whilst being ‘earthed’ to the ground 

Odd as it seems this is done quite often for maintence purposes;!

[winkywanky]

Er, no, the current would pass straight through you to get to ground, and you'd go kinda crispy.

[winkywanky]

You'd be the conductor, but it wouldn't be in a ticket-collecting kind of way.

[one eyed panda]

Never be tied up. Dont like being restrained, apart from the slight risk of being left there while the women sells your clothes, car, etc

Just a thought. Dianne A might make one hell of a domme. Imagine the threats

[sparkus]

why do you care if someone calls her Diane Abbott though?

one is an ugly black women and the WG could also be for all I know or care

calling for the mods to come in and protect the WG isnt full on white knighting but it is certainly heading down that path

To be honest, I was just fucking riled.  Had nothing to do with the SP, you also see it with jibes about Meghan Markle elsewhere on social media.

For instance, if there was a Scottish SP who was being stalked by someone calling her Jo Swinson or Jeanette Crankie, I'd probably say something but leave it at that, thinking to myself "What a fucking oddball."

But yeah, you're right, I was heavy handed to call in the mods.  Apologies to all concerned.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Er, no, the current would pass straight through you to get to ground, and you'd go kinda crispy.

Who said the curent was switched on anyway;?.

[Gazza1234]

Rimming a girls arse.