Fuck me what happened!
The guy on the right is working through his Facebook booty calls, TINDER and Plenty of Fucking.com hotlist to worry about an ex being on adultwork.com
Rather than "hell hath no fury than a woman scorned", nature makes women self destruct after getting dumped by "Jack the lad".
Some girls, it's the Pub lunch diet of pies, gravy and mash with litres of alcohol- others its appettite suppressors.