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External Link/Members Only Just digging this one out of the memory archives as this happened a week or so ago, and to be honest was a bit forgetful.
Despite the mixed neutral/positive reviews on this site there was still something about Ashley's profile that drew me in, and I wasn't going to die wondering.
Location:Decent flat not too far from the Police Station in Croydon
Cost & Time:£60 for "30" minutes. Very basic vanilla service - OW and Sex followed a perfunctory massage.
Ashley:Ashely is pretty small - not as small as I was expecting based on other reviews, but definitely vertically challenged. She claims to be Bolivian, and I've no reason to doubt that. Very little English. She rattled off a load of Spanish that meant as much to me as my English did to her!
She has a decent pair of Bristols that felt natural to me. Age-wise - certainly more that the 29 her profile states. Add another 10+ years to that. She's not slim, has thick thighs and carries off her slightly large stomach pretty well. Facially as per her profile
The Action:Pretty poor to be honest.
Before we started Ashley applied some lube to herself, so that wrote-off any option of RO or 69 for me
She then applied the condom and performed some reasonable oral on me. This lasted a few minutes after which I played with her fine tits a bit. Then on Ashley's instructions we went through three or four positions before I filled the bag.
Up to this point the whole experience was pretty rubbish and Ashley wasn't engaged. No effort to smile or make me feel remotely special - meaning the whole experience to this point merited a negative rating.
Anyway, I was expecting to be told to clean up, get dressed and leave - but this is where things started to improve.
Ashley offered me a massage - not the greatest, but she was making an effort. She then started to talk to me - and somehow we made ourselves understood to each other. She then became a different person and was smiling, sitting my lap and encouraging me to cuddle her and play with her tits!
By the time I left it was like we were best mates. A very strange transformation.
Positives:When she lightened up she was actually very friendly with a nice smile - arguably a bit late to rescue the punt.
Neutrals:OW was acceptable
The fact I was offered a massage to use up the remainder of my time was a decent touch - so could argue she's not a clock watcher
Negatives:The first 15 minutes - not engaged and the important part of the punt was rubbish
Would I visit again?Not sure I'd risk it. There's a chance she might start the next visit as this one ended, but I don't think I'll be finding out
In Summary:Just about scrapes a Neutral. Just feel I'd be harsh making it a negative - but others may disagree