External Link/Members OnlyThis was an absolutely terrible punt, and the girl has an attitude where I really cannot envisage her ever doing a good job for anyone.
ProsLiterally none
Cons1. Very poor english: Her grasp of of english was minimal. She couldnt even understand basic commands, like "missionary" or "get on your back"....I had to visually demonstrate to her, FFS
2. Poor hygiene: Her pussy smelt quite bad, and I actually went soft a couple of times bc of it
3. Body: She has these quite ugly and deep scars across and underneath her breasts, like plastic surgery gone terribly wrong. I didnt even go for a feel to see if her tits were real or fake because the scars were such a big turn off
4. Poor comms: I say this because I called her up and apparently I spoke to her translator not her (I only learnt this when I got there), and I asked translator twice on the phone if she was willing to do owo inclusive in the price and she said yes. I get there and I ask the girl will you do owo, and she tells me £20 extra. Naturally I get mad, raise my voice and say that's not what I was told over phone, and she stares at me blankly and just repeats "£20 extra"....but I was eager to fuck, so told her I would give her £10 extra, which she eventually agreed to
5. Preparation: One thing that really pissed me off - about 5 mins into fucking her I tell her to get some more lube bc it fel like lube had dried up already.
Turns out she wasnt using lube at all, but baby oil. Some of you may not be aware but baby oil is terrible lube bc anything with oils actually wears down the condom and makes it much more likely to break. FFS if I hadnt realised this, condom probably would have broke and I'd have got an STD from the skank6. Presentation: In terms of how she looked like she really couldnt have been further from her photos. She was wearing the most unflattering get-up and had zero makeup on, so she looked pretty much as non-sexy as she could get. She literally had put no effort into her appearance before the punt. I am an idiot though tbh - should have walked when I saw she was nothing like her pics...ah well
7. Oral: This was quite possibly the laziest and least enthusiastic BJ I have ever received
8. Profile: She's not Indian. Not even an 1/8th indian. Apparently has just put that on her profile as there are a lot of asians in that area and it helps getting clients. One more to add to the list of disappointments about her.
In short, I booked a 30 min punt with her and was out in 15 minutes (5 minutes of that being the getting undressed and dressed again), because it was just so terrible!!
