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His eldest is 69!

And his youngest is 27

Good on him.

6 weddings to pay for must be a stretch.

Hopefully he has lots of grandkids out of that lot and his genes live on.

After the first few weddings whoever was doing the ceremony may have been tempted to ask him, regarding his wife to be [this time] 'do you feel lucky ?'  :D

Great actor & the same as a film director producer including for the film of my avatar  ⬅️

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On the subject of films stars daughters,  Sly Stallones female offspring are quite fit too, especially Sophia Rose on the far right.

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After the first few weddings whoever was doing the ceremony may have been tempted to ask him, regarding his wife to be [this time] 'do you feel lucky ?'  :D

Great actor & the same as a film director producer including for the film of my avatar  ⬅️
I was thinking of paying for his daughters' weddings.

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I was thinking of paying for his daughters' weddings.

What are you like ?  ;) :D

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Chaturbate model Sonya Kelsey.

Something about these muscles/ribs? that really gets me going. She's not even that skinny just toned

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I'd spend £500 for an hour of my life with her!!

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She does seem to have gotten better with age.

Been mentioned before, but still so hot

Gillian Anderson, she may be in her 50s but I think she still looks hot.

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She looks better as a blonde than a redhead imo.


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Sheryl Crow - at 62 - with a new album



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She can sing 🎵 “if it makes you happy” when you ask for anal.



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Judy Garland. What she used to look like when she portrayed Dorothy Gale from Wizard of Oz. Not so much what she looked like after a decade or so since the movie was released. I'd snog Dorothy's face off and finger her.
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Judy Garland. What she used to look like when she portrayed Dorothy Gale from Wizard of Oz. Not so much what she looked like after a decade or so since the movie was released. I'd snog Dorothy's face off and finger her.

Careful, you'll have the nonce police on you. Anyone made up to look younger than they were is apparently pandering to paedos!

Anyone who fancies Dynamite is borderline noncey.
She looks very young, they are making her up young, they make a thing about how young she is and refer to her on every introduction as "baby-faced".
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Careful, you'll have the nonce police on you. Anyone made up to look younger than they were is apparently pandering to paedos!
Plus Judy is actually only about 16 then. Iconic, but not really womanly.


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Careful, you'll have that nonce police on you. Anyone made up to look younger than they were is apparently pandering to paedos!

Never mind that nonce business. You probably don’t want to be known as a Friend of Dorothy either:

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Would be a dream come true to find skinny-with-boobs model Anna Tsaralunga hiding behind the door:

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Scarlet Skies.



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Skinny as a pin and not objectable to pissing.
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Nice  :thumbsup: didn't have a clue who she is until I googled her.
I found her on Blankety Blank tonight.

Offline mr.bluesky

Agnetha Faltskog and Anni frid Lynstad- Mamma Mia ! :D

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I knew her brother Jim.
Used to sleep with him when I was cold.

I thought his name was Pyj. Jama :D
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Julie Lin doing one of the demos on Saturday Kitchen yesterday had an impressive pair of chebs.
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Sarah Alexander, comedy actress, funny and sexy

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Sarah Alexander, comedy actress, funny and sexy

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She was hot in the serles Coupling.




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The Scoop quartet

Gillian Anderson
Billie Piper
Keeley Hawes
Romola Garai

As an aside Rufus Sewell had to wear a prosthetic body / bottom to make him look bodily like the fat paedo

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Whilst speaking to HELLO! on the red carpet at the film's London premiere, Sam, who was heavily involved in clinching the interview with the prince, was asked whether Buckingham Palace had made contact – and she had the best response.
Laughing, she said: "I'm still waiting on my CBE but I'm not sure it's going to happen."

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The resemblance is uncanny! MFF anyone?  :wacko:

Yes please, both bout the same age too, uncanny-licious
I wouldnt mind giving Janus an up & under

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Yes please, both bout the same age too, uncanny-licious
I wouldnt mind giving Janus an up & under
Don't you mean,  Janus up the anus?

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Don't you mean,  Janus up the anus?

From the OED

subtlety
/ˈsʌtlti/
noun
noun: subtlety

the quality or state of being subtle.

"the subtleties of English grammar"

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Offline DastardlyDick

Don't you mean,  Janus up the anus?

I always liked the way Samantha Janus as she was, told people how to pronounce her surname as "Janus" not "Jaynus"  by saying it was just as well she didn't have a brother called Hugh  :lol:
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Ice T’s wife Coco Austin.

I’m certain she has many a sex tape with Ice. I’d love to see her fucking if I can’t have a go lol.



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Ice T’s wife Coco Austin.

I’m certain she has many a sex tape with Ice. I’d love to see her fucking if I can’t have a go lol.

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Do you think she might have had a BBL?

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Ice T’s wife Coco Austin.

I’m certain she has many a sex tape with Ice. I’d love to see her fucking if I can’t have a go lol.



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Everything that's wrong with the current trends of  what women think is sexy IMO.

Offline mr.bluesky

Australian actress Bailey Spalding who appears in the Sky Atlantic series set in ancient Rome  "Domina"

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I've seen more desirable pigs.


(So where's the review Bonker?
You've been on here for years and your porcine review count is zero. You'd better chop chop before I give you a roasting!
Get stuffing)

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I've seen more desirable pigs.


(So where's the review Bonker?
You've been on here for years and your porcine review count is zero. You'd better chop chop before I give you a roasting!
Get stuffing)

Have you been crack(l)ing on with that review yet, Bonker?   Are you scratching around for the right words?
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