I just tell the guy (Chinese) in my paper shop it's for a dating agency...as I'm 68 he just laughs.....he's hardly likely to tell my missus..."oo your husband buys Paysafe from here...A) she wouldn't know what a Paysafe voucher is...B) if he did I'd say it was just to pay membership of a 'blog'...and C) Lads I've read many times on here "ah what if this and what if that"...if your going to continue Punting (me 38yrs) ..get youself a set of reasons for as many eventualities as you can,then believe them...you know as well as I do a poorly told lie is the same as admitting the truth...look the person in the eye,who's asking,and look them in the eye and "it wasn't me" or "yes it was me but I was,,,," or whatever,but believe it...we play quite a dangerous game,in many respects with this Punting lark...so get real or stop,because you WILL get found out if you don't!
The very best one for me is...wife "what the hell are these test results for"? as she'd opened my mail and got Gum test results.straight in the eye and said " My cock was itching and sore and the quack told me to go top the clinic"...."well you never said"..."why would I? in case I'd caught it from you"!...."no love,seriously ...remember mo when you kept getting water infections,I asked him if it could be something that I was passing on to you,so I get checked regularly in case it is..it's not a problem is it"...wife "oh right"...and off she went happy!...KNOW YOU MISSUS and BELIEVE YOUR LIES!