Author Topic: 13 questions - Have you ever ever ever.... (Read 3972 times)

bonapati · « **on:** April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm »

Have ever...
1. Not been able to find a cash machine on your way to a punt
2. Forgot to withdraw money then realise after the punt
3. Lost money on your way to a punt
4. Run out of credits while trying to communicate on arrival
5. Took a pill then the punt never happened
6. Got let down by google maps etc so much you got lost and couldn’t make the punt.
7. Finished the punt to find you had a flat tyre
8. Finished to find you car won’t start
9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out
10. Forgot you Rolex, umbrella or most prized scarf behind
11. Send a message to arrange a punt only to find out later your sent it to a wrong number
12. Been called by someone who wasn’t who you thought to sent a message to only to be taunted
13. Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2019, 06:52:26 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

1) I phoned the escort up and she told me the nearest place which was a supermarket on the way. It was really weird I tried to withdraw £100 in a corner shop prior to the punt and it wouldn't let me, must be a limit on those machines.
2) No
3) No
4) Yes. I also at the time didn't have parental controls unlocked so I couldn't use AW email. I just trusted my instincts and it was fine. She called me about 15 minutes before.
5) No
6) Yup. I'm really bad at following maps and I started going the wrong way. I've also walked past the house which put me about a mile out.
7) No
8) No
9) No. I've got home and smelt girl sweat, pussy juice and had long hairs actually inside my clothes before all on different punts; I've also had love bites, scratches and bruises which is as HAF.
10) Nearly left a cheap-ish Firetrap jacket behind. It was a hot spring day and I forgot I was wearing it.
11) Nope. I nearly phoned the wrong number, but hung before it connected - two girls with similar names.
12) No. It has nearly happened though.
13) I've had my phone go off in a punt in a parlour once, I forgot to put it on silent. It was TV Licensing believe it or not as I had just moved house.

RedKettle · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2019, 07:20:22 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

I have struggled with the cash machine and ended up on a massive detour and was late.

Forgot the punting phone did not have google maps and walked around for ages trying to find the right place - shame I did because it was a shit punt.

bonapati · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2019, 07:26:26 pm »

Stories of the hobby eh?
Forgot to mention the “blonde hair on your socks” in the laundry while your OH is brunette.

The Film Director · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2019, 07:35:18 pm »

9) Underwear inside out - excuse to OH, it was dark when I put them on

threechilliman · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:08:31 pm »

5 for me, more than once. Not a massive surprise.

willie loman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:44:43 pm »

Taken the pill a few times to no purpose, gone for a pee hours later, still have the tissue wrapped round my cock, have still got condom on my cock, phoned the wrong no at times, come back to get a ticket on a couple of occasions, bumped into a mate with lipstick on my cheek.

wristjob · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:50:32 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

No to: 1,2,3,8,10.11,12,13

4: Yes and had to use my normal phone, only once I think. Also set off to one and punting phone just died so went to tesco and got another for a fiver.
5: Yeah, pill 2h before, jump in the shower at home, get out to find a cancel text.
6: No but severely late cos of crap satnav a few times.
7: No but did get back in my car and the engine had blown a cylinder so not a smooth drive home.
9: Told my shirt was inside out last week.

14: Had to leave the punt early cos after the first round the girl was vomiting blood into the toilet.
15: Had the girl's dad call me and cancel the punt as she had gone to hospital with gonorhea and he found out she was a prossie. Then called back 2h later cos he didn't know who he'd already called.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:53:27 pm »

14 Extra mileage on the car with no explanation.

15 Parking payment made in new location with no explanation.

16 Paid for chocolate on the wrong contactless card

17 Punting phone not on silent when unwanted text from unknown woman rings in my pocket.

18 Car comes home wet from rain when the place I was supposed to be (work) had a dry day weather forecast

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:55:30 pm »

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 no
6 no
7 no
8 no
9 no
10 no
11 no
12 no
13 erm let me think - no

77lenny00 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2019, 09:14:57 pm »

Not one - I must be lucky - mind you I haven't had a punt since December 2018!!!

Guesswork · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2019, 09:39:02 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

1-8 no

9, not quite but did jump back into the car after a massage HE to spot a blob of cum in my hair when I looked in the mirror

fuck knows how it was missed, but I was so impressed with the firing range I just chuckled and cleaned up with my emergency wet wipes

10 no

11 twice sent a message enquiring about services to the wrong number. One got a very irate message back, fair enough. The other I accidentally picked up the call and was confronted by a guy asking why I wanted anal

don't know if he was a punter or not, but knew the score from the start so was just winding me up. It worked, lol

12 as above

13 no

ted 61 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2019, 09:58:52 pm »

Number 2 I left my wallet at home, had to go back home to retrieve it, noticed before punt took place, girl was understanding and it wasn’t too far to travel
Number 4, Left my phone in a hotel room, fortunately said girl kept phone safe and saw her the next week
Phone was going flat, I needed a charging cable and I was in Wolverhampton, looking for a phone shop selling charger cable, made appointment very hassled

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:05:45 pm »

only number 1....today as it happened.

Gordon Bennett · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:09:29 pm »

None of them really. Built in SatNav on my car went haywire en route once so I ended up having to use my phone's map app to get there, bit hairy balancing the thing on my knee so I could follow it...... On the whole I'm a very bureaucratic ink monitor type person who plans things to the Nth degree with plenty of backup and failsafes in place. Things tend to go okay then.

fakeboobslover · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:12:03 pm »

No to all of them.

Speaking of small mishaps though...
I cut my earlobes with a razor when shaving just before I had to leave the house for a punt.
More than once (and it can be tricky to stop the blood quickly).

Has never happened when leaving for work.

GingerNuts · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:23:34 pm »

Quote from: fakeboobslover on April 02, 2019, 10:12:03 pm

You need a styptic pencil.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:31:33 pm »

Have ever...
9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out
Got home to find a condom wrapper stuck to my back as I stepped in to the shower. Fuckk close.

13. Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency
been called by one of my kids..

Also got a parking ticket at a hotel- so I now never park in a hotel CPark.

Herts_Outcaller · « **Reply #18 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:32:35 pm »

1. Not been able to find a cash machine on your way to a punt - jesus wept, yes. Travelled for ages, ended up being half hour late
2. Forgot to withdraw money then realise after the punt - after the punt? all girls I know ask for cash in advance

3. Lost money on your way to a punt - nope
4. Run out of credits while trying to communicate on arrival - no, but I dropped my phone getting out of the car, phone broke. Didn't know the door number, couldn't ring. Drove home, messaged her on a spare phone, said sorry, was basically told to never contact her again.
5. Took a pill then the punt never happened - nope. Drove from Herts to Bristol before being cancelled on though
6. Got let down by google maps etc so much you got lost and couldn’t make the punt - nope, usually find it eventually, sometimes call the girl for help with exact directions
7-8 nope.
9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out - Yes. Discretely stored it under the bed while Mrs wasn't looking, never got caught
10. Forgot you Rolex, umbrella or most prized scarf behind - nah but a prossie nicked my Mrs' charger on an outcall round mine

Had to go straight out and buy a new one.
11-12 no
13 - Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency - nope

GingerNuts · « **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2019, 10:38:39 pm »

1. Not been able to find a cash machine on your way to a punt No, I always make sure I have the cash well beforehand
2. Forgot to withdraw money then realise after the punt See above
3. Lost money on your way to a punt No
4. Run out of credits while trying to communicate on arrival No
5. Took a pill then the punt never happened No
6. Got let down by google maps etc so much you got lost and couldn’t make the punt. No
7. Finished the punt to find you had a flat tyre No
8. Finished to find you car won’t start No
9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out No, it wouldn't matter anyway
10. Forgot you Rolex, umbrella or most prized scarf behind No
11. Send a message to arrange a punt only to find out later your sent it to a wrong number Yes, it resulted in one confused massage shop and another angry one
12. Been called by someone who wasn’t who you thought to sent a message to only to be taunted No
13. Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency N/A

imtheman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2019, 11:20:51 pm »

the_exile · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2019, 11:42:34 pm »

5. Yes, but managed to find an alternative
6. Yes but it just meant I had a 30 min punt instead 1 hr I did find the WGs flat eventually

Car has let me down before a punt but managed to get back home and phone a WG who lived nearby

The Outsider · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2019, 12:21:23 am »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

That sounds like a bad night out. Hope your next one is better!

bbwandy72 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2019, 12:44:06 am »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

Yes to those. Although the last one isn't quite true. It was an area I knew well, so although I checked the map before I left, I only gave it a brief glance. It turned out I didn't know it as well as I thought. I took the wrong exit out of the station, went the wrong way and ended up late and out of breath. The punt still went ahead though.

Home Alone · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2019, 03:28:16 am »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

Had my pocket picked of £300 - the maximum you can take a day from an ATM & the amount I used to pay my then-Regular - for a 4-hr session before I put it safely away in my wallet. Had been seeing the then-Regular for about 4 1/2 yrs so my credit was good until our next meeting but I'm now ultra-cautious - therefore VERY slow - whenever I use an ATM.

Williams56 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2019, 06:24:02 am »

Was in the car with my other half once and realised there was a car park ticket stuck to the windscreen which proved I was no where near where I'd said I'd been the day before. Quietly disposed of it when we arrived at our destination.

Home Alone · « **Reply #26 on:** April 03, 2019, 07:38:06 am »

And as for the other 12:

1. No.
2. No.
4. No; but been slowed up by fielding "Where are you?" texts.
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Got home to find my cock ring still in position!
10. Nothing more expensive than my 2nd-best pair of gloves. Debenhams sale - in which I'd bought them for £5 - was still on so replaced them like-for-like.
11. No.
12. No.
13. Never had an OH since I started punting.

T4boy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2019, 08:42:32 am »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

Defo No.1 - Many times!

workinallweek · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2019, 08:51:05 am »

1.   Not been able to find a cash machine on your way to a punt
NO
2.   Forgot to withdraw money then realise after the punt
NO
3.   Lost money on your way to a punt
NO
4.   Run out of credits while trying to communicate on arrival
NO
5.   Took a pill then the punt never happened
YES
6.   Got let down by google maps etc so much you got lost and couldn’t make the punt.
YES BUT ARRIVED SLIGHTLY LATE AFTER PHONING
7.   Finished the punt to find you had a flat tyre
NO
8.   Finished to find you car won’t start
NO
9.   Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out
NO BUT A CONDOM WRAPPER STUCK ON BOXERS
10.   Forgot you Rolex, umbrella or most prized scarf behind
YES AND NO ONE FOUND IT
11.   Send a message to arrange a punt only to find out later your sent it to a wrong number
NO
12.   Been called by someone who wasn’t who you thought to sent a message to only to be taunted
NO
13.   Called by your OH during a punt only to find out later it was an emergency
NO

MrMatrix · « **Reply #29 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:08:22 am »

Quote from: workinallweek on April 03, 2019, 08:51:05 am

Hope it wasnt the Rolex WAW.......

jeanphillipe · « **Reply #30 on:** April 03, 2019, 10:09:18 am »

9. Got home to find a condom or wipes in your trousers or your underwear inside out

there was a guy on here who almost got busted by this recently

GreyDave · « **Reply #31 on:** April 03, 2019, 10:26:13 am »

None of the above BUT I forgot my glasses on way to a party punt after a 40min drive when i got there I realised I parked in one of those carparks that ajoins a shopping centre next to the block as told "Riverside" (Hemel ) then called them they then texted back ....Fuck me I could not read the address and instructions on how to get in

Mostly women shoppers around parking up

Then an Average middle aged bloke pulls up in an oldish motor I thought he looks normal I`ll ask him to read the text....

Flat no XX entry code main building XXX Traffic light arm bands to be worn all services protected dp and Dpv only with Mistress Poppers and Blue avb. Dont be nervous Xx ...
With a smile he looked at me and said thats the strangest text Ive read for along while Sir have a nice day ...Embarassed I made my excusses and got away as quick as I could....

20 mins later I was DPV Mistress M with him

BarneyBubbles · « **Reply #32 on:** April 03, 2019, 11:12:51 am »

Only had no. 1 and 13 happen.

1isn't unusual, especially if it is a new area for me. I tend to try and stash the cash gradually over a week or so as the missus and I only have a joint account and it would be obvious if I'd whipped out £80 and had nothing to show for it.

13) I had a series of calls from work as I was meant to be 'in a meeting' while shagging a whore and my office had had a major electrical failure and all the alarms had gone off meaning everyone had to be evacuated and I was needed to sort it out . Luckily there weren't any awkward questions about exactly what meeting I'd been in.

Sureshot · « **Reply #33 on:** April 03, 2019, 02:12:41 pm »

No to all the above

Bertbart · « **Reply #34 on:** April 03, 2019, 02:55:19 pm »

5 was going to meet a m/f couple for my first pro 3sum. They never turned up and I drove back home for 1.5 hours. Fun times

shagmore · « **Reply #35 on:** April 03, 2019, 02:56:45 pm »

No to all, if you can't find a cash machine where are you punting, I live in a village in the middle of fucking nowhere and there are 3 cash machines within a 3 mile radius that I know of...

HarryZZ · « **Reply #36 on:** April 03, 2019, 03:07:04 pm »

Only the phone credit thing, I kept forgetting to turn mobile roaming off on the punting phone then booked through AW on the phone over wifi at home and got to the punt only to find any credit had disappeared into the ether and couldn't ring to confirm the address. I did that twice!

northeastjohnnie · « **Reply #37 on:** April 03, 2019, 03:49:17 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

Don't drive so a lot of "NOs"...

But yes to Number 5 and 11

Left me scarf in Stevenage, but the Polish princess did keep it and gave it to about a year later when I returned... on the other hand did have a WG leave her dress in my hotel room .. well one of Sir Lenny's in Cambridge

.... and she didn't want it back

For number 11 the girl in Leeds was very nice about it ...but still haven't taken up her offer ... could well do one day

king tarzan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 03, 2019, 05:34:30 pm »

_Bender_ · « **Reply #39 on:** April 03, 2019, 05:45:14 pm »

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. Errr ... got home once and had really bad trapped wind and needed to fart, only to fart lube down my leg onto the floor, dunno if that counts! ha!
10. Forgotten my watch numerous of times & my fro comb ... shite! ... still need to collect that.
11. No
12. No
13. Been called by the OH, but only wanted to know what’s for tea ... replied later that I’d already eaten! Hee heee!!

whiskyfan · « **Reply #40 on:** April 03, 2019, 06:15:19 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

1. No
2. No (Pay at the start so would never happen)
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. Left a pair of sunglasses behind once and never got them back.

11. Yes.

12. No
13. No

Daiawn · « **Reply #41 on:** April 03, 2019, 06:45:09 pm »

Once had to go back as I'd forgotten my watch.
Realized before I got to the car though.
It wasn't a Rolex either.

MustaphaShag · « **Reply #42 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:49:17 pm »

1: Couldn't find a working ATM anywhere near punt location,turned out to be a major network problem with ATM provider.
Learned a lesson,in future get cash a day or two in advance and stash it somewhere secure.

5: Took a pill,punt didn't happen because as soon as I saw what was behind the door I made my excuses,and made a sharp exit

8: Finished a punt and the car wouldn't start and had to be towed home.The one & only time I had a genuine reason for being late home from work

Danj89 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:58:03 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

Arbetare · « **Reply #44 on:** April 03, 2019, 10:12:26 pm »

Yes to 4, 5, 9 (Long blonde hairs on my shirt, the wife's not blonde), and 11 (a belt and a flannel)

Billy the kid · « **Reply #45 on:** April 06, 2019, 07:27:39 pm »

Quote from: bonapati on April 02, 2019, 06:36:39 pm

1. Very recently had my card swallowed by a cash machine en route. Faff trying to sort that out, then a rush to find another cash point (new area to me). Late for punt, no where to park to add to my woes. SP didn’t text so had to call to explain in a pretty busy public area which was uncomfortable to say the least. Punt worked out ok in the end though. I tend to build in lots of additional time prior just in case but for this one anything that could go wrong pretty much did (except the punt)

No to the rest, but:-
Had a ‘near’ major incident slip in the shower ( bath shower) once. That would have been difficult to explain had I done myself an injury.

Come out of a punt to a parking ticket. I sorted that one pretty quickly.

Followed instructions to a block of flats and rang on the intercom/buzzer thing. Fortunately no answer and not buzzed in as I was at the wrong block of flats entirely! Might have been an awkward conversation!

Leaving just last week for a 2 hour journey to a punt (was working nearby). Grabbed my punting phone from the boot to get the post code and decided to nip back indoors for a final slash before hitting the road. Got to the traffic lights a mile away, reached for the phone and realised I didn’t have it. Left it (turned on) on my stairs!!! Thanks Christ I realised and hadn’t gone too far. That would have been game over if the OH had come home and found it, inc £120 tucked in the inner pocket.

Bogof60 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 06, 2019, 10:17:34 pm »

#7 puncture miles away from home after the punt. It was a long drive home with the skinny tyre at 50mph

Bogof60 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 06, 2019, 10:26:40 pm »

#9 Condom wrapper stuck to my back

But the oddest one was when I left home and 20 mins into a one hour drive I realised I had left my punting phone behind. I could remember the street and thought I could remember the flat number so continued.
When I got the street and number there was a car parked outside that corresponded to a Gallery pic of her over the car bonnet I remembered it well as it was the same model and colour as my own car albeit a bit older and not a common car and particularly in that colour. Buzzed the flat number and of course it was the wrong number

Got an irate bloke

Managed to book her again a while later and she said she had sold the car a while ago.
Also found one of her long blonde hairs in the bath the next day. Oh is blonde but with short hair

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #48 on:** May 06, 2019, 06:42:39 pm »

Recently received a confirmation text with a postcode but she typed 2 letters back to front so arrived in an industrial estate dead end road eager for my punt .... it turned out to be very close to the real place and all went well after that so did not even mention it in the review. Human error.

Mr_Shins · « **Reply #49 on:** May 06, 2019, 10:49:33 pm »

I have returned from a punt to the station close to which I left my motorcycle and it had been stolen. After a venture in which the police didn't turn up to the location where the tracker had taken me for an hour, the thief them rode off with it. It was recovered just over a week later and the guy who stole it did eventually go to prison but I lost loads as I paid for all its repairs due to my insurance company clearing trying to rip me off over it.

5 months later returned from a punt to a different station where I had left my motorcycle and it was still there but dead battery. Called RAC but response time kept increasing until early hours of the morning I decided I could push it all the way home. Some of that was downhill so that bit was easy but I did get it home before they arrived (and I directed them to where I was) but once I was home I could charge the battery.

Back in 2007 when I was married and visiting Mistress Cameo I found as I left the punt my clothes all smelt of smoke and that was just after the cigarette ban in pubs and public places so couldn't blame it on a pub visit. Wife at home didn't notice.

Later around 2012 on one of the Jessica Wood visits that was supposed to be a trip to the gym, she did notice my gym outfit was not sweaty as usual when she went to wash it. I said I had done just light exercises because I was tired.

Recently, new GF found a condom on my bedside table which must have been left from Victoria Vaz's visit of 1 January 2018 (the only time an escort has visited this home and had sex with me), but she thought I had put it there for her (and thinks I haven't had sex since my marriage broke up).

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