Yeah, I'm always so glad that a punter has reminded me through a wg's review to be kind or treat her well. Imagine if they hadn't of told us? We would of turned up, been complete cunt sleeves and wondered why they weren't delights to us. And also when wg's put "please be clean" on their profiles. If you are the sort to have some shit in your pants , piss stains on the front, a full laughing cow under the foreskin and think deodorant is a conspiracy destroying the world, would you wash because she says so on her profile ? And besides, why would they want to see someone who was usually a filthy bugger?
So many inane points raised in feedback. Feedback like "It felt like I was floating in clouds and our souls danced weightlessly until I reached the magical moment.".... Who writes this shit? If you are writing about coming in someone's arsehole, there is no need to describe it in Disney lyrics. I'm always doubtful of those reviews. I don't mean one needs to be crude..but what's up with the hippie abstractism?