The sun online today : woman becomes escort but doesn’t have sex

[Punterperson1971]

Escort reveals she’s paid £300-a-time to eat fish and chips with a 70-year-old man and has cleared £25K debt – but NEVER has sex with clients

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She reckons she’s cleared her debts by keeping men company,but doesn’t sleep with men even though she gets lots of offers.
Yeah right she’s not all that any way not my type.

[Bangers and Gash]

She says,''When I discovered I had £25,000 of debt from catalogue spending in my teens, I didn't know what to do to get myself out of it. I was sick with worry and suffering from sleepless nights too.''

Yeah, don't you just hate it when a £25,000 bill from 15 years ago drops on the mat. 

A FUCKING BULLSHIT STORY FROM A FUCKING BULLSHIT RAG 

[Waterhouse]

Right old heifer ... and a BS story to boot IMO.

[king tarzan]

I have hot listed her...

[wristjob]

and it means I don;t have to pay tax as I'm not really charging for my services.

Oh wow, is that how the tax laws work?

Looking at her she's bloody good at eating those fish and chips.

[mikexxlong]

WTF ---what a load of complete bollocks 

[king tarzan]

and it means I don;t have to pay tax as I'm not really charging for my services.

Oh wow, is that how the tax laws work?

Looking at her she's bloody good at eating those fish and chips.

A champion fish and chips eater.

[Ali Katt]

What a waste. I wouldn't mind my Hampton in between those big tits, but to pay a woman to eat fish & chips there's a lot of lonely men out there and I feel sorry for him. I don't want to be too offensive, but she fits the type of someone who is very tacky, why would anyone appear in The Sun boasting about £800 dresses or not having sex - it's just so superficial.

[BernardBlack]

and it means I don;t have to pay tax as I'm not really charging for my services.

Oh wow, is that how the tax laws work?

Looking at her she's bloody good at eating those fish and chips.

She obviously assumes that no-one from HMRC reads the Sun online....or if they do, they only look at the pictures

[peter purves]

Didn't quite understand this bit:

Clients don’t pay me for my time - but, if they want to, they give me gift. Most people give me between £150 and £250 a night, but that’s their choice - and it means I don;t have to pay tax as I'm not really charging for my services.

[Simmo87]

Complete bullshit, since the debt was 15 years old its was statute barred who pays £300 to eat fish and chips. fuck me!! 

[jeanphillipe]

Complete bullshit, since the debt was 15 years old its was statute barred who pays £300 to eat fish and chips. fuck me!! 

she does obviously. 300 pounds worth.

[winkywanky]

To be fair, she does look like she eats a lot of fish & chips...

[winkywanky]

...and I do wonder if she's starting to smell of them?

[king tarzan]

...and I do wonder if she's starting to smell of them?

Another smelly unhygienic mango perhaps?
Would you be kindly able to do the honours?
And come back with the results? 

[winkywanky]

Think I might give that a miss KT 

[Stealthmode]

im confused. Was it £300 to eat Fish and chips or 300lbs worth of fish and chips!

This is why the punting economy is fucked up. soon we’ll have in influx of new AW profiles offering fish and chips eating services.

[JamesKW]

These types of stories lead to new recruits,a bit like similar publicity you get for seeking arrangements,the stories are irresponsible as women thinking its all gifts and money for company only, soon have a rude awakening.

[Mr Gothic]

Two and a half grand a month and it still took her five years to pay it off? She could have done it in under a year 

[king tarzan]

Two and a half grand a month and it still took her five years to pay it off? She could have done it in under a year 

Macdonald's
Wimpy
Burger king
Nandos
fish and chips shops

Filled there tills obviously

[Waterhouse]

Macdonald's
Wimpy
Burger king
Nandos
fish and chips shops

Filled there tills obviously

Everything I avoid like the clap.  Oh... and you missed out Kenfucky Lied Sicken.

[anonyorks]

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[Wooderz]

Nice tits, shame about whats under, above, behind and either side of them.. 

[king tarzan]

Everything I avoid like the clap.  Oh... and you missed out Kenfucky Lied Sicken.

Damn knew I forgot something!!

The large family bargain buckets!!

[mh]

A FUCKING BULLSHIT STORY FROM A FUCKING BULLSHIT RAG 

Yep. They could have called bullshit but they had space to fill.

[piotrskut]

anyone who forks over £300 to that tub of lard needs their heads seeing to

[Wooderz]

anyone who forks over £300 to that tub of lard needs their heads seeing to

SIMPs.. Suckers Idolising Mediocre Pussy..

[rebelscum]

Didn't quite understand this bit:

Clients don’t pay me for my time - but, if they want to, they give me gift. Most people give me between £150 and £250 a night, but that’s their choice - and it means I don;t have to pay tax as I'm not really charging for my services.

Not sure the HMRC would see it like that....

[tazz]

Plenty pf guys do have platonic relationships with sugar babies, met one who got paid £300 3 times buy a guy for just going on dinner dates, 4th time he fucked her. Sounds crazy but its true.

[Wooderz]

Plenty pf guys do have platonic relationships with sugar babies, met one who got paid £300 3 times buy a guy for just going on dinner dates, 4th time he fucked her. Sounds crazy but its true.

Disgrace to men if you ask my opinion. How are we supposed to deal with entitlement queen women when they are getting pedestalised and treated like royalty by our own brethren? Simping should be outlawed!

[Hobbit]

It's in the Sun so what do you expect? What a load of rubbish. Times must be very hard for journalists nowadays that they have to make up such bullshit or be gullible enough to believe someone and then write about it.

[BernardBlack]

It's in the Sun so what do you expect? What a load of rubbish. Times must be very hard for journalists nowadays that they have to make up such bullshit or be gullible enough to believe someone and then write about it.

Next week she'll be in the Mail accused of bringing house prices down in her area 

[Wooderz]

Next week she'll be in the Mail accused of bringing house prices down in her area 

I need new glasses.. I first read that last word as "anus"..

[bhudda]

Plenty pf guys do have platonic relationships with sugar babies, met one who got paid £300 3 times buy a guy for just going on dinner dates, 4th time he fucked her. Sounds crazy but its true.

£300 is far too much even if youre fucking them!!!

[Wooderz]

I remember when I first went on aw some argumentative sp was getting all out of shape over comms and carried on and on telling me she was an "escort, not a prostitute" and how she made so much money blah blah..

Cranius in rectus.. limpdick pussybeggar punters blow enough smoke up their arses and their head soon follows.. ruins it for everyone I say and doesn't even do the spermskip any favours if she gains an ego bigger than her belly without even getting the excercise..

[Ali Katt]

Disgrace to men if you ask my opinion. How are we supposed to deal with entitlement queen women when they are getting pedestalised and treated like royalty by our own brethren? Simping should be outlawed!

Who cares? Some men get off on princess types or even just spending money women, while I'm not one of those types I couldn't care less if they enjoy it; there's this assumption that the man is being exploited not if he agrees to it.

[oldjas1975]

Well sure I can see how a man may want a pretty face on their arm, but that means she is not the one they want?!?!

[Wooderz]

Who cares? Some men get off on princess types or even just spending money women, while I'm not one of those types I couldn't care less if they enjoy it; there's this assumption that the man is being exploited not if he agrees to it.

Not bothered about a simp being suckered.. his choice.. But I have this theory that when women get used to this kind of thing it spoils it for the next man and everyone else she meets.. I deveioped this theory after I shagged my simp mates fiance many years ago.. He worshiped the ground she walked on and really indulged her parasitic arse.. She monkey branched onto me and it was hard work trying to re-educate her if you know what I mean..

[Ali Katt]

Not bothered about a simp being suckered.. his choice.. But I have this theory that when women get used to this kind of thing it spoils it for the next man and everyone else she meets.. I deveioped this theory after I shagged my simp mates fiance many years ago.. He worshiped the ground she walked on and really indulged her parasitic arse.. She monkey branched onto me and it was hard work trying to re-educate her if you know what I mean..

Maybe she could have re-educated you with a few spelling lessons.

[Wooderz]

Maybe she could have re-educated you with a few spelling lessons.

sadly not.. she was no Iron Stein herself..

[scutty brown]

Other women  in similar circumstances have been jailed for theft / deception
How long before she moves in as "carer" and rips the guy for all he's got left

[Spiceoflife]

One guy even got me a red Jessica Rabbit bodycon dress.
Jessica Rabbit? More like Harriet Hippo.

[paul_tall_]

She says her friend advised her to advertise on Faceparty; thats a blast from the past site didnt even know it was still going.

[Ali Katt]

She says her friend advised her to advertise on Faceparty; thats a blast from the past site didnt even know it was still going.

She's not going to get much on AW advertising a non-sexual service.

[king tarzan]

She's not going to get much on AW advertising a non-sexual service.

but does fit the usual AW mingher standard.