Disaster punt and all my own fault!

[tiptop07]

Bear in mind this is just my 3rd ever punt..

Had this Saturday lined up for ages with various different ideas but plumped on a £35 for half hour parlour job.

Never been to the venue before but seen mentioned on here a fair bit.
Walked up the stairs, to see just one girl waiting. 6/10 size 14. Definitely not what I imagined…

The desk asked if she was ok. I said yes.

Got taken to the room where she bearly said a word. I didn’t really know what to do once in there, as upto now my punts have been massage with HR.

She undressed and I decided to do the same
And sit on the bed.

She came over with a rubber and asked if I wanted a bj with it on

I lasted 2 minutes even though she was a 6/10.

Wtf.

Surely this has got to be the worst punting performance ever?

I’d built myself up for it for the last few days and now wish I’d of had a tactical wank before. Like I said I am New to the game and learnt a lot in a short space of time to to speak.

I feel that if it was a proper in call punt with an English girl we could of laughed about it,
Chilled for 10 minutes and then gone again but I felt
So annoyed I quickly got my clothes on and left!

Sat in a bar now with a pint and debrief. Oh and to top it off, I’ve just realised my t shirt is on back to front and the table next to me laughing about it!

[Stevelondon]

Nah !    We've all been through daft punts mate. You'll get over it so just have another beer. I always do.

By the way. I left one crap punt without my T-Shirt. I was getting dressed so fast, I just pulled my sweater over my head and clean forgot I had been wearing a T shirt underneath.
I suspect a lot of SP's have a clear out every few months with an assortment of punters socks, boxers, glasses, watches etc.
 

[southcoastpunter]

A couple of thoughts Op - we all learn as we go along. We all have had a few crap punts, we all have cum a bit too quick on occasions.

Not sure where in the uk you are, but i'll also add that £35 for half an hour seems too cheap, sometimes you get what you pay for. maybe you would be better getting a well reviewed indi, talking to her about what you like and don't like etc and taking your time a bit.

chalk it off to experience and plan your next punt!

[southern punter]

I lasted 2 minutes even though she was a 6/10.

Wtf.

Surely this has got to be the worst punting performance ever?

I’d built myself up for it for the last few days and now wish I’d of had a tactical wank before.

If it makes you feel better I've had similar experiences myself.

Male performance is a funny old thing - I've seen threads on here asking things like "how many days do you abstain from wanking prior to a punt", to ensure they have juice in the tank at all, other people are more like you say there, having a tactical wank shortly beforehand, to ensure it's not over too fast.  Similarly the whole multiple pops question, some say it's irrelevant because they would only muster one even in a two hour booking, others want multiple in a half hour.

As you punt more I expect you will get more in tune with what works for you, it is annoying though, speaking for myself at least, I can never fully predict it.  Even with the same SP. 

I feel that if it was a proper in call punt with an English girl we could of laughed about it,
Chilled for 10 minutes and then gone again but I felt
So annoyed I quickly got my clothes on and left!

The fact it was a parlour and a non-English SP doesn't preclude "chill for 10 minutes and go again".  Almost every parlour punt I have involves exactly that, mind you I don't know your local parlours, their rules might be different, but my way that's no problem if you book more than half hour - so I always book more than half hour.

[Jeremy]

I lasted 2 minutes even though she was a 6/10.

Wtf.

That's how it is sometimes. Could have been worse - imagine if you'd not been able to pop at all. Half an hour with a 6/10 cursing yourself internally.
Once you're in that situation, better to pop and be done with it IMO - at least you got something out of it!

[PunterNumber69]

Perhaps you should have said no when you were asked if she was ok?

The receptionist might have said there are other girls that would take your fancy better.

Perhaps the girl you saw was available because she is new and just learning the ropes?

It's not the easiest of jobs and not everyone takes to it naturally.

[NelsonH]

You didn't get robbed, beaten up, threatened, chased down the street.   It was a girl, halfway decent looking. And you spent £35.  Can't see a problem.

[tiptop07]

A couple of thoughts Op - we all learn as we go along. We all have had a few crap punts, we all have cum a bit too quick on occasions.

Not sure where in the uk you are, but i'll also add that £35 for half an hour seems too cheap, sometimes you get what you pay for. maybe you would be better getting a well reviewed indi, talking to her about what you like and don't like etc and taking your time a bit.

chalk it off to experience and plan your next punt!

Yep I’m in Manchester. I don’t think it’s worth a review but the regulars will maybe be able to put two and two together!

It boiled down to money and time today I had little of both before deciding where to punt!

[tiptop07]

The fact it was a parlour and a non-English SP doesn't preclude "chill for 10 minutes and go again".  Almost every parlour punt I have involves exactly that, mind you I don't know your local parlours, their rules might be different, but my way that's no problem if you book more than half hour - so I always book more than half hour.

It was the fact she was 6/10 and no banter what so ever that I did the runner..! If she was better in both those aspects I think round 2 could
Of been a huge positive!!

[tiptop07]

Perhaps you should have said no when you were asked if she was ok?

The receptionist might have said there are other girls that would take your fancy better.

Perhaps the girl you saw was available because she is new and just learning the ropes?

It's not the easiest of jobs and not everyone takes to it naturally.

For sure, the millisecond I said yes I knew that next time I would
Of said no but Because it was all new surroundings I just didn’t have the confidence. Next time will be based on experience

[PunterNumber69]

For sure, the millisecond I said yes I knew that next time I would
Of said no but Because it was all new surroundings I just didn’t have the confidence. Next time will be based on experience

Yes, you have to learn to say when things aren't as you'd like and be prepared to walk if the girl doesn't match expectations. It's your money. As long as you're polite about it and don't cause any drama, then no place is going to have problem with it.

You also have to learn to control the pace of the booking. If you're not ready for a BJ, then suggest something else. It really depends what the girl is happy with and what you'd like to do.

[Blackpool Rock]

You didn't get robbed, beaten up, threatened, chased down the street.   It was a girl, halfway decent looking. And you spent £35.  Can't see a problem.

These are my thoughts exactly, if this is the worst punt the OP ever has then he'll be a very lucky man.

Need a link to the parlour / girl and i'd say this could be done as a review, it's up to the Op how he rates it but seems a bit harsh to give it a Negative IMHO, sounds Neutral but as they say YMMV

[Jayj]

I wouldn’t beat yourself, up to be honest it’s not the worst punt your ever going to have, be interesting to see how you rank it after 30 or 300 punts 😂 it’s all about learning next time ask the SP for a little massage first, use the time to mutually touch each other, if it’s a BJ to start with let her know when your starting to blow and ask her to stop, it won’t be her first day at the rodeo any decent SP will understand,  once your having penetration start off in a position that’s least likely to make you come again stop before you blow build it up.

It’s just a matter of practice, as they say practice makes perfect 😂 maybe try an older well reviewed SP they will definitely help, happy punting

[Kool Keef]

Yep I’m in Manchester. I don’t think it’s worth a review but the regulars will maybe be able to put two and two together!

It boiled down to money and time today I had little of both before deciding where to punt!

Piccadilly Selecta?

[Kool Keef]

Nah !    We've all been through daft punts mate. You'll get over it so just have another beer. I always do.

By the way. I left one crap punt without my T-Shirt. I was getting dressed so fast, I just pulled my sweater over my head and clean forgot I had been wearing a T shirt underneath.
I suspect a lot of SP's have a clear out every few months with an assortment of punters socks, boxers, glasses, watches etc.
 

 
I've nearly done this a few times lol, scrambling around in the dark in a post pop daze, looking for various clothing items, picking up discarded lingerie & trying to work out in the dim light if it's my boxers or vest 
I left a parlour punt recently & realised, outside in the daylight, that i had my T Shirt on back to front, a few months back i was giving the WG a goodbye kiss at the door when she pointed out to me my coat was on inside out.
D'oh 

[WelshClipper]

Never gone to a parlour me, so cannot really comment.

Without criticism, a few years back I was recommended a girl as a really good fuck. I went to see her and she was everything I don’t look for. Okay she could fuck for life and liberty but to look at she was the kind that if I saw her down the pub, I would leave the pub. I am sure she is lovely but oh so not for me.

My point, if she represented everything out there, I would have quit this hobby there and then. Instead I did my research and rarely fuck up these days.

You cannot just assess this hobby on one fuck, or several in the same format. You gotta get out there and try different things till you find what suits you. And dont assume a recommendation means success.

 

[dynatron]

yeah we have all had terrible shit punts just like sometimes we have bad days-dont dwell on it just put it down to experience and move on-not worth it mate-good luck

[20jay]

By the way. I left one crap punt without my T-Shirt. I was getting dressed so fast, I just pulled my sweater over my head and clean forgot I had been wearing a T shirt underneath.
I suspect a lot of SP's have a clear out every few months with an assortment of punters socks, boxers, glasses, watches etc.
 

PE Bag forgotten as in the school time ..eh ?

yeah we have all had terrible shit punts just like sometimes we have bad days-dont dwell on it just put it down to experience and move on-not worth it mate-good luck

Yes, and everything in you is already calling at the door .. ruuuun. For some reason you stay and later bite your butt.

[geostorm1]

Yes! Had the absolute worst punts before in terms of my own performance.

The worst one is when you can't get it hard for the condom due to not being able to relax, it's just a fucking disaster.

These things happen best not to beat yourself up, just learn from it.

I've found that I sometimes goto a punt due to addiction rather than a genuine desire to get laid, so I'm not really in the mood and the punt is shit. Better to listen to your body and only really book something when you're actually horny.

[Stevelondon]

Yes! Had the absolute worst punts before in terms of my own performance.

The worst one is when you can't get it hard for the condom due to not being able to relax, it's just a fucking disaster.

These things happen best not to beat yourself up, just learn from it.

I've found that I sometimes goto a punt due to addiction rather than a genuine desire to get laid, so I'm not really in the mood and the punt is shit. Better to listen to your body and only really book something when you're actually horny.

Thats possiblt deserving of its own thread Geostorm. Because I am sure at some point in my punting life. I was visiting SP's simply out of habit rather than a genuine feeling of desire.

[Punterperson1971]

It’s happened to me.
I see a regular of mine and she said via text one day about meeting her mate for a shag she’s not an escort and it was the same rate as she charges me,so I asked for a picture and agreed on a date to meet and before we met I was a bit nervous I’m always like that if I get worked up or it’s a new one I’m seeing.
Anyway she was really nice and I never fucked her as I came to fast during oral on me,although I have put it right and fucked her a few times now including in 2 threesomes  with my regular and on her own too,I feel once I get to know them I’m ok with my excitement.

[Moby Dick]

Rarely get excited these days.
Never came prematurely, although I recall my first attempt at anal.
Started with BJ, 69, several positions, then doggy with thumb up her arse, so I asked if I could put little Moby up there, sure £20 extra, so I pulled out of the pink, to line up the stink and came in the condom before I could get it in. Trick of the brain, or something like that. WG laughed her tits off, until I said “Ah well saved me twenty quid, maybe next time”.

[Punterperson1971]

Had it happen again few months ago I was giving this wg ro on the stairs by her bedroom and she sat down on the top step and was soon sucking me off owo as i was standing there,I found the sap rising quicker than usual and ended coming quite quickly which we both found funny.

[3imfred]

Found a really luxurious brothel in Spain one year.
Stunning bedroom with walk in shower.
Picked a beautiful girl and we both stripped off for a shower first.
Lasted only a couple of minutes before popping as she started to soap me all over and i did same to her.
€150 flushed, she did give me a bit of a massage but moment was well and truly lost as at my age 2 pops in 1 hour isn’t happening.

[Iceman90]

Had the opposite problem on my first punt. Had way too much to drink and couldn’t cum even though I thought the girl was an absolute stunner. She did everything I’m into plus some kinky extras like anal and WS. Ended up booking over 2 hours with her but still couldn’t cum.

[cueball]

As said above op, don't worry about it and it weren't so bad anyway.

They can go much worse than that.

Tick it off and try another, we all have good and bad punts ... That's the game we play

[Straightsix]

Sounds like a fantastic punt in my books. My first ever encounter lasted about 2 strokes yet enjoyable, you did well to get to 2 minutes which is what I manage today.

[Straightsix]

Had it happen again few months ago I was giving this wg ro on the stairs by her bedroom and she sat down on the top step and was soon sucking me off owo as i was standing there,I found the sap rising quicker than usual and ended coming quite quickly which we both found funny.

😄👍
Anywhere other than a bedroom is definitely a good move in my books!

[punter6199]

Bear in mind this is just my 3rd ever punt..

Had this Saturday lined up for ages with various different ideas but plumped on a £35 for half hour parlour job.

Never been to the venue before but seen mentioned on here a fair bit.
Walked up the stairs, to see just one girl waiting. 6/10 size 14. Definitely not what I imagined…

The desk asked if she was ok. I said yes.

Got taken to the room where she bearly said a word. I didn’t really know what to do once in there, as upto now my punts have been massage with HR.

She undressed and I decided to do the same
And sit on the bed.

She came over with a rubber and asked if I wanted a bj with it on

I lasted 2 minutes even though she was a 6/10.

Wtf.

Surely this has got to be the worst punting performance ever?

I’d built myself up for it for the last few days and now wish I’d of had a tactical wank before. Like I said I am New to the game and learnt a lot in a short space of time to to speak.

I feel that if it was a proper in call punt with an English girl we could of laughed about it,
Chilled for 10 minutes and then gone again but I felt
So annoyed I quickly got my clothes on and left!

Sat in a bar now with a pint and debrief. Oh and to top it off, I’ve just realised my t shirt is on back to front and the table next to me laughing about it!

did she have nice boobs and a big ass sometimes when the girl is not the best looking girl but has an amazing body just focus on that. Especially when you have her in doggy you can't see her face anyway so you can just imagine your banging a 10/10 girl. I always recommend you do doggy as your first sex position as you will feel less pressure to perform well and you can bang her as fast or as slow as you want.