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Author Topic: Around the World with Filly-us Fock - A Punters World Adventure. 🌎  (Read 2571 times)

Offline FiveKnuckles

Boys as we come to the end of our 2023 adventures, some of us look back at our annual spend, top 3 meets and want to forget the worst punt.   The recent post be bluegene (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=392591.0) with all the stats got me looking at my punting history. 

After a few days playing board games and watching boring (repeat) films, some of us want some ‘me time’ with UKP.   Just for kicks, let us visualise who has ‘shagged the world’.   No prizes for the overall winner, just bragging rights until they get knocked off.

T&Cs: To strike a country of the list, the WG has to be from that country or you shagged there!   … no bullshit, if you’ve completed Antartica, we want stories to back it up!  :D :wacko:   Mile high and ships don't count.

I’ll start.   11 different countries, majority Romanians.  Need to knock off Russia and Hungary at some point.
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Creating a world map in G00gle sheets. (Excel 2021 is similar to below. Unsure if app1e has a similar process.)
Step by step instructions how to create a world map in g00gle sheets.
1)   Go to your g00gle drive.  ‘+New’ > ‘g00gle sheet’.
2)   In cell A1 input Country and cell B1 input Punt.   These will be the column headings.
In the first column input the country name and second column input a ‘1’ to denote you completed or an integer to show the number of punts.

3)   I’ve put an ‘underline in cells A25 and B25 so this will be our input range for the chart.  If you will have more than 24 countries, you can extend the chart range later.

Next we add the World map to the spreadsheet:
4)   Insert > Chart.  {use the following parameters}
Chart Type = Map
Data Range = A1:B25
Region = Country
Colour = Punt
Check ‘Use row 1 as headers’

5)   To download the Map, click on the 3 dots on the top right of the highlighted map.


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« Last Edit: December 28, 2023, 02:27:06 pm by FiveKnuckles »

Offline Stevelondon

Oh god.
I thought I could think of worse ways of spending some free time.
But you’ve beat me to it. 😂

I think I’ll go for a punt rather than start a spreadsheet. 😂

Offline Ivor Hunch

punting only, or are we including good old fashioned fucks for fun?

Online JontyR

My European Punting Scorecard:

France, Romania, Bulgaria - 4

Germany, Austria - 3

Italy, Denmark - 2

Spain, Portugal, Hungary - 1

Vatican City - Nun

Offline jamiekinkxxx

My non-UK adventures were small:

USA: 3 Dommes (wuth a mate)
Germany 1 Fetish Escort

Offline FiveKnuckles

punting only, or are we including good old fashioned fucks for fun?

✔️ Punts, bar/street pick-ups.   

❌ taking wifey to greenland wouldn't count unless you has a threesome with a local pickup 
❌ drunk colleague from work at hotel in north korea doesn't count
« Last Edit: December 28, 2023, 08:56:03 pm by FiveKnuckles »

Offline QQwerty

If they've come via vivastreet you could think you've done 10 countries and they were all Roms!

Offline Jayjay1

Great Idea

Just made me realise how small the word I have covered

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Online southern punter

This came up in the pub once.  I sadly declared "only UK" knowing I'd probably got more countries than the rest of the guys put together if we included punting

Offline FiveKnuckles

Just made me realise how small the word I have covered

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I'm shocked,  No Brazilian's, Thai's and Pole's?

Offline Jayjay1

Will def get Poles off the list this year and need to update the list and add Philippines on it.

Latin not seen one I truly liked for the price

Offline Sperminator22

I'm really sorry, but I don't have te patience to complete the map. However, I keep very accurate data (along with folders with photo/videos of the ladies I shagged).

Locations
I had the overwhelming majority of my punts in UK and Italy, plus some in Czechia and one in Nevada (USA).

Nationalities shagged
Russia (33 WGs, by far my largest market  :lol:)
Ukraine (10 WGs)
Romania (5 WGs)
Poland (4 WGs, all four phenomenal)
England (3 WGs, all three phenomenal)
Italy (3 WGs)
Croatia
Lithuania
Latvia
Czechia
Slovakia
Hungary
Bulgaria
Portugal
Spain
Mexico
Venezuela
Brazil (3 WGs)
Kazakhstan

I've had the chance over the last four years to "collect" Iran, Serbia and Greece but the WG cancelled the meeting last minute.
Nationalities I want to add to the collection: United States, Australia, Argentina, Japan, France, Germany, Sweden, Estonia (I need to complete the Baltic states  :lol:).

Offline Malvolio

It's a nice idea, but you need to take WGs declared nationalities with a pinch of salt.

Offline mandy18

Interesting post, I never realised I was so well travelled in punting terms. I am doing a 6 month backpacking tour in South East Asia, so maybe able to add a couple more.

Australia
Brazil
Bulgaria
Cambodia
China
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dominican Republic
England
Hungary
India
Iran
Italy
Kenya
Laos
Latvia
Lithuania
Malta
Pakistan
Phillippines
Poland
Romania
Russia
Singapore
South Africa
Thailand
United States
Vietnam
Zambia
Zimbabwe










Offline Davey80

I’ve punted in:

Czechia
Italy
Spain
Portugal
Germany
Netherlands
UK

In no particular order I’ve fucked girls from:

Brazil
Colombia
Argentina
Thailand
Malaysia
China
Romania
Bulgaria
Hungary
Poland
Czechia
Germany
Italy
Greece
Spain
Portugal
Belarus
Russia
Ukraine
Burundi
Botswana
Australia
UK

Not too bad coverage around the globe really!

Offline FiveKnuckles

Can't beat the visuals.    Somewhat rare mentions thus far; Barundi, Kazahk, Zambia

mandy18 takes the lead in the fuck the world championship  :lol:   ...it's a marathon not sprint.

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Offline jamiekinkxxx

Putin wont be happy.... Crimea isn't showing as part of Russia!

Offline Ivor Hunch

Punted (or pulled for a one night stand) in or from....

England
Scotland
Wales
Northern Ireland
Ireland
France
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Italy
Greece
Denmark
Poland
Lithuania
Russia
Ukraine
Bulgaria
Slovenia
Brazil
Colombia
Trinidad and Tobago
USA
Canada
Zimbabwe
South Africa
Thailand
China
Australia

Variety is the vice of life.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Punted (or pulled for a one night stand) in or from....

England
Scotland
Wales
Northern Ireland
Ireland
France
Germany
Spain
Portugal
Italy
Greece
Denmark
Poland
Lithuania
Russia
Ukraine
Bulgaria
Slovenia
Brazil
Colombia
Trinidad and Tobago
USA
Canada
Zimbabwe
South Africa
Thailand
China
Australia

Variety is the vice of life.

Impressive my friend!  :thumbsup:

Offline Sperminator22

Putin wont be happy.... Crimea isn't showing as part of Russia!
Taiwan on the other map is not part of China. Don't tell Xi Jinping  :scare:

Offline FiveKnuckles

Punted (or pulled for a one night stand) in or from....


Impressive indeed!  :drinks:     

Had to map this one as you've covered the top 6 countries by Land area.  A useless number but consider you've fucked 40%+ of the land area on Earth.  If you book a cruise on the pacific and atlantic, you've covered the horizontal axis  :lol:



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Offline jamiekinkxxx

Taiwan on the other map is not part of China. Don't tell Xi Jinping  :scare:

Good spot and 100% ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Online webpunter

I'm shocked,  No Brazilian's, Thai's and Pole's?

What like Antartica & the Artic ?
A bit chilly, although it would be an achievement
Reckon north of the Artic circle & south of the Antartic circle will suffice

Offline Ivor Hunch

Impressive indeed!  :drinks:     

Had to map this one as you've covered the top 6 countries by Land area.  A useless number but consider you've fucked 40%+ of the land area on Earth.  If you book a cruise on the pacific and atlantic, you've covered the horizontal axis  :lol:




I have done a transatlantic crossing, so have had sex mid-atlantic, but with a long term partner, so don't think it counts for present purposes.  I must stress that several were civilian pulls, not punting, so somewhat fraudulent in present context.

Offline dobob

Lots more stats on this one (including mine, which I don't think have changed) here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12426.0

Offline Ivor Hunch

i missed Switzerland and the Netherlands off my list.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2024, 09:04:48 am by Ivor Hunch »