Stripclub punt?

[Londonsam380]

First time poster here.

I was wondering if anybody had ever received more than a lap dance from a dancer in London, and if so how much it was and how it came about?

A friend of mine recently came back from a trip to Vegas and mentioned that he had been given owo in the private booth and so I wanted to know of that happened in London as well.

Thanks!

[fredpunter]

Use the search facility... it's been discussed on about 20 different threads ...
In summary 20 people will say strip clubs are a waste of money and a handful will say there are clubs where you can do whatever you want but you have to find them cos they're not legit and it's cheaper to visit a prossie if all you're after is sex.

[Malvolio]

If you want a blow job, book a WG and get a blow job.  It's a hell of a lot quicker and cheaper than spending your money in a strip club in the hope that you might get a blow job on your fifth visit.

[myothernameis]

If you go to a strip club, and ask for a blow job, this is what you will likely get

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[Jerboa]

True if you want a blowjob go to a hooker, messing about with a stripper will just be time consuming and expensive, or is it the chase? But for me I wouldn't go to a bakers to service my car.

[Sonny Crockett]

I'd just go to a stripclub to watch a woman strip. At least you don't get messed about beforehand!!!

[Nagilum]

First time poster here.

I was wondering if anybody had ever received more than a lap dance from a dancer in London, and if so how much it was and how it came about?

A friend of mine recently came back from a trip to Vegas and mentioned that he had been given owo in the private booth and so I wanted to know of that happened in London as well.

Thanks!

While it can happen, It likely won't happen.

[justfornow]

My m8 was once asked if he wanted to go upstairs for some action and I don't mean Invasion USA with Chuck Norris.
She asked him for something stupid like 150 or 120 per 30 minutes. He declined so no idea how good or bad she was.

It's nice to see a tit you're not suppose to see or get offered sex from a girl that's there just to dance.
If you've got a lot of money you can make anything happen really.
Bottom line is that if you want a good shag just book a well reviewed girl.

[Marmalade]

First time poster here.

I was wondering . . .

What a coincidence. I'm wondering if you're a punter or a fantasist. 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Shame the rules here are so different to abroad, I've fucked strippers in Eastern Europe and Switzerland in clubs, something about great looking birds, red velvet and the thrill of being caught that makes the whole thing so exciting, despite the ridiculous cost compared to an normal working girl.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

What a coincidence. I'm wondering if you're a punter or a fantasist. 

Or someone enjoying the Easter break from School.

[Blackpool Rock]

Or someone enjoying the Easter break from School.

Surely that's the same as a fantasist? 

[ones_and_zeros]

My limited experience of strip clubs is that while it can be very, very pleasant to have a hot women taking her clothes off for you, and very very much a turn on to have it being done so close, strip clubs are 100% about being expensive. If you have a lot of money (no, more than that. Whatever you were thinking, twice that, then twice again), then maybe you can splurge on the treats that are possibly available if you don't misread the language and get decked by the bouncer. But generally, strip clubs so far for me have offered incredibly good visual experience and incredibly bad value for money.

[Jaymes]

Stripclub in Portugal I got a lot more than I should have in a private booth.
I was absolutely wasted to be honest and probably should've had my face smashed in. Instead got a lot of kissing, tit sucking, RO and a very brief OWO for the price of a dance 

[NightKid]

strip clubs are 100% about being fleeced.

Fixed it for you.

[Marmalade]

I'd never go to a British strip club looking for a shag. They are an expensive pleasure though very occasionally I'll pop into the local one which is a fiver a dance and free entry at certain days & times. Decide on a max, spend it go home or whatever (bit like a casino, make the money last, enjoy it, don't expect anything else in return).

Even abroad, most strip clubs tend to be rip offs. The only ones I've had good action at a reasonable price are American badlands, places where they frisk you at the door and when you get in a taxi the driver acts like it's a miracle you're still alive. Not like the city centre brightlight shit, you tend to have to travel up to an hour out to some dystopian concrete hood, but I've often got a free warm-up grind and feel, no pressure, then the heavy negotiating once you buy a cheap ptivate dance. I try to weigh up the logistics: if she's size 12 and it's a small room there's not much space to manoevre and a grind and bj often the best option. If she's a nice petite little fucker I can bounce on my lap then it's more down to the bottom price she'll settle for. Usually less if the place is quiet. I've always found the bouncers in these places straight-up guys (from my pov) but the closer you get to town the higher the chances of the stripper also being a psycho bitch. One started screaming at me cos I'd paid the dance but refused to give her an extra tip. I told her she wasn't very good and so I was choosing not to tip. She went fucking ballistic as I made an escape from the booth and said I'd be barred from every club and don't come back and watch your back and splother foam dribble. All utter shite but I thought shit prossie, shit mouth, shame about the club. Went next door.