Adult Parties

[wilfh]

Hi chaps.
I am looking to go to a party in the next few weeks having never been to one before. I have come across the Phoenix club online and read a few reviews. Can anybody with experience give any advice of the best parties currently being run?
Thanks for any help in advance
Cheers Wilf

[JamesKW]

Don't go to LAPC over the next couple of weeks,as  the moment Ramadan ends this is very busy so you don't get as much action.
Phoenix is probably still the best according to the reviews on here.

[Diehard]

Don't go to LAPC over the next couple of weeks,as  the moment Ramadan ends this is very busy so you don't get as much action.
Phoenix is probably still the best according to the reviews on here.

Are you saying Muslims go?

[wilfh]

Don't go to LAPC over the next couple of weeks,as  the moment Ramadan ends this is very busy so you don't get as much action.
Phoenix is probably still the best according to the reviews on here.

Have you been to any parties lately? A lot of the reviews I have read are pretty old was hoping for some recent insight. Thanks for helping by the way

[Steely Dan]

Here is the list of parties with links to all the reviews:
External Link/Members Only
Asking which is the best party is like asking who is the best escort.  We all have different tastes. Ratio? cost? age? location? Party length?

But TPC ticks most boxes for many guys. Not been, but new top tip is HotBox - they are getting a fair few positive reviews lately. Or LJE if you want 1-1 ratio. But all on the list are in business so SOMEBODY likes them.  (other than poor Cambridge ...they are not in business... police seem more worried about sex parties than terrorists)

[vt]

Are you saying Muslims go?

Not all of them want to blow themselves up to get to Paradise and have sex with 72 virgins you know, some are quite happy to carry on living and pay a few ££ to shag a few well-worn party sluts!!   

[davidgood]

Here is the list of parties with links to all the reviews:
External Link/Members Only
Asking which is the best party is like asking who is the best escort.  We all have different tastes. Ratio? cost? age? location? Party length?

But TPC ticks most boxes for many guys. Not been, but new top tip is HotBox - they are getting a fair few positive reviews lately. Or LJE if you want 1-1 ratio. But all on the list are in business so SOMEBODY likes them.  (other than poor Cambridge ...they are not in business... police seem more worried about sex parties than terrorists)

Hi SD,

I went into Wiki today to add Bella's Belles but could not remember how to do it. Then I saw you had already added a note. Probably all that is needed until they are well established.

Regards,

davidgood

[peter_bungee]

Pheonex club is one of the more popular and well run ones in london and has the same owners as lady marmalade parties years back.

I have been in the past amd they are good fun and friendly girls most ee, but theres only so much shagging u can do and the atmosphere depends on the guys on the day which is pot luck.

Many popular escorts also do private parties which i much prefer usually you will have to have seen her before and she will invite u

[Steely Dan]

I went into Wiki today to add Bella's Belles but could not remember how to do it. Then I saw you had already added a note. Probably all that is needed until they are well established.

They have 3 reviews so I agree they deserve a better mention.  I added a bit to what you wrote, thanks.

Many popular escorts also do private parties which i much prefer usually you will have to have seen her before and she will invite u

Can you post any reviews which mention this? A small private party is just a MMF or a MMMF, right?

[JamesKW]

Have you been to any parties lately? A lot of the reviews I have read are pretty old was hoping for some recent insight. Thanks for helping by the way

I go to LAPC all the time,but it will be busy for a couple of weeks.I like it but it is very much a marmite experience.It is a mixture of girls,largely South American and African, from young to old,about 50% of which are there most weeks.I like the variety and have never had a bad night.You need to be open minded and you need to be able to handle punters that will try and push in, or try and hurry you up.You need to be able to perform in front of an audience.

[JamesKW]

Are you saying Muslims go?

The punters are either predominantly Turks,Asians and Africans and young,quite a multi cultural bunch.

[wilfh]

thanks guys much appreciated

[YidArmy]

The punters are either predominantly Turks,Asians and Africans and young,quite a multi cultural bunch.

Reflective of London then..

[vt]

Hi chaps.
I am looking to go to a party in the next few weeks having never been to one before. I have come across the Phoenix club online and read a few reviews. Can anybody with experience give any advice of the best parties currently being run?
Thanks for any help in advance
Cheers Wilf

I would suggest Phoenix for a first-timer, it is one of the pricier options, but it's the least intimidating for a newbie due to low ratios, though you mustn't be a wallflower at any party, you need to join in. 

[smiths]

I would suggest Phoenix for a first-timer, it is one of the pricier options, but it's the least intimidating for a newbie due to low ratios, though you mustn't be a wallflower at any party, you need to join in. 

You had to get it in, main board thread, TPC will be impressed with you.

[vt]

You had to get it in, main board thread, TPC will be impressed with you.

You're also free to make your first-timer recommendation based on your recent experiences...go on then, instead of looking to disparage other members! 

[smiths]

You're also free to make your first-timer recommendation based on your recent experiences...go on then, instead of looking to disparage other members! 

Jog on you pimps arselicker with self confessed previous for getting a secret discount off a pimp.

[vt]

Jog on you pimps arselicker with self confessed previous for getting a secret discount off a pimp.

No need for the petty insults, they just show you up as a rude, miserable old fucker. 

I can only recommend what I know...and your recommendation in answer to the OP is...??? 

[smiths]

No need for the petty insults, they just show you up as a rude, miserable old fucker. 

I can only recommend what I know...and your recommendation in answer to the OP is...??? 

As though I care what a pimps arselicker thinks of me.

[Kingy28]

I would suggest Phoenix for a first-timer, it is one of the pricier options, but it's the least intimidating for a newbie due to low ratios, though you mustn't be a wallflower at any party, you need to join in. 

Phoenix is £160 for 2 hours. It's likely that there will only be 4 working but if it's busy,  then Barbara willingly jumps in!!

Or you can fuck at least 3 of the phoenix whores for 4 hours at Bellas belies in Sutton for £85. Higher ratios but plenty of opportunities for action. The party I went to had two reviews so I didn't feel the necessity to add a 3rd.

[vt]

As though I care what a pimps arselicker thinks of me.

If you're not on this thread to give the OP a sensible answer, jog on you miserable old fucker! 

[vt]

Phoenix is £160 for 2 hours. It's likely that there will only be 4 working but if it's busy,  then Barbara willingly jumps in!!

Or you can fuck at least 3 of the phoenix whores for 4 hours at Bellas belies in Sutton for £85. Higher ratios but plenty of opportunities for action. The party I went to had two reviews so I didn't feel the necessity to add a 3rd.

I'd give them a go if I could get to Sutton, just completely the wrong side of London for me.

[smiths]

Phoenix is £160 for 2 hours. It's likely that there will only be 4 working but if it's busy,  then Barbara willingly jumps in!!

Or you can fuck at least 3 of the phoenix whores for 4 hours at Bellas belies in Sutton for £85. Higher ratios but plenty of opportunities for action. The party I went to had two reviews so I didn't feel the necessity to add a 3rd.

They have 4 recent positive reviews I see on here in all, from May and June this year.

[smiths]

If you're not on this thread to give the OP a sensible answer, jog on you miserable old fucker! 

 

[Kingy28]

They have 4 recent positive reviews I see on here in all, from May and June this year.

It was the early June party that I went to. Two positive reviews
External Link/Members Only

[smiths]

It was the early June party that I went to. Two positive reviews
External Link/Members Only

Sounds VFM as long as every party is of a good standard of course, the more parties the better.

[vt]

...the more parties the better.

Something we can agree on! 

[davidgood]

Phoenix is £160 for 2 hours. It's likely that there will only be 4 working but if it's busy,  then Barbara willingly jumps in!!

Or you can fuck at least 3 of the phoenix whores for 4 hours at Bellas belies in Sutton for £85. Higher ratios but plenty of opportunities for action. The party I went to had two reviews so I didn't feel the necessity to add a 3rd.

Or if you can't afford £85 then you can fuck at least 2 of them at a Spa Coffee Morning for £50 or if you want less of a crowd and better surroundings then they can be found at LSAPs in Camden.

Regards,

davidgood

[YidArmy]

Or if you can't afford £85 then you can fuck at least 2 of them at a Spa Coffee Morning for £50 or

What the fuck is that?

Is that some sort of hidden code language?

[Steely Dan]

Is that some sort of hidden code language?

Code perhaps, but not hidden. If you look at the sex party page linked above or linked on the front of the punting wiki, the spa is listed and has some reviews:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145840.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88382.0

[YidArmy]

Code perhaps, but not hidden. If you look at the sex party page linked above or linked on the front of the punting wiki, the spa is listed and has some reviews:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145840.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88382.0

Sounds interesting (and cheap) but the quality of the girls seems very iffy. Thanks for the heads up though. 

[wilfh]

Thanks guys for all the info much appreciated

[vt]

Sounds interesting (and cheap) but the quality of the girls seems very iffy. Thanks for the heads up though. 

It's cheap for a reason. Jessica was the only one I met that I vaguely fancied and she was a mid-40s black MILF. But if you've only got £50 to spend....

[YidArmy]

It's cheap for a reason. Jessica was the only one I met that I vaguely fancied and she was a mid-40s black MILF. But if you've only got £50 to spend....

Hmm, mid 40's black MILF is not really my bag so until they get some mid 20's Caucasian hotties i'll be getting my coffee and spa elsewhere. 

[vt]

Hmm, mid 40's black MILF is not really my bag so until they get some mid 20's Caucasian hotties i'll be getting my coffee and spa elsewhere. 

You'll have to pay more for higher quality. 

[vt]

Hmm, mid 40's black MILF is not really my bag so until they get some mid 20's Caucasian hotties i'll be getting my coffee and spa elsewhere. 

Here's a helpful guide to the various alternatives:

External Link/Members Only

[YidArmy]

Here's a helpful guide to the various alternatives:

External Link/Members Only

Interesting. I will have a read. Thanks for the info 

[bigmanbigman]

Poundland parties ?

[JamesKW]

Sounds interesting (and cheap) but the quality of the girls seems very iffy. Thanks for the heads up though. 

The quality of girls at all the Dagenham parties is generally from the same pool you get at all the cheap parties.The girls can range in age from 20s to 40s and are generally either South American or African (though there is Anna who is Russian).The advantage is that you can get through quite a few girls in a session,so whilst you will have some bad experiences there will always be some that are good,I have never had a bad time.Also some girls do so many of these parties you know what to expect,so you will know what service they provide.The advantage is that you can try all different shapes and age of girls and you will get surprises where some are a lot better than you originally thought they might be.
The disadvantages are that every punter has paid their money and want their fill so at some parties they will try and queue jump,or they will adopt methods to try and hurry you up.Also you get hoggers so you can be waiting ages for someone to go through every position in the book then you hear those fateful words - do you want a massage ?
You also need to be able to perform infront of an audience because people will watch whilst they are waiting their turn,between pops or just because they are bored.
Parties are not for everyone they are very much a marmite experience.

[JamesKW]

Another advantage at parties is that you do get to meet real punters instead of just on a forum so there is always plenty of banter about experiences and the best places to go.

[Marmalade]

Phoenix is £160 for 2 hours. It's likely that there will only be 4 working but if it's busy,  then Barbara willingly jumps in!!

Im sorry to hear they've gone down to four. I was a great fan of their parties and my first few (as Lady Marmalade parties, no relation) were mind-blowing. I do really a good orgy. Had a couple at the Manchester Swinger clubs but to me you need a packed roomful of arms and legs, roughly even M & F, for a proper 'orgy'. 

[bigmanbigman]

Most parties 4 punters 1 girl ratio

[vt]

Im sorry to hear they've gone down to four. I was a great fan of their parties and my first few (as Lady Marmalade parties, no relation) were mind-blowing. I do really a good orgy. Had a couple at the Manchester Swinger clubs but to me you need a packed roomful of arms and legs, roughly even M & F, for a proper 'orgy'. 

No, TPC are 5-girl parties. On occasion, when the guy numbers are not sufficient, a girl may be dropped from the line-up, as the party won't operate at a loss. I've noticed that once 7 guys are there, it hits the break-even point and there are 5 girls. Once 11 guys are there, a 6th girl is added to keep the ratio below 2:1, which is what happened at my most recent party.

These are the girl numbers and approximate guy numbers from my TPC parties this year:

18th Jan: 4 girls & 6 guys

17th Mar: 5 girls & 7/8 guys

24th Mar: 5 girls & 7/8 guys

7th Apr: 5 girls & 9/10guys

25th Apr: 5 girls & 7 guys

12th May: 5 girls & 6/7 guys

23rd Jun: 6 girls - 11/12 guys

Some guys arrive late and leave early and most guys need a break every so often, so the ratios often thin out to 1:1 at various points.

[vt]

Most parties 4 punters 1 girl ratio

The cheaper options are higher ratios, they are about 6:1 or higher at Paradise Spa and the girls won't take on multiple cocks, so you're lucky to get a 5 min quickie with a munter every 30-40 mins, exept during the 1 hr+ lunch break when all girls are unavailable, but that's why it's only £50! 

[JamesKW]

The cheaper options are higher ratios, they are about 6:1 or higher at Paradise Spa and the girls won't take on multiple cocks, so you're lucky to get a 5 min quickie with a munter every 30-40 mins, exept during the 1 hr+ lunch break when all girls are unavailable, but that's why it's only £50! 

In the four years I have been it has never been 6:1,the highest is 5:1 straight after Ramadan for a couple of weeks.The average is 3 or 4:1.Most parties are approx. 2 hours after breaks.The least I have achieved is 3 girls at the busiest parties up to 7 girls at the quietest.There are a mixture of girls approx. 60% are old,but often offer good service,40% can be young,you get regulars but there are always new girls every week.Some girls do group scenes but it is mainly one on one.The daytime party is not as good as the evening as you get a lot of hoggers who are often at it for 20 mins or more.Personally I dislike the group scenes as the BJs are always poor when someone is ramming her from behind.

[vt]

In the four years I have been it has never been 6:1,the highest is 5:1 straight after Ramadan for a couple of weeks.The average is 3 or 4:1.Most parties are approx. 2 hours after breaks.The least I have achieved is 3 girls at the busiest parties up to 7 girls at the quietest.There are a mixture of girls approx. 60% are old,but often offer good service,40% can be young,you get regulars but there are always new girls every week.Some girls do group scenes but it is mainly one on one.The daytime party is not as good as the evening as you get a lot of hoggers who are often at it for 20 mins or more.Personally I dislike the group scenes as the BJs are always poor when someone is ramming her from behind.

I went to the daytime one, there were 5 girls playing and probably over 30 different guys milling around during the time I was there. The best looking was Jessica who was a early-mid-40s black lady. One of the Brazilians Krystal was likely younger, but her face was pocked with acne, so it wasn't a pretty sight. I would hope the quality improved of an evening.

[JamesKW]

I went to the daytime one, there were 5 girls playing and probably over 30 different guys milling around during the time I was there. The best looking was Jessica who was a early-mid-40s black lady. One of the Brazilians Krystal was likely younger, but her face was pocked with acne, so it wasn't a pretty sight. I would hope the quality improved of an evening.

Yes I agree,I have been to the daytime one twice in two years and found it very poor value,I had fewer punters there when I went but still didn't achieve more than 3 girls in two hours due to the amount of hoggers.The reason I like parties is that I like to give the old and ugly girls a go as well as the young good lookers,as its not the end of the world if it is bad, but often you can be surprised by the quality of service,some I have found to be much tighter than I was expecting.

[bigmanbigman]

Parties are luck and normaly good if punters are fair with girls and ratio ok

[smiths]

Yes I agree,I have been to the daytime one twice in two years and found it very poor value,I had fewer punters there when I went but still didn't achieve more than 3 girls in two hours due to the amount of hoggers.The reason I like parties is that I like to give the old and ugly girls a go as well as the young good lookers,as its not the end of the world if it is bad, but often you can be surprised by the quality of service,some I have found to be much tighter than I was expecting.

LAPC at the Spa is budget partying for £60 for 3 hours, it can be good, it can be bad, but even when bad I have always got a couple of punts in making it VFM as I saw it. Unless its changed, the Spa coffee mornings aren't run by LAPC, they may have one of more of the same WGs but these were always run by the Spa itself. Its wise to be realistic what you are likely to get for £60 in my view.

TPC is £160 for 2 hours, for that every party and WG should be good in my view, as LMP was to me. TPC has gone down hill as punters I know and trust have told me, and some on here have posted, £160 is a fair amount to pay out for a poor party, £60 is £100 less to lose obviously. TPC is still better than LAPC but that's as it should be giving the massive different in price, TPC should be able to get the best party WGs, LMP used to as I know.

[vt]

Yes I agree,I have been to the daytime one twice in two years and found it very poor value,I had fewer punters there when I went but still didn't achieve more than 3 girls in two hours due to the amount of hoggers.The reason I like parties is that I like to give the old and ugly girls a go as well as the young good lookers,as its not the end of the world if it is bad, but often you can be surprised by the quality of service,some I have found to be much tighter than I was expecting.

I managed brief 5-10min sessions with 4 of the girls, so you can't really complain at £50.

True enough, the old girls can be pretty adept at handling cock...that old saying comes to mind 'You don't look at the mantelpiece whilst you're poking the fire!'