7 years of fuck all from you, and you're expecting some help? This is an information exchange forum not a concierge service.
I'm hardly ever in London so I'm pretty sure tips from the arse hole of nowhere are bugger all use to you!
Add in 2 1/2 years since i was there due to c and I'm about as much use as a chocolate teapot this summer...
And finally as the last girl i visited over there was Platinum Cindy I think her good and bad points have been discussed more than enough for me to add more to the discussion
So like I said, long shot... would happy give feedback if successful or not