Author Topic: Comedy Gold Profiles..... (Read 1266 times)

Avg_Joe · « **on:** July 09, 2019, 10:31:20 pm »

we've all read them, perhaps not all the way to the end, but they're still comedic.

so, lets hear/see them guys, i'll start the ball rolling with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only+ AW's featured slapper of the day....

Half of the profile info is a massive rant, then half way down she says "hi my names blah, and here's a little about me! good god, i've just read half a page of ranting about what she doesn't like, so i think i know a little about her at this point, then there's the Q&A section, the largest reply is the one to the shortest question "What do you not offer?"

everything from the sounds of it, and for this she want's 500 an hour LMFAO

oh, and i'm still trying to work this bit out..... "My (USP) Unique Value Proposition" .... errrr

this girl is clearly in the wrong job!

lewisjones23 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2019, 10:38:03 pm »

she is an actual lunatic

also a barebacker

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2019, 10:41:25 pm »

Quote from: lewisjones23 on July 09, 2019, 10:38:03 pm

she is an actual lunatic

also a barebacker

yeah, i just saw that too.... "Top Shelf independent escort" followed by "cum in pussy" yet wont do cim or swallow cause it's too personal

Bonker · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2019, 10:55:32 pm »

The scariest line is :

Yes it's me in the photos.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2019, 11:05:19 pm »

To be fair, you can't argue with this.

Q. Do you see black men?
A. I will see any man who is a gentleman. It doesn’t matter to me if a client white, brown, black or vanilla, all money is green to me.

SlamBoy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2019, 11:32:49 pm »

Oh come on!

This AW profile must be the best comedy gold 'Erotic Provider' of all time. Also a UKP classic . . . anyone recognise the SP???

External Link/Members Only

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2019, 11:49:26 pm »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 09, 2019, 11:32:49 pm

Oh come on!

This AW profile must be the best comedy gold 'Erotic Provider' of all time. Also a UKP classic . . . anyone recognise the SP???

External Link/Members Only

SlamBoy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2019, 11:55:37 pm »

Quote from: Avg_Joe on July 09, 2019, 11:49:26 pm

No word of a lie - that SP used to be a regular on this forum back in the day

Litmwa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2019, 11:56:28 pm »

Haaaa. That is something else.

Wood2017 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2019, 12:05:29 am »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 09, 2019, 11:32:49 pm

Oh come on!

This AW profile must be the best comedy gold 'Erotic Provider' of all time. Also a UKP classic . . . anyone recognise the SP???

External Link/Members Only

Firstly

Secondly what in the blue moon is that profile all about

I genuinely don't understand whether he's a service seeker or a service provider to 'sexy females'

SlamBoy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2019, 12:08:11 am »

Quote from: Wood2017 on July 10, 2019, 12:05:29 am

Firstly

Secondly what in the blue moon is that profile all about I genuinely don't understand whether he's a service seeker or a service provider to 'sexy females'

Just wait until one of the old timers on here clicks on it. They'll know the SP immediately and will be able to tell you all about it,

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2019, 11:47:28 am »

Quote from: Avg_Joe on July 09, 2019, 10:41:25 pm

yeah, i just saw that too.... "Top Shelf independent escort" followed by "cum in pussy" yet wont do cim or swallow cause it's too personal

She doesn't even take fingers but allows Bareback, couldn't make this shit up

Looks like a pouty / needy prima donna bitch anyway

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2019, 11:50:07 am »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 09, 2019, 11:55:37 pm

No word of a lie - that SP used to be a regular on this forum back in the day

Good that his care worker has taken some pics for his profile though

niftyfiftydave · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2019, 12:06:55 pm »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 09, 2019, 11:32:49 pm

Oh come on!

This AW profile must be the best comedy gold 'Erotic Provider' of all time. Also a UKP classic . . . anyone recognise the SP???

External Link/Members Only

What is more worrying is what the hell were you searching for to find the profile lol, and the aw feedback of 228.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2019, 01:34:17 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on July 09, 2019, 11:05:19 pm

To be fair, you can't argue with this.

Q. Do you see black men?
A. I will see any man who is a gentleman. It doesn’t matter to me if a client white, brown, black or vanilla, all money is green to me.

Doesn't accept £20 notes then?

Loved;

Industry standard best practices A. Impeccable hygiene is a must, all clients should shower immediately before. Hands must be freshly washed and sanitised. No amount of money is worth being intimate with a dirty and distasteful client. I love it when guys are fresh out the shower (pull your foreskin back and wash your dick properly)

I'm looking for a man who appreciates the presence of a warm, loving and tactile young female who has a talent for entertaining refined gentlemen. Previous clients have included royals, wealthy, powerful, and influential business men, to your every day hardworking professionals.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2019, 01:44:07 pm »

Quote from: Avg_Joe on July 09, 2019, 10:31:20 pm

we've all read them, perhaps not all the way to the end, but they're still comedic.

so, lets hear/see them guys, i'll start the ball rolling with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only+ AW's featured slapper of the day....

Half of the profile info is a massive rant, then half way down she says "hi my names blah, and here's a little about me! good god, i've just read half a page of ranting about what she doesn't like, so i think i know a little about her at this point, then there's the Q&A section, the largest reply is the one to the shortest question "What do you not offer?" everything from the sounds of it, and for this she want's 500 an hour LMFAO

oh, and i'm still trying to work this bit out..... "My (USP) Unique Value Proposition" .... errrr

this girl is clearly in the wrong job!

She doesn’t cim or swallow and reserves that for her private life but offers BB bit of a hypocrite tbh.

Londoner2000 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:06:46 pm »

Quote from: SlamBoy on July 09, 2019, 11:32:49 pm

Oh come on!

This AW profile must be the best comedy gold 'Erotic Provider' of all time. Also a UKP classic . . . anyone recognise the SP???

External Link/Members Only

Someone please tell me who this guy is. I read the profile & have not laughed so hard in years. Please tell me it’s a practical joke and not real. If not I wonder if he’s autistic... however the irony is his profile has 26,582 views and last login is today. In terms of popularity he is doing better than many of the girls 🤣🤣🤣

SlamBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:47:12 pm »

Quote from: Londoner2000 on July 10, 2019, 03:06:46 pm

Someone please tell me who this guy is. I read the profile & have not laughed so hard in years. Please tell me it’s a practical joke and not real. If not I wonder if he’s autistic... however the irony is his profile has 26,582 views and last login is today. In terms of popularity he is doing better than many of the girls 🤣🤣🤣

That SP is for real, and used to be a very well known member on here.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:55:05 pm »

Quote from: Londoner2000 on July 10, 2019, 03:06:46 pm

Someone please tell me who this guy is. I read the profile & have not laughed so hard in years. Please tell me it’s a practical joke and not real. If not I wonder if he’s autistic... however the irony is his profile has 26,582 views and last login is today. In terms of popularity he is doing better than many of the girls 🤣🤣🤣

Why don't you do a search using the AW ID, as you would with any SP you were checking out.

Private Parts · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:56:56 pm »

Now
“ Someone please tell me who this guy is. “
If a it is a considered contributor, who does the membership think it is?
And why?
PP

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:23:45 pm »

Quote from: Private Parts on July 10, 2019, 03:56:56 pm

Now
“ Someone please tell me who this guy is. “
If a it is a considered contributor, who does the membership think it is?
And why?
PP

Read his blog he’s very creepy 12 years on AW,and the way he calls females hot sexy beautiful he mentions these words in almost every paragraph,6 entries on his blog dated for one day in June it’s a must read.

winkywanky · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2019, 06:30:22 pm »

He reminds me of the Barry Foster character in Hitchcock's Frenzy. Apart from the fact he's Asian of course.

Private Parts · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2019, 07:39:54 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on July 10, 2019, 04:23:45 pm

Read his blog he’s very creepy 12 years on AW,and the way he calls females hot sexy beautiful he mentions these words in almost every paragraph,6 entries on his blog dated for one day in June it’s a must read.

Do you think he has an alter-ego? Methinks yes.
PP

SlamBoy · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2019, 09:49:52 pm »

His name is Abdul.

Not sure what happened to him on here. Maybe one of the UKP grandfathers can rehash the story.

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