Best English in the south east?

[Grnt355g]

Looking for opinions on the best young English escort in the south east without costing a national debt!

[madmania]

Hayley in Portsmouth is by far the best and most consistently reviewed. She does charge 180ph now but it's becomes more reasonably priced for longer bookings.

I've had better punts than her but not by much and if you want consistent excellency then she's the one to go for

[Billy no mates]

Hayley in Portsmouth is by far the best and most consistently reviewed. She does charge 180ph now but it's becomes more reasonably priced for longer bookings.

I've had better punts than her but not by much and if you want consistent excellency then she's the one to go for

Yeah, well said

Individually I have probably had better one off punts. However her sheer scale of positive reviews, makes her a very safe bet for a solid and enjoyable punt.

[sunbunny]

And a 3rd vote for Hayley. Not sure "solid" is the most flattering adjective to describe a punt with her - unless you meant 'as in gold'? I don't have the extensive experience of some of the contributors on this forum but my 2 visits to the girl have been easily the best of any I've had.

[contentguy]

Looking for opinions on the best young English escort in the south east without costing a national debt!

Who would you recommend?

Who woulld you suggest avoiding?

Was today an inset day?

Guy

[webpunter]

 

Was today an inset day?

[nigel4498]

OP is till off school then 

[Grnt355g]

🖕🏻I’m 35!

[webpunter]

Noted
So your mum & dad went out & left you on your own

🖕🏻I’m 35!

[Grnt355g]

Noted
So your mum & dad went out & left you on your own

Your a no-mark if you haven’t got anything useful to say then just do one!!

[contentguy]

Your a no-mark if you haven’t got anything useful to say then just do one!!

Why don't you come back when you've got some intelligence to contribute.

Your teacher will be able to tell you what intelligence is.

Guy

[James999]

Your a no-mark if you haven’t got anything useful to say then just do one!!

Stop spamming the post reports, or you will be kicked off this site 

[myothernameis]

🖕🏻I’m 35" tall

Fixed it for you   

[Grnt355g]

I think you lot are the ones acting like a child!

[contentguy]

Your a no-mark if you haven’t got anything useful to say then just do one!!

Adding no value and being abusive, whilst reporting a respected member (and me) as a troll.

Guy

[contentguy]

I think you lot are the ones acting like a child!

Is that why you reported me and webpunter as trolls.

You're being a twat.

Guy

[madmania]

To OP - stop spamming reports man, it's not helping you

Otherwise, I don't really know why everyone is jumping down OP's throat? Like, sure he's asking a question without contributing to the forum first but why are y'all automatically assuming he's a trolling kid? His query was perfectly legitimate, albeit a bit lazy.

I dunno, I just think if we are always dicks to new members of the forum the the site won't grow. The people are the lifeblood of UKP so maybe not be so instantly negative to newbies

[myothernameis]

I think you lot are the ones acting like a child!

Yes we might be children, but your the one that throwing a tantrum, and making post reports, and like other have said, you might not last long 

[Grnt355g]

Yes we might be children, but your the one that throwing a tantrum, and making post reports, and like other have said, you might not last long 

👍🏻

[Grnt355g]

When play girls was in camberley by the leasire center there was an English girl, I think her name was roxy she was hot she started touring with a girl called aimi or something like that!!!

[mh]

👍🏻

Profound. 

[Grnt355g]

To OP - stop spamming reports man, it's not helping you

Otherwise, I don't really know why everyone is jumping down OP's throat? Like, sure he's asking a question without contributing to the forum first but why are y'all automatically assuming he's a trolling kid? His query was perfectly legitimate, albeit a bit lazy.

I dunno, I just think if we are always dicks to new members of the forum the the site won't grow. The people are the lifeblood of UKP so maybe not be so instantly negative to newbies

👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[John99]

Worth looking at punting wiki for information
External Link/Members Only
J

[cakerusk]

To OP - stop spamming reports man, it's not helping you

Otherwise, I don't really know why everyone is jumping down OP's throat? Like, sure he's asking a question without contributing to the forum first but why are y'all automatically assuming he's a trolling kid? His query was perfectly legitimate, albeit a bit lazy.

I dunno, I just think if we are always dicks to new members of the forum the the site won't grow. The people are the lifeblood of UKP so maybe not be so instantly negative to newbies

I am with you on this one!!👍

[webpunter]

You've made a fantastically inept start on UKP
I can't figure [not that i'm remotely interested] as to whether this comes naturally or you've made a special effort
I bet you were rather looking forward to a 'warm hand on your entrance'.  Which doesn't appear to have happened 

Your a no-mark if you haven’t got anything useful to say then just do one!!

[nigel4498]

And he's gone.
Thought he wouldn't last long