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Author Topic: Jazmin aka BeautyJessica, Chelsea, London SW3 – The first and the last 50/50.  (Read 5787 times)

west8

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Jazmin aka BeautyJessica
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Services: OWO, CIM, FK, DFK, DT, DATY, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, Spoons, RO, Dirty Talk, Fingering, HJ, etc!
Price paid: £ ??? / 24 hrs+


There are two reasons I decided to post this review now.

1. There is a distinct probability that Jazmin will never return to London.
2. I have been filling my boots due to her extremely limited availability.

As the profile that is referred to above is swapped between touring members of the ‘Busty London Escorts’ group (External Link/Members Only), it’s important to clarify that this review is for the girl pictured below, henceforth referred to in this review as ‘Jazmin’:

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Where to start with this one …

I am usually a reasonably articulate fellow when it comes to sharing my thoughts and experiences of the WGs I have met via Adultwork. But this young woman presents something of a challenge. I’m not quite sure what it is about her that I find so intoxicating, so fascinating and so exhilarating. The following review is fluffy with very good reason: I’ve met Jazmin more than half a dozen times over the past month and each booking was for many hours. Taken as a whole, I have tried my best to summarise why this girl is beyond unique and probably the best escort/WG I have ever had the good fortune to meet.

First, the basics. Jazmin is Hungarian, 24 years of age and spectacularly beautiful. She is 5’7” in her bare feet and has jet black hair with stunning Green eyes. Her complexion is flawless and so is her perfect 34DD-24-34 figure. The only ‘enhancement’ is her bust (no scarring and beautifully done). She has no tattoos and only a single (belly button) piercing. Jazmin is also that uber rare species we all love to search for: a student WG. More precisely, a final year undergraduate at a prestigious UK university who really is working to ‘pay her way’. Hence the part time (weekend) availability as she is not based in London and commutes some distance to ‘work’ in Chelsea, usually two or three days per week on an irregular, time permitting basis.

Her great beauty and fortunate genetic heritage aside, this girl is a devastatingly smart cookie. Think Oxbridge and you’re only half way there. Her spoken English is extraordinary and her knowledge wide-ranging on just about every conceivable topic, both academic and otherwise. She ‘knows’ literature, art, history, politics, philosophy, religion and economics and is fiercely passionate about her own chosen subject. Having met only a handful of women with an intellect this potent even in real life, I thought girls with beauty, brains and talent such as this were the product of Hollywood script writers. But there’s more. She is also an accomplished classical musician and dancer … and boy does it show when she moves.

Indeed, the first thing that really struck me about her was how she moves. How she sits. How she stands up. Even how she sits down. Her poise, grace, etiquette and femininity strike you from the moment you meet her. It doesn’t matter what she does – fully clothed or naked and willing – she does it with effortless sophistication and femininity. High praise indeed, but I’ve rarely experienced such behaviour or been so awestruck by the way a woman handles herself from the initial meet to the conversation to the bed. Even to the post-coital clean-up and to the tender and affectionate goodbyes.

So yes, she is polite, educated, articulate, and engaging, but there is something more that is hard to describe about Jazmin. She has an almost other-worldly calmness and there is something vaguely spiritual about her which is utterly enchanting and thoroughly unique. I know this sounds quite ridiculous, but the only way I can describe time with Jazmin is like entering a parallel universe where anything and everything else just seems to cease to exist. Her ability to make you feel good about yourself in every way – mind, body, and soul – is a rare and precious gift. Combine this with the fact that she has the utmost respect for her visitors and the time she is being paid for when in her company and - as mentioned above - she could well be the best service provider I have ever met.

To put the Jazmin ‘experience’ into perspective, think of the attention Adele lavishes on her gentleman callers. Combine this with the most beautiful body, face, hair, eyes, and voice (yes, voice) of any WG you have ever met and you’re halfway to understanding just how spectacular this girl truly is. She is the girl next door that was never a possibility. She is the scorching hot porn star you wanked off to in your youth. She is the girl that every single one of your friends would never believe you could ‘pull’. She is also much, much more: modest, reserved and elegant in a way that could lead one to believe she is of noble stock.

It is all bewitching and bewildering and defies a sensible and logical explanation.




The Good:
Everything, every time.


 
The Bad:
Nothing.



The Ugly: N/A



Final words

It usually takes far more time to get to know someone this well. To genuinely like the person behind the beautiful face and to discover the true personality behind the WG personality. From the moment she opened the door all those weeks ago, it was obvious that this girl was different. The last time I met a female and had that immediate, knowing sense of inevitability was many, many years ago.

We all know full well that the strangest things can happen at the strangest of times in the strangest of places, but to meet a person you genuinely admire who makes you re-evaluate your opinions, thoughts and expectations so suddenly and dramatically is a rare experience indeed.

For me, that was the ‘Jazmin Experience’.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)

P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

Jazmin aka BeautyJessica - 10/10/10/10/10  - 50
BlondiesXxX – You decide.
Sexy Candy Nicole & Kinky Natalie – You decide.
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 10/9/10/9/10  - 48
_Busty Lexi_ - 10/10/10/9/9  - 48
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Horny Slutty Girl - 10/10/9/10/9  - 48
Kinky Natalie1 - 10/10/10/8/10  - 48
KinkyKhloeDiaz - 10/10/10/9/8  - 47
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)
Alicia345 (Sent to Rampton)



All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42

Offline 385North

Earth to West8 (clicks fingers)  :)

west8

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Don't worry, my feet are on terra firma.  ;)

You know as well as I do how it is when you find the 'ideal' one. I'm still basking in the glow of a month of debauchery.

If only it were always like this. Fun + VFM.

Offline bestbefore

Jazmin aka BeautyJessica
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There are two reasons I decided to post this review now.

1. There is a distinct probability that Jazmin will never return to London.


Thats really helpful to us all then. You could have saved yourself an hour composing this epistle.

west8

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Thats really helpful to us all then. You could have saved yourself an hour composing this epistle.

Probability does not equate to certainty. Hence the picture posted above. Add her to your Hot List and pray she returns.


BeesKnees

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Thats really helpful to us all then. You could have saved yourself an hour composing this epistle.

+2

I was under the impression reviews help fellow punters for their next punt. While this girl doesn't look to be coming back so how does it help anyone?

Are you just bragging that you saw the girl in the pics?

Sylvester

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I should have thought it was obvious.  This love letter is not intended for us, it is intended for her.

Offline bucksboy

Got to echo that...over a month and posts a review when she has left...got to be poor form in anyones book....a whiff of bragging at the least i reckon.

Offline backofthenet

Her great beauty and fortunate genetic heritage aside, this girl is a devastatingly smart cookie. Think Oxbridge and you’re only half way there. Her spoken English is extraordinary and her knowledge wide-ranging on just about every conceivable topic, both academic and otherwise. She ‘knows’ literature, art, history, politics, philosophy, religion and economics and is fiercely passionate about her own chosen subject.

Westie you seem to make this assertion, in one form or another, in most of the reviews that you post, and it always feels like you are recommending them for an internship at some crusty firm of gin-soaked solicitors.

May I suggest, firstly, that the suggestion that you discussed, amongst other things, philosophy is utter, complete, bullshit, and secondly that it might be a little bit of romanticised wishful thinking on your part that Eastern European sex workers in their twenties received the same classical education as you did, and are able to quote Baudelaire and Rimbaud to contextualise your sexual encounters with them. Wanting them to be your intellectual equal just because they are the zenith in terms of looks won't make it so, and they are more likely to be thinking about how to make you cum quickly/how to avoid the rush hour traffic/getting their hair done than the relative merits of deontological theories. 

Keep up the good work, sport.  :thumbsup:

Sylvester

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Westie you seem to make this assertion, in one form or another, in most of the reviews that you post, and it always feels like you are recommending them for an internship at some crusty firm of gin-soaked solicitors.

May I suggest, firstly, that the suggestion that you discussed, amongst other things, philosophy is utter, complete, bullshit, and secondly that it might be a little bit of romanticised wishful thinking on your part that Eastern European sex workers in their twenties received the same classical education as you did, and are able to quote Baudelaire and Rimbaud to contextualise your sexual encounters with them. Wanting them to be your intellectual equal just because they are the zenith in terms of looks won't make it so, and they are more likely to be thinking about how to make you cum quickly/how to avoid the rush hour traffic/getting their hair done than the relative merits of deontological theories. 

Keep up the good work, sport.  :thumbsup:

I think that's deeply unfair.  If you want an example of her Oxbridge standard education, you only need to look to the quality of her AW entry.  It brought to mind Oscar Wilde during his Escorting phase

Offline backofthenet

Of course you're right, my feline friend.

"I based next to South Kensington station" is a sentence imbued with the intellectual nous of someone who clearly understands the intricacies of cosmological philosophy, and can appreciate the inconstancy of meaning represented by Jackson Pollock's 'Drip' period.

What a FOOL I've been.

west8

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Let's look at the facts before mud-slinging, shall we?

This girl has been available, albeit very occasionally, since last October.

Yet until today she was unreviewed on UKP, despite being mentioned on here many times. Then today, two reviews appear just minutes apart. I wonder why.


I provided a potted review of sorts two weeks ago. Here's an excerpt:

I seriously cannot believe we've both been 'hiding' her all this time! I've known her for a while and (fluff alert on) she is a 50/50 in my opinion. She beats not only every other AW girl I have met to date, but almost any girl I have ever met in real life.


A reply was also given to a question asked by a punter on another thread just yesterday:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51422.0



So, the issue here is not if and/or when I post a review, but the fact that you folks missed the other posts and now feel sore. As written above, not my problem.

Just be a little more thorough in your research next time.

Speaking of research, it's been made abundantly clear many times that the profiles for this group are managed. What does that mean, practically? It means that the accommodation, the Adultwork profiles, the bookings, the comms and even the transport are arranged by the woman who manages the group.

Sylvester

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Don't be grumpy big guy.

I'm sure she's lovely, and I hope you two crazy kids have fun together over the coming months.

JuliusSeizure

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Right, you did a review of girl who will not even be around too long and if we did want to replicate this and spend 24 hours with her we don't even get a price. Your reviews are becoming more and more useless as time goes on......

west8

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Don't be grumpy big guy.

I'm sure she's lovely, and I hope you two crazy kids have fun together over the coming months.

Hahaha! Thanks, that lightened the tone immeasurably. Now I'm just waiting for James, that most prolific of reviewers, to join this thread and lambast me for not reviewing sooner.  :sarcastic:



Right, you did a review of girl who will not even be around too long and if we did want to replicate this and spend 24 hours with her we don't even get a price. Your reviews are becoming more and more useless as time goes on......

I didn't spend 24 hours with her. Re-read the review ...

Offline 385North

Funny how no one is criticising Jason's review of the same girl. He also makes it quite clear that girls in this group are as changeable as the British weather. Bit like some peoples attitudes on here.

JuliusSeizure

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Hahaha! Thanks, that lightened the tone immeasurably. Now I'm just waiting for James, that most prolific of reviewers, to join this thread and lambast me for not reviewing sooner.  :sarcastic:



I didn't spend 24 hours with her. Re-read the review ...
I can't be arsed to shovel through shit if I'm honest.......I skimmed through and this comes off from the review and comments as a humble brag of "I banged this girl and most of you won't". Why review a girl if she's retiring soon?

BeesKnees

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Why review a girl if she's retired?

Fixed it for you.

If we're reviewing retired wgs, then I may as well review Sydney who used to work in Khloe's flat in Colindale... back in 2011...

She's back in Poland currently, but hopefully that won't stop the serious punters from tracking her down in her home country!

west8

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I can't be arsed to shovel through shit if I'm honest.......I skimmed through and this comes off from the review and comments as a humble brag of "I banged this girl and most of you won't". Why review a girl if she's retiring soon?

Where did I write she is retiring soon? For fucks sake, re-read both reviews, mine and Jason's.

She is a very part time WG. Never easy to meet, even for us 'regulars'. Not surprising given the impeccable service.

Substitute 'bragging' for 'shagging' and you're right on the mark.

Offline claretandblue

i prefer tales of sergei,jacuzzis and mustafa,with that in mind im glad shes gone so you can get back to doing what you do best westie

west8

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i prefer tales of sergei,jacuzzis and mustafa,with that in mind im glad shes gone so you can get back to doing what you do best westie

Exactly! They come, they go. But Mustafa and I will be together for life. :hi:

Offline claretandblue

 :kissgirl:
Exactly! They come, they go. But Mustafa and I will be together for life. :hi:
like jeeves and wooster! :hi:


Offline PumpAction

Nice girl. I'm also puzzled as to why you waited til the day after she left to review her.

west8

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Nice girl. I'm also puzzled as to why you waited til the day after she left to review her.

Seriously? I'm still waiting for your review of her from your meet last month ... ;)

Offline PumpAction

Seriously? I'm still waiting for your review of her from your meet last month ... ;)

I would have reviewed her but she was using a different profile (not affiliated with Busty Escorts) that was deleted the day after our last meeting. I had no idea about the new setup or location although I guess I could have added those caveats. Nice girl and, though I find your points system arbitrary, I would give her top marks and I did recommend her (albeit not in a review).

This pic is from the profile she had before. It's why I said her pictures didn't do her justice as in the flesh I thought she looked infinitely better.
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west8

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I would have reviewed her but she was using a different profile (not affiliated with Busty Escorts) that was deleted the day after our last meeting. I had no idea about the new setup or location although I guess I could have added those caveats. Nice girl and, though I find your points system arbitrary, I would give her top marks and I did recommend her (albeit not in a review).

Yes, good point. Even now  the two reviews posted today link to two other reviews for another girl who was using the same profile!

Very poor show by the management at Busty Escorts.

Offline PumpAction

Hopefully she returns at some point.

west8

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Hopefully she returns at some point.

I have a sneaking suspicion that 19,998 other UKP members would agree. I fear she would be impossible to book if and when she returns.  :rose:

Offline Jerboa

I would have reviewed her but she was using a different profile (not affiliated with Busty Escorts) that was deleted the day after our last meeting. I had no idea about the new setup or location although I guess I could have added those caveats. Nice girl and, though I find your points system arbitrary, I would give her top marks and I did recommend her (albeit not in a review).

This pic is from the profile she had before. It's why I said her pictures didn't do her justice as in the flesh I thought she looked infinitely better.
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Fuck me she's stunning, oh how I hope she returns.  :wacko:

Offline MintRoyale

She was one of those girls I had to see before she retired. Great body, great English, great face. Services were amazing so I can understand why the op rated her so highly.

Would be great if is back!

joseph670

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She really is as good as she comes. She is stunning imo and she gave me the ultimate GFE.

Offline Jerboa

Guys you're not helping me, I'm proper jealous.  :cry: