External Link/Members Only£70 for half hour, kept clear of the rather expensive extras (£50 for DFK!!)
This was a last minute plan B, so I only have myself to blame. As I write this review, I note that her profile comes and goes.
Comms: These were handled by text message, very straightforward and friendly enough. Arranged for the afternoon of the same day. Parked up and texted, there was a bit of a faff, first she then asked me my ethnicity (a bit late now, I am almost on her doorstep) and then called me to give me the house number.
Location: Gloucester, not far from Lidl. It was a townhouse, the bedroom had two single beds in it (not ideal).
Looks: Age was about right, she was overall well proportioned but a little bit chunkier in the derriere than the photos or profile description led me to believe. Not unattractive, I though she looked fuckable so I decided to press on.
Attitude: Up until the point the money was handed over, she was nice as pie. However there was a sudden lack of interest and mechanical demeaner about her. I thought some small talk would help so asked where she was from, the response explained a lot – ROMANIA.
Service: Started with OWO which was ok and did the trick but nothing worth writing home about. Condom on and into missionary, but she positioned herself across the (single bed) meaning I was standing at the edge of the bed. It was not the best orientation and made penetration somewhat difficult. At the same time I was starting to experience the Rom Vibe of disinterest and this was not helping. I thought not looking at her face might help, so asked her to go into doggy – which she did, somewhat reluctantly initially. By then I was already soft, so was giving myself a hand job and tweaking her pussy with my other hand, by this time she already had her phone in her hand texting away – interrupted only by a stern “NO!” when I attempted to insert a finger. I asked her to turn over into missionary, but she was far more attached in her phone by now so said no. I managed to get a pre-cum hard on briefly and stuck it in, and came almost immediately. At the same time she decided I was out of time and wanted to wrap things up – literally while I was coming! Got back in the car and put my watch back on, 20 minutes had passed.
Conclusion: If I knew she was a Rom, I would never have booked. Her profile evades this (conveniently). Typical Rom service, rubbish.
Would I return?: No way.
