Ever had a cheeky wee wank at work to pass the time

[Drillakilla]

It was on the news that 3 judges were sacked for watching porn, I'm assuming in work, though not necessarily knocking one out during court proceedings.

I know when I used to work in an office I used to nip off to the toilet for a cheeky wee wank, more out of boredom and to kill time.

Has anyone else found themselves doing this?

[Dodo]

Worked in an office a long while back and regularly got wanked off by Georgeous Gloria on the fire escape steps

[IAMBATMAN]

Worked in an office a long while back and regularly got wanked off by Georgeous Gloria on the fire escape steps

sounds like a AW profile name haha but yeah ive had a wank or 2 in the bogs at work to kill some time

[AnthG]

Just to mention this, but when I seen this story. I immediately remembered this one. I think the judge in this other story tops the chart of fun stuff judges do. As this one likely went down as the hero to every gamer on the planet.

Judge skips day’s work to play Modern Warfare 2

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"For this he feigned sickness and played the game all day. The result of this held up a pending trial. "

[Siadwel]

Thought about it but never did it. Some of the women I've worked with have been less than inspiring, though.

I worked in Sidcup for a while and used to drive like fuck to get to Crayford and back, to see a girl called Jenny, in my lunch breaks. She was a go-er, she was. No AW link, though I thought I saw one that looked like her a few years ago. Seemed like less hassle and more fun.

[madeinwales56]

Not had a wank but got a blow job from a receptionist behind a flipchart while we were setting up the boardroom for a presentation to staff on pensions. She sat in the front row licking her lips during the whole presentation. Dirty girl!

At a sister company the MD was curious why the bill for his private line in his office was showing premium rate calls being made in the early hours of some mornings. So he set up some surveillance cameras and, hey presto, caught the night shift supervisor red handed (so to speak) furiously wanking while some bint talked dirty to him on the other end of the phone. Apparently the MD could hardly keep a straight face during the disciplinary meeting. The night shift supervisor was fired for gross misconduct. Or should that have been gross conduct?!

[brightperv]

Regularly but I use the 4G connection on my personal phone to watch porn.

[SirFrank]

Yes. There's nowt quite like getting paid to knock one out. I also try to drop the kids off at the pool while on the clock. There's not many perks to the job these days but having a wank and or shit on works time does help me sleep a little better

[Redhead Lover]

Yes, a couple of times.  There's some quality fanny at work, so why not?

[Outcallguy]

I would assume almost all men have. Unless they are in a job that doesn't let them sit idle for long enough to get horny?

[nigel4498]

Worked in a Paper Mill many moons ago with loads of fit lasses and regularly had wanks, blow jobs and shags behind the reams of paper. My job title was fan sorter, counting the paper into reams of 500 sheets, often thought it was an apt description as I did sort many fanny's out.
Oh for the joy of youth.

[Jamboney]

My first "proper" job when I left college was as an office junior in an estate agency. One day I was sent round a property to take pics of the place and all the family were out. The daughter who was a similar age to me (18/19 at the time) and her mum were both lookers and when going round the rooms I found a pic of the 2 of them on the beach in their bikini's.Fuck me. Suffice to say I took the pic into the bathroom and used it as material to knock one out. It was also the day it dawned on me that I'm a right dirty fucker...

[Type_O_Negative]

Many times in my previous job, especially during my working weekends (weekend --> no management at work so it was safer) - my friend (she was a nurse at that time) used to wank me off regularly in the kitchen office. It was like my fantasy from teenage years. A nurse in sexy navy blue uniform, nice underwear and black hold ups. But we never decided to have a sex at work. 

[Warwick Hunt]

Sitting one sunny afternoon having a cup of tea in my van, i noticed a very attractive young lady came out the front door next to the property i was working in. She was wearing a short jacket and a short Rah Rah type skirt, lovely legs, cracking.
Anyway as she walked past heading towards the bus stop, i couldn't take my eyes of her, just then the wind got up and lifted that skirt  straight up, it just seem to hang there forever before she lowered it. What a sight. She had no knickers on and i dont think she was aware i or anyone else there. I leaned across the passenger seat, tapped on the window, wound it down and suggested that it might be a good idea to go back in and put on some underwear. She just looked at me, then smiled and asked if i had seen everything.
Oh yes i said, with that sight fresh in my mind i went in to where i was working, the house was empty, and got the old vinegar stroke going while watching her dissapear down the road once more. 

[Toby]

Only the once, when I was a youngster. I did used to grab a quick 40 winks after a heavy night though.

[tonysoprano]

This thread is quite amusing. I reckon we've all got a few stories of workplace filth 

A few years ago I was shagging one of the HR girls at work. Occasionally she'd work late and i'd go up to her floor which was right at the top of the building. There was a very small kitchen on the floor and once everyone else had gone home we'd nip in there for some fun. I remember giving her a lovely facial and then using a sheet of kitchen towel to clean her up with!! We almost got caught by the cleaners once but it was a lot of fun while it lasted!

[threechilliman]

Wanks at work? Fuckin hundreds of times!

tcm

[Sonny Crockett]

I used to download porn when I was at uni a long time ago..... To relieve myself of the stresses of studying!!!!!!!!!!