Get planning lads and lasses.
Being based in the Atacama of punting (Oxfordshire), I have decided it is time for some drastic action:
Being the eternal pessimist, I cannot see
(a) the local indigenous getting fired-up, as they have a captive market
(b) the host of EE's already in the 60/100 mark - and the very rare, excellent ones are overworked
(b) the Touring Tarts stooping that low - they suffer the delusion that we are all landed gentry here
As it would be financially daft to head off around the country, staying in hotels, I am off to Go Outdoors to get the right gear for my
Tontober Tent Tour
So if you see a confused, sad ol' git, frantically waving his luminous
TTT flag in your area, take pity and point him in the direction of the nearest warm
&wet haven