If only uber did uber owo! Wouldn't that be great
A lot of the time I'm horny but not so horny I need to fuck, like just a blowjob would suffice.Is there any where in London where you can just pop in for a 15 minute BJ say, without having to pay for full sex?
We should have blowjob bars. Go in, have a drink, get a blowjob from a willing lady. In a different universe, this would be seen as quite a civilized way of behaving.
Yeah and in a just world they'd be staffed by women from Mumsnet too.
I am sure most SOHO walkup girls provide this service for £22.
It's not even so much a different universe - this concept exists, unfortunately though mostly in Asia and Japan. In Japan they are called 'Pink Saloon', you get a drink and OWO and CIM for approx 30 GBP. Of course we are not talking about high class shiny sparkling bars here and the ladies are also not the most amazing, but for that money and if you need a fast relief then certainly worth a visit... And agree, would be nice to have a similar concept here!
I'm gonna see if I can get crowdfunding from kickstarter for a ladies equivalent.Get a bunch of guys with talented tongues to tickle their fancies as they sit in "saddles" or perhaps motorbike seats with handlebars so they can squirm and shift till you hit their sweet spot.Any volunteers for first shift?
Depends how much you'll pay me for some sweaty Grandma to sit on my face. I mean, I'll do it, but I want to make enough to get a decent punt myself afterward
Can take or leave oral, what I'd love to find is a cheap and regular way to unload myself across a massive pair. She wouldn't even need to do it.
If the gals want it then you sir are the cowboy in buttless chaps that they're going to pay to do it!