External Link/Members OnlyInitially contemplated giving this a Neutral rating but I wouldn't be being honest if I made this meet out to be anything other than what it was, crap.
Decided to give the new russian on the block a visit on the off chance i might be met at the door with a young buxom eastern euro beauty, fresh in her prime and ready to please (yes i am somewhat of a fantasist).
Instead i got her battle axe, 45 - 50 year old aunt with crooked bottom teeth whose only goal was to swindle me out of the 30 mins I paid for as much as she possibly can.
Comms: The only positive i can think of, prompt replies and arranged meet in a matter of minutes.
The Venue: Modern, block flats near Sunbury shopping centre. If you've visited any of the other russians before, you know the one.
The SP: Similar facially and body wise to the girl in the photos albeit, 20 - 30 years older, saggy belly, cut and paste DD breasts, uneven nipples, crooked bottom teeth and decent size bum but saggy with old age. Probs a looker in the 80's but now more like 5, maybe, 6/10 if pushing it.
The meet: Hide behind the door trick, i walked in to find the aforementioned battle axe had been dishonest with her photos (shocker). Decided to stay anyway cause she seemed friendly enough and i was already here now. Definitely should have left as soon i had the chance. Paid monies and we began kissing whilst I fondled her body. She completely swerved every opportunity for FK despite this being included on the 30min i paid £80 for. Onto the bed where she immediately reaches for a jimmy. Me: "I was told OWO was included in 30min?". Her: "I don't understand?". Me: "BJ no condom". Her: Looking confused for a good 5 mins probs hoping to pretend she doesn't understand me long enough that i will just say forget it and let her proceed with OW. Finally she relents and delivers a lacklustre BJ with no spit and terrible technique where she kind of tried her best to stop her lips from touch my penis. Just bobbing up and down on my penis. Feeling myself losing my hard earned erection, i initiated sex in the doggy pos where i pound away until i came. In and out in around 15mins. Got up, washed my dick off in the sink, dressed and left.
Would I return?: Fuck no.
For anyone wondering if the new russian blood is worth visiting, No, no she is not. Not even worth a 15 min pump and dump imo. Save your money/time and have a wank instead.
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