Successful UK Punting - 100 completed

[Lamorak]

Wow that is alot of money spent of course you spend it how you like, but theres a big wide world out there.

It is, and there is, i'm intrigued as to what would you recommend?

[AnthG]

prostitutes have no qualifications and no skills, the least they should do is make an effort.   

According to most of the escorts on another forum they all left £20 to £50 per hour jobs just to do this.

Why on earth does anyone give a shit?

Shall I list all the punts I've had and bore you all too?

I honestly am interested. It is a punting discussion forum after all. And if you wanted to list the good and bad punts you have had, I would also be interested in yours too.

[softlad]

According to most of the escorts on another forum they all left £20 to £50 per hour jobs just to do this.

Shelf stacking pays better than I thought then...

[Jimmyredcab]

According to most of the escorts on another forum they all left £20 to £50 per hour jobs just to do this.

Yeah, right ------ I used to be a brain surgeon but packed it in to drive a cab. 

[Jimmyredcab]

Age will have overtaken me then

You are never too old to punt ----- even if you may need some medication.

[smiths]

You are never too old to punt ----- even if you may need some medication.

Unless incapable i intend to carry on till in my box, never tried Viagra or suchlike but would consider doing so if it helped.

[Jimmyredcab]

Unless incapable i intend to carry on till in my box.

Same here, even if I need a zimmer frame to reach the brothel. 

[smiths]

Same here, even if I need a zimmer frame to reach the brothel. 

 

[Lurtz]

Same here, even if I need a zimmer frame to reach the brothel. 

I'll book outcalls to the old folks home and tell them it's my granddaughter. 

[k]

Wow that is alot of money spent of course you spend it how you like, but theres a big wide world out there.

You can't take it with you when you die that's for sure.

Whatever hobby you decide to take up in life there will always be people thinking you're nuts for spending so much time and/or money on it. Though I've had loads of duff punts over the years which I put down to experience, I have also had some exceptional punts... full-blown relationships even, so I reckon overall it has made my life a lot better in lots of intangible ways.

[Jimmyredcab]

Though I've had loads of duff punts over the years which I put down to experience, I have also had some exceptional punts... full-blown relationships even.

Most punters have their share of duff punts, very few are willing to own up to them.

It reminds me of when I used to manage betting shops, gamblers remember the winning days but block out the days they do their bollocks.

[Jimmyredcab]

You can't take it with you when you die that's for sure.

That is of course true, but I still like value for money, why give some stuck up bitch £200 an hour when I can have three 30 minute punts for the same money.

What these guys find to do in two hours is a total mystery to me, must be a lot of talking going on. 

[smiths]

That is of course true, but I still like value for money, why give some stuck up bitch £200 an hour when I can have three 30 minute punts for the same money.

What these guys find to do in two hours is a total mystery to me, must be a lot of talking going on. 

Jimmy believe me some punters (not me though) can shag virtually full on for 2 hours at parties, they arent doing much talking. Viagra with some.

[Jimmyredcab]

Jimmy believe me some punters (not me though) can shag virtually full on for 2 hours at parties.

I am sure it is possible but not the norm.

I remember the famous Sunni Tara saying that quite a lot of guys booked the 40 minute cum twice service, very few of them got round to the second session.

I am a one shot wonder, not ashamed to admit it ----- hence my preference for 30-45 minute bookings.

[Mr Sinister]

It is, and there is, i'm intrigued as to what would you recommend?

Each to their own and all that.

For me it just puts things into perspective, but then again im on a hiatus from the scene.

I've had duff punts in my short time of punting I also find 1 hour sessions to be hit and miss
I have had more misses.

[Jimmyredcab]

I've had duff punts in my short time of punting I also find 1 hour sessions to be hit and miss
I have had more misses.

I am a bit confused, surely if you pick a duff girl the duration of the punt is irrelevant, 30 minutes or two hours it will still be a bad punt. ???

[Knick]

Successful UK Punting - 100 completed

Congrats...I'm currently on 94....will be a century soon hopefully!

It has been almost a year since my first ever punt.

[Jimmyredcab]

Congrats...I'm currently on 94....will be a century soon hopefully!

It has been almost a year since my first ever punt.

Two punts a week ??????

City high flyer or footballer.   

[Lamorak]

That is of course true, but I still like value for money, why give some stuck up bitch £200 an hour when I can have three 30 minute punts for the same money.

What these guys find to do in two hours is a total mystery to me, must be a lot of talking going on. 

You can do everything but for much longer periods.

For me it's a fantasy session with a sexy atractive female clad in sexy lingeire and stockings. As much I like protected penetrive sex, I do really enjoy mutual oral sex and I've had a few 90 minute sessions of just this and DFK, finishing with CIM and then some cum play afterwards (snowballing etc). There are so many exciting and interesting positions for giving and recieving oral sex, it's not dfficult at all to use up the time in a long punt. 

[Lamorak]

Congrats...I'm currently on 94....will be a century soon hopefully!

It has been almost a year since my first ever punt.

Good for you, I trust you have been enjoying yourself and have had many good experiences.

[AnthG]

Apparently something is crawling under your skin Jim 

"Having fun today getting under JRC's skin on UKPunting"
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Why do that? JRC was nothing but polite to you in this thread.

And doing that to me suggests the whole notion of 98 perfect punts is maybe something of fiction. As someone who would go on Twitter like that does not sound someone so easy going to have 98 perfect punts.

And plus that was posted at 9.45am. And JRC did not even reply until 9.50am. So did you plan to annoy someone in advance?

(To Clarify, I am quoting Adam, but I am referring to the Twitter post).

[Matium]

"Having fun today getting under JRC's skin on UKPunting"
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Only a trouble making troll would do that.

[Jimmyredcab]

And doing that to me suggests the whole notion of 98 perfect punts is maybe something of fiction.

Most experienced punters could see right away it is fiction ------------- similar to "Alice In Wonderland"

[Lamorak]

Why do that? JRC was nothing but polite to you in this thread.

And doing that to me suggests the whole notion of 98 perfect punts is maybe something of fiction. As someone who would go on Twitter like that does not sound someone so easy going to have 98 perfect punts.

And plus that was posted at 9.45am. And JRC did not even reply until 9.50am. So did you plan to annoy someone in advance?

(To Clarify, I am quoting Adam, but I am referring to the Twitter post).

Yes I don't know why I did that, I think it was a left over thought from the days when we used to wind each other up on Pnet.

Having thought about afterwards,  I actually deleted that tweet before I came back on here.

So my apologies

[AnthG]

Having thought about afterwards,  I actually deleted that tweet before I came back on here.

So my apologies.

Also your clock on here is wrong

I clicked on the link 5 mins ago on twitter and it was there? Its now gone.

When you say the clock on here, do you mean the clock on Twitter? As that said tweet posted at 9.45am.

[Jimmyredcab]

Yes I don't know why I did that, I think it was a left over thought from the days when we used to wind each other up on Pnet.

If my memory serves me correctly, you got an infraction for attacking me on %%%.   

[Lamorak]

I clicked on the link 5 mins ago on twitter and it was there? Its now gone.

When you say the clock on here, do you mean the clock on Twitter? As that said tweet posted at 9.45am.

It was tweeted not that long ago, after I logged off from here and not at 09.45am. The tweet before that was when I was ironing my shirts around noon time. Go check

[Lamorak]

If my memory serves me correctly, you got an infraction for attacking me on %%%.   

Actually I didn't.

But we did used wind each other up on there.

[AnthG]

It was tweeted not that long ago, after I logged off from here and not at 09.45am. The tweet before that was when I was ironing my shirts around noon time. Go check

Yes to be fair. The one for ironing shirts is saying

"4:26 AM - 17 Jun 12 via web ·"

I doubt even the most dedicated person would be ironing at 4.30am in the morning on a Sunday - and Fathers Day no less.

[Lurtz]

Yes I don't know why I did that, I think it was a left over thought from the days when we used to wind each other up on Pnet.

I've lost all respect for you now. Easy come, easy go. 

[Lamorak]

Yes to be fair. The one for ironing shirts is saying

"4:26 AM - 17 Jun 12 via web ·"

I doubt even the most dedicated person would be ironing at 4.30am in the morning on a Sunday - and Fathers Day no less.

Truce time i think

[Matium]

By sticking to regulars a guy may get a 90% positive rate - but even with regulars, it'll never be 100% - she may have hit her big toe that morning or had a fight with her mother on the phone 5 minutes before you arrived. There are, literally, a thousand different things that could cause a woman to be in a bad mood.

I have a 75% positive rate and I salute those guys who achieve a 90% rate with WGs - but any claim above 90% is well into Alice in Wonderland territory.

[Lamorak]

I've lost all respect for you now. Easy come, easy go. 

Well there you go then.

My 100 punts still stands, you can correlate the dates with the girls by checking the Pnet FR numbers.

[Lamorak]

By sticking to regulars a guy may get a 90% positive rate - but even with regulars, it'll never be 100% - she may have hit her big toe that morning or had a fight with her mother on the phone 5 minutes before you arrived. There are, literally, a thousand different things that could cause a woman to be in a bad mood.
I have a 75% positive rate and I salute those guys who achieve a 90% rate with WGs - but any claim above 90% is well into Alice in Wonderland territory.

Agreed.

However waving £240 or £180 in front of them is a quick cure for that.

[AnthG]

Agreed.

However waving £240 or £180 in front of them is a quick cure for that.

No its not.

One of my punts, I am not going to say who with as it was someone who I genuinely enjoy the company with, she had just broken up with her boyfriend and constantly wanted to keep checking her mobile phone throughout the two hour appointment to see if he had messaged her, or if he had read her message or something.

She constantly wanted to text him with other stuff during my time and respond to his. And I was there feeling like maybe I shouldn't have been there.

What topped it off. I then tried to make a very subtle move to replace him and it did not go very far.

[Lamorak]

No its not.

One of my punts, I am not going to say who with as it was someone who I genuinely enjoy the company with, she had just broken up with her boyfriend and constantly wanted to keep checking her mobile phone throughout the two hour appointment to see if he had messaged her, or if he had read her message or something.

She constantly wanted to text him with other stuff during my time. And I was there feeling like maybe I shouldn't have been there.

What topped it off. I then tried to make a very subtle move to replace him and it did not go very far.

Was this with an indy or an agency?

With an agency girl you have route to claim to and you can do it there and then. I would.

[Jimmyredcab]

Agreed.

However waving £240 or £180 in front of them is a quick cure for that.

That shows how little you know about this business, I have seen many %%% FR's where the guy has paid £200 for an hour and walked out after 40 minutes.

The price is irrelevant, if the pro$$ie is good at her job she will provide a good service whatever the fee.

[smiths]

Was this with an indy or an agency?

With an agency girl you have route to claim to and you can do it there and then. I would.

A route that is dependent on the Agency owner/managers attitude, when i have complained in the past i was told to "fuck off you cunt" most of the time.

Unlike the Parlours in MK who both want repeat custom and dont want negative feedback some of the pondlife who run Establishments dont care about that or are too utterly dense to consider it.

[Jimmyredcab]

A route that is dependent on the Agency owner/managers attitude, when i have complained in the past i was told to "fuck off you cunt" most of the time.

Unlike the Parlours in MK who both want repeat custom and dont want negative feedback some of the pondlife who run Establishments dont care about that or are too utterly dense to consider it.

Some brothel owners do care, I once complained to Sunny Tara when she owned Giggles, she gave me a £10 discount on my next visit.

[smiths]

That shows how little you know about this business, I have seen many %%% FR's where the guy has paid £200 for an hour and walked out after 40 minutes.

The price is irrelevant, if the pro$$ie is good at her job she will provide a good service whatever the fee.

Absolutely right, giving a bad WG more money will simply result in a punter walking away that much lighter of pocket. Its got nothing to do with money, its ALL to do with her attitude.

[Lamorak]

That shows how little you know about this business, I have seen many %%% FR's where the guy has paid £200 for an hour and walked out after 40 minutes.

The price is irrelevant, if the pro$$ie is good at her job she will provide a good service whatever the fee.

Well this just goes to show that my research and use of well run establishments had paid off.

[smiths]

Some brothel owners do care, I once complained to Sunny Tara when she owned Giggles, she gave me a £10 discount on my next visit.

Thats why i said most not all.

[Jimmyredcab]

Truce time i think

Why ???
Have you painted yourself into a corner.

Oh and by the way --------- you are not clever enough to wind me up, I have been around these forums for over 10 years, seen it all, heard it all. 

[AnthG]

Thats why i said most not all.

Personally speaking if I ever felt the need to complain to the agency manager. Getting a £10 discount off my next punt with them would be taken as an out and out insult.

[Jimmyredcab]

Personally speaking if I ever felt the need to complain to the agency manager. Getting a £10 discount off my next punt with them would be taken as an out and out insult.

Yes but in those days a punt was about £50, it's not so much about the amount it is the principle that the brothel accept responsibilty for their girls.

[Knick]

Two punts a week ??????

Every 3.83 days to be precise......

City high flyer or footballer.   

Nope. Take home pay =2160 a month. I'm single, no car and no mortgage. No debt either.

I don't spend money on shit I don't need. I've spent 10k so far and still manage to save 8k a month in savings.

[Sailormack]

No its not.

One of my punts, I am not going to say who with as it was someone who I genuinely enjoy the company with, she had just broken up with her boyfriend and constantly wanted to keep checking her mobile phone throughout the two hour appointment to see if he had messaged her, or if he had read her message or something.

She constantly wanted to text him with other stuff during my time and respond to his. And I was there feeling like maybe I shouldn't have been there.

What topped it off. I then tried to make a very subtle move to replace him and it did not go very far.

Maybe she was ordering a takeaway 

[Sailormack]

Every 3.83 days to be precise......
Nope. Take home pay =2160 a month. I'm single, no car and no mortgage. No debt either.

I don't spend money on shit I don't need. I've spent 10k so far and still manage to save 8k a month in savings.

You my friend are a financial genius. Perhaps you should be running the economy 

[softlad]

Take home pay =2160 a month. I'm single, no car and no mortgage. No debt either.

I don't spend money on shit I don't need. I've spent 10k so far and still manage to save 8k a month in savings.

That's nearly pro$$ie maths...
If your take home is £2160 how are you saving 8k ?

(just call me mr pedantic.... )

Oop's I see Sailormack spotted the flaw also...

[Knick]

You my friend are a financial genius. Perhaps you should be running the economy 

I hate debt. If everyone behaved like I did the economy would self sestruct. Modern day capitalism requires debt!