Escorts commenting on your cock size

[Ste1977]

Had loads of comments. Mine is small in length but thick with large head. Most appreciate it and seem genuinely intrigued by it, one once told me she wanted to take it home and keep it which kinda freaked me out..... 

Have attended plenty of gangbangs over the years and come to understand I am probably on the small side. (although maybe really small guys dont go to those).

[Ali Katt]

Had loads of comments. Mine is small in length but thick with large head. Most appreciate it and seem genuinely intrigued by it, one once told me she wanted to take it home and keep it which kinda freaked me out..... 

Have attended plenty of gangbangs over the years and come to understand I am probably on the small side. (although maybe really small guys dont go to those).

Portobello Mushroom?

[Doc Holliday]

... one once told me she wanted to take it home and keep it which kinda freaked me out..... 

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[JonasG]

Had loads of comments. Mine is small in length but thick with large head. Most appreciate it and seem genuinely intrigued by it, one once told me she wanted to take it home and keep it which kinda freaked me out..... 

Have attended plenty of gangbangs over the years and come to understand I am probably on the small side. (although maybe really small guys dont go to those).

Sounds like a classic chode.

[Wooderz]

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wtf..

[king tarzan]

Nowadays I'm grateful if i can get it 60% of what it used to be.. compliments mean nothing nowadays, I'm more worried i get the bloody thing up and penetrate mango to avoid wastage of money..

[Ali Katt]

Nowadays I'm grateful if i can get it 60% of what it used to be.. compliments mean nothing nowadays, I'm more worried i get the bloody thing up and penetrate mango to avoid wastage of money..

Is your King Size Lion Bar more a Curly Wurly?

[king tarzan]

Is your King Size Lion Bar more a Curly Wurly?

probably 

[bhudda]

Is your King Size Lion Bar more a Curly Wurly?

Maybe just bite size now ...

[king tarzan]

Maybe just bite size now ...

A little bigger..it's old now...and near knackered!! 

[Jayf]

I don't get any compliments. Just reassurance that's its fine   

[king tarzan]

I don't get any compliments. Just reassurance that's its fine   

I'm just glad mine barely works that I can constitute a shag!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[myothernameis]

Have attended plenty of gangbangs over the years and come to understand I am probably on the small side. (although maybe really small guys dont go to those).

Been to a few parties over the years, gang bangs, swinging, and think you just can help but look at the other guys, and compare your self to them, and would say on average most guys are of the same size

[Winker121]

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Where the hell did you find that?

[Doc Holliday]

Where the hell did you find that?

In my cellar ... next to my clitoris collection.

[Doc Holliday]

Better that they compliment you rather than tell the truth and humiliate ..... unless you are into that sort of thing?   

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[Home Alone]

In my cellar ... next to my clitoris collection.

 

[Grenadier36]

Mine's never done anyone any damage 

[threechilliman]

Mine's never done anyone any damage 

Mine has but it wasn't size just my shit aim.

[WARSZAWA16]

"May your aim always be true, whether on the pitch or in the loo."

[Grenadier36]

Mine has but it wasn't size just my shit aim.

Anal was extra? 

[fudi_maar]

Absolute fucking rubbish. If this was even remotely true, every man would be doing, oh right it doesn't work as they have the wrong technique. It's up there with myths including smoking banana peel makes you high.

The level of ignorance here is laughable - you probably find it absolutely fucking rubbish that a skinny guy can go to the gym for 6 months, pump iron and end up with some muscles. Oh yes, that's never happened in the history of the world.

The reason why every man isn't doing it is because it requires a lot of time, dedication, and effort. Oh...for the same reason that not every man goes to the gym to work out and have a great body. Strange that.

[Ali Katt]

The level of ignorance here is laughable - you probably find it absolutely fucking rubbish that a skinny guy can go to the gym for 6 months, pump iron and end up with some muscles. Oh yes, that's never happened in the history of the world.

The reason why every man isn't doing it is because it requires a lot of time, dedication, and effort. Oh...for the same reason that not every man goes to the gym to work out and have a great body. Strange that.

I'm a skinny cunt, I fuck girls who on average weigh two stone more than me. I've been going to the gym for two years, once a week minimum, but usually 3 times a week, usually 40 minutes intensive work outs and guess what I am still thin albeit with less body fat. It's absolute fantasy that I will become Arnold Schwarzenegger even if I trained for 10 hours a week and drastically changed my diet, not going to happen in this lifetime or anyone elses. Jelqing is a fucking myth designed to sell overpriced 10 page eBooks, diet pills and expensive Taiwenese stretching devices - If I started jelqing I'm not going to wake up one morning with a 10 incher. You're talking out of your arse, little man.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Maybe just bite size now ...

Maybe just byte size now ...

[badsin]

I'm a skinny cunt, I fuck girls who on average weigh two stone more than me. I've been going to the gym for two years, once a week minimum, but usually 3 times a week, usually 40 minutes intensive work outs and guess what I am still thin albeit with less body fat. It's absolute fantasy that I will become Arnold Schwarzenegger even if I trained for 10 hours a week and drastically changed my diet, not going to happen in this lifetime or anyone elses. Jelqing is a fucking myth designed to sell overpriced 10 page eBooks, diet pills and expensive Taiwenese stretching devices - If I started jelqing I'm not going to wake up one morning with a 10 incher. You're talking out of your arse, little man.

Putting on the weight, is more about diet than exercise.

I'm what is described as a " grower, not a shower". My cock is quite small when flaccid, certainly less than 4 inches. When in the "semi" state, I'd say 5.5 inches, whilst the circumference has massively increased. When on full alert, I'm 7.5 to 8, dependant on the lady handling me.
As mentioned numerous times on this thread, it's prossie / punter's chat. Never gonna be 100% honest or reliable.  Make sure he's clean and ready for action, everything else is fantasy.......

[Redpunter]

Having read the previous post I too would class myself as a grower more than a shower but more on the 6.5 to 7 inch size although I never had many complaints if any. Having attained the OAP status I do not punt as much as when I was younger settling for a visit to my Local Thai massage bi monthly.  On a recent visit nearing the normal turn over expecting the usual question re HE she asked me to turn over and lo and behold he was at full attention, which I might add after suffering from a few bouts of ED recently was a very pleasant surprise.
     I think the very beautiful Thai Lady was even a little impressed and she asked the usual question re extras I joked I suppose a ride is out of the question and too my surprise it was offered and accepted and a decent price. I proceeded to have the best doggy style shag that I have had in years in a very tight young Thai pussy.  When finished she asked me what age I was and I asked her to guess she said 50, when I replied 67 she said you may be 67 but hes, pointing at my still erect dick is in his twenties.
     So the moral of the story is that one very happy OAP feeling 7ft tall and with a foot long dick left feeling like a 16year old after his first ride.
Cant wait for my next visit after expecting a massage and a HE, boy does a nice compliment make you feel good about yourself.

[Wooderz]

Having read the previous post I too would class myself as a grower more than a shower but more on the 6.5 to 7 inch size although I never had many complaints if any. Having attained the OAP status I do not punt as much as when I was younger settling for a visit to my Local Thai massage bi monthly.  On a recent visit nearing the normal turn over expecting the usual question re HE she asked me to turn over and lo and behold he was at full attention, which I might add after suffering from a few bouts of ED recently was a very pleasant surprise.
     I think the very beautiful Thai Lady was even a little impressed and she asked the usual question re extras I joked I suppose a ride is out of the question and too my surprise it was offered and accepted and a decent price. I proceeded to have the best doggy style shag that I have had in years in a very tight young Thai pussy.  When finished she asked me what age I was and I asked her to guess she said 50, when I replied 67 she said you may be 67 but hes, pointing at my still erect dick is in his twenties.
     So the moral of the story is that one very happy OAP feeling 7ft tall and with a foot long dick left feeling like a 16year old after his first ride.
Cant wait for my next visit after expecting a massage and a HE, boy does a nice compliment make you feel good about yourself.

[agent47]

I don't get any compliments. Just reassurance that's its fine   

  That's worse then her saying nothing, it's like being a comedian on stage and only one person laughs at your joke.

[joe diddley]

I remember one AW girl who used to charge an extra £10 for those clients with particularly large cocks. A cunning move. She was thus able to flatter her gents while generating a little extra cash at the same time.

(Mine is exactly 12" long but I don't use it as a rule.)

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

I really wish I had a  12" cock, I'm absolutely sick to death of this 18 in Her swinging about banging into stuff all the time 

[Ali Katt]

Putting on the weight, is more about diet than exercise.

I'm what is described as a " grower, not a shower". My cock is quite small when flaccid, certainly less than 4 inches. When in the "semi" state, I'd say 5.5 inches, whilst the circumference has massively increased. When on full alert, I'm 7.5 to 8, dependant on the lady handling me.
As mentioned numerous times on this thread, it's prossie / punter's chat. Never gonna be 100% honest or reliable.  Make sure he's clean and ready for action, everything else is fantasy.......

I agree with the top one, but even if I put on two stone I'm never going to look like Chris Hemsworth or Brad Pitt in Troy. I have a really small bone structure and I'm 6' tall. As I've said before body of a teenage boy or male catwalk model.

4" unerect is about average, not small by anyone's standards. Pretty sure I read 5.4" is the average erect in the UK, with anything over 6.4" being big. To put it into perspective (pun intended) a 440ml beer can is 6", a pint can about 7.2" and a DVD case about 7.5". so these people that want an ego posing with a 440ml can are usually average at best.

[hullad]

No pro has ever commented on my size in any way, not that I recall anyway, its for my pleasure not theirs.

For the record its 7.5 and I really dont give a shit what they think, I have had a few positive comments on my pussy licking performance. I enjoy that and I have found I get more back lol

[Sattob]

One SP called it cute! (and in a group too, to my mates)

I had a chat with an SP I got friendly with. She said that mine is fine. When pushed she said that it is a bit smaller than average, but not unusually small. Her attitude is that penises come in a range of sizes, and mine is in the normal range, just at the smaller end. There are men much smaller than me, and she showed me the sizes. Golly, she has clients 2" to 3", so, OK...

[Ali Katt]

No pro has ever commented on my size in any way, not that I recall anyway, its for my pleasure not theirs.

For the record its 7.5 and I really dont give a shit what they think, I have had a few positive comments on my pussy licking performance. I enjoy that and I have found I get more back lol

7.5 cm or inches? Your post isn't clear.

[Home Alone]

That's wicked, Ali!     

[mikexxlong]

7.5 cm or inches? Your post isn't clear.