Flowers

[northwales69]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

[stampjones]

This isnt going to end well I bet...

[Moresomes]

do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour

It's got to be the easiest thing in the world to do. Phone the shop and send the flowers.
Mind you, If I sent flowers every time I had a wank, I wouldn't be able to get into my bedroom.

[northwales69]

Lol 😂

I meant more as in, would the parlour staff possibly have an issue with it?

[Waterhouse]

Lol 😂

I meant more as in, would the parlour staff possibly have an issue with it?

How many times have you seen her? Is it a regular thing?

If you are dead-set on doing it, then make a booking and give them to her in person. Bit odd to just send them IMO.

[NigelF]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

Yes, it would be a problem, but the problem is with you.

Anyway, neither Dionne nor Sheridan's or Temptations want your shitty flowers.

[VOLPONE]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

So how's she going to explain the flowers to her b/f ?
They'll be stuffed in the nearest bin.
Oh ....and don't even think about giving her chocolates - they'll just make her fat.

[cueball]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

Seeing as its a romantic date... I can't see any problem there 

They'll not think you're a fucked up weirdo 

[northwales69]

Fair enough! Won’t bother lol

[hillingdonpete]

Sounds like a great idea, crack on 

[Brokenshed]

So how's she going to explain the flowers to her b/f ?
They'll be stuffed in the nearest bin.
Oh ....and don't even think about giving her chocolates - they'll just make her fat.

the same way she explained all the cash in the house, or paid into her account. If they've a boyfriend, he will know. I've never seen flowers or a vase in a brothel. So yea, they go in the bin

[threechilliman]

This isnt going to end well I bet...

My first thought when I saw the subject!

Oh fucking dear......... flowers????????????????????????????

[NigelF]

the same way she explained all the cash in the house, or paid into her account. If they've a boyfriend, he will know.

Quite a few don't know - have a look on SAAFE. Anyway, a lot of WGs deposit cash regularly into the bank and the girl's account is none of his business or she'll have a safe place to put it, it won't be all over the house.

[northwales69]

How many times have you seen her? Is it a regular thing?

If you are dead-set on doing it, then make a booking and give them to her in person. Bit odd to just send them IMO.

Seen her probably 20ish times over the last 3 years in my regular parlour near Stafford

[cueball]

Get her some fish n chips... You'll not look as big a twat walking in with a chippy 

[NigelF]

Seen her probably 20ish times over the last 3 years in my regular parlour near Stafford

Dionne will be gutted. Anyway, instead of wasting your time with flowers, get some helpful reviews up instead.
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[Avg_Joe]

This isnt going to end well I bet...

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Sounds like a great idea, crack on 

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[northwales69]

Yes, it would be a problem, but the problem is with you.

Anyway, neither Dionne nor Sheridan's or Temptations want your shitty flowers.

I’ve never actually visited temptations and only visited Sheridan’s twice at the start of the year lol

[WARSZAWA16]

Seen her probably 20ish times over the last 3 years in my regular parlour near Stafford

In that case, if under the circumstances you really want to do something, how about a bit of a compromise and just getting her a card?

[lewisjones23]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

you absolute fucking mug

stop being a fluffy wanker and realise they are there for paid sex

not dating, not to fall in love with, not to send flowers to

wanker

* remember to treat her well though 

[NigelF]

I’ve never actually visited temptations and only visited Sheridan’s twice at the start of the year lol

Then why did you try to create a topic about Temptations in Flint and say you "can't recommend it enough" (your post was deleted):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=219409.msg2221223#msg2221223 (you probably can't see that if don't have access to the deleted posts section)

You also claimed to have seen Dionne "a number of times" (again, in a deleted post):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220555.msg2232067#msg2232067

I would have thought that means more than twice.

[Happyjose]

I’ve got a new spade for OP

I’ll just leave it here

[Shearer1955]

To answer the question

...Yes

[Avg_Joe]

I’ve got a new spade for OP

I’ll just leave it here

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[northwales69]

Thank you all for you advice!

I simply thought it would be a nice gesture as I’ll be out of the county in a couple of weeks so wouldn’t be able to visit.

Wish I hadn’t bothered asking now

[EnglishRebecca121]

Well i thought it was sweet 

make sure she isnt allergic or doesnt have cats who eat them though lol

prehaps the kindest gift is to simply see her and have a booking and wish her a happy birthday she will think its nice you remembered.

yes i am a lover of the fluffies,

[lewisjones23]

Well i thought it was sweet 

make sure she isnt allergic or doesnt have cats who eat them though lol

prehaps the kindest gift is to simply see her and have a booking and wish her a happy birthday she will think its nice you remembered.

yes i am a lover of the fluffies,

yeah because they are the biggest mug punters going, means you get to do even less for your fee

[hillingdonpete]

Anyway why would she be working on her birthday?

[Plan R]

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[Avg_Joe]

Well i thought it was sweet 

make sure she isnt allergic or doesnt have cats who eat them though lol

prehaps the kindest gift is to simply see her and have a booking and wish her a happy birthday she will think its nice you remembered.

yes i am a lover of the fluffies,

christ, don't encourage the fool 

That said, suggesting he see her again, as you said, is probably the best gift....... as in more ££ for her, she's gonna appreciate that more than flowers, and don't deny it 

[Waterhouse]

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Brilliant   

[Fabaceous]

I bought a bunch of flowers for a working girl once.
I showed them to her and she said 'wait here' and ran upstairs.
She shouted down -'Oh Fab; Oh Fab - come and find me'
So I went upstairs and she was on her back on the bed, naked - legs akimbo!
I said - 'What's this for' - She said 'For the flowers - silly.'
So I said - 'Haven't you got a vase?'


I'll get my hat.
Fab

[scutty brown]

If you want to give her a present she'll thank you for, get a gross of condoms and a catering-pack size bucket of KY jelly

[Avg_Joe]

If you want to give her a present she'll thank you for, get a gross of condoms and a catering-pack size bucket of KY jelly

don't forget the wet-wipes 

[mr.bluesky]

A man visits a prostitute and takes a large expensive bunch of flowers. She disappears into the room and after a few minutes calls him in. He enters the room and sees her laying naked on the bed with her legs apart. She says "this is for the flowers" "dont be silly" he replies, "haven't you got a vase"

[madeinwales56]

You stupid cunt.

[SlamBoy]

Thank you all for you advice!

I simply thought it would be a nice gesture as I’ll be out of the county in a couple of weeks so wouldn’t be able to visit.

Wish I hadn’t bothered asking now

I wish you hadn't bothered either you fluffy twat.

[SlamBoy]

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[Tablet]

Thank you all for you advice!

I simply thought it would be a nice gesture as I’ll be out of the county in a couple of weeks so wouldn’t be able to visit.

Wish I hadn’t bothered asking now

If it makes you feel good , go ahead .

[Blackpool Rock]

prehaps the kindest gift is to simply see her and have a booking and wish her a happy birthday she will think its nice you remembered.

Either that or she will get freaked out and think he is turning into a stalker. 
Simple answer is NO, perhaps look at one of the dedicated EAS threads

Anyway the only flower related activity I want with a whore is Tulips round my knob 

[Silver Birch]

Give her the cash to deflower her arse instead 

[catweazle]

Anyway the only flower related activity I want with a whore is Tulips round my knob 

Brilliant!

[Stevensmiles]

Ask if she suffers with hay fever first

[Moresomes]

Seen her probably 20ish times over the last 3 years in my regular parlour near Stafford

In that case, a wrist brace would probably be a more practical present than a useless bunch of flowers.

[fallentrees1321]

I think it is a great idea

I am actually very interested in finding out how you plan to explain to a florists why you want them to drop some flowers off at a knocking shop

What do you plan on telling them to write in the card ?

[vw]

Maybe a strange question, but do you think it would be a problem to send a bunch of flowers to a girl when she is working at a parlour (if she has told you when her birthday is)?

Dandelions are best if you want watersports.   

[Jonestown]

Never mind flowers, Hotel Chocolat will deliver to any address you like, you tell them what day and time period. Very handy service.

[scutty brown]

Dandelions are best if you want watersports.   

Nice taste as well

[Itsnotshy]

If you must, give her a tip, this will be appreciated more than flowers.
Personally I think just seeing your favourite girls often, and letting them know you value them, is enough. Tipping can be an expensive and dangerous habit to get into.

[king tarzan]

Oh for fucks sake Casanova get a life! 🛑