Alka Seltzer in pussy

[cideruk]

Does it work?

Anyone tried it?

[Rochelle]

Why exactly would anyone do that?

[cideruk]

It's meant to fizz and be pleasurable

[mr.bluesky]

It's meant to fizz and be pleasurable

Wouldn't it look like a rabid dog. 

[the_exile]

Wouldn't it look like a rabid dog. 

 

[myothernameis]

Does it work?

Anyone tried it?

Have you tried it, but cant help think its  a bad idea

[cideruk]

Wouldn't it look like a rabid dog. 

There are some pics online, and yes bit like grool

Showing my age, it's frothy man

Have you tried it, but cant help think its  a bad idea

No hence question

[willie loman]

i once read  in the news of the world that tom jones liked reviving his cock by dipping it in mouth wash, cant remember if a particular brand was favoured.

[Jonestown]

doesn't sound like a good idea and I'd doubt there would be enough moisture in the average vagina to get much of a fizz going, on the other hand an old fashioned sherbet dip with a licorice straw might be fun.

[Jonestown]

i once read  in the news of the world that tom jones liked reviving his cock by dipping it in mouth wash, cant remember if a particular brand was favoured.

Listerine Original has a nice kick to it, acts as a mild delay agent as well.

[Milfman1112]

Dont have a pussy so wouldnt know....

[bossanova]

No but if you put it up your arse it goes "Plop plop fizz"

[scutty brown]

Aspirin is pretty corrosive to mucous membranes - it cause stomach ulcers
If it can do that to your guts, I hate to think what it can do to a cervix

[lamboman]

Listerine Original has a nice kick to it, acts as a mild delay agent as well.

Listerine takes the coating of my mouth off not sure I'd put my cock in it.

[myothernameis]

Having read up on this subject, it turns out, it is a very bad idea, and no escort or girl should allow any guy or punter to do this

By inserting a Alka seltzer tablet into the vagina, you going to neutralize the vaginal acid, which is required to keep a vagina in good health.   Neutralizing the vaginal acid, could cause yeast infections or other horrible things, like a smelly pussy

[RandomGuy99]

Does it work?

Anyone tried it?

Sounds like a bad idea.

Stick one in your arse and tell us how you get on.

[boardyhell]

kate told the queen every time she sucked wills cock she got heartburn
the queen replied ,have you tried andrews

[RogerBoner]

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My girlfriend put Space Dust in her mouth to give me a BJ and is mentioned in a review of the Anne Summers version.

[Thephoenix]

Toothpaste on your bollocks and nipples can have an interesting effect, but apparently definitely not Vics Vapour Rub.

[DDDave]

Alka Selza popped into your mouth immediately after having a covid jab will greatly entertain those in the queue behind you.

[PLeisure]

In some parallel universe, some newb is asking the forum if anyone's dropped an Alka Seltzer into your Jap's eye   

[Bonker]

kate told the queen every time she sucked wills cock she got heartburn
the queen replied ,have you tried andrews

brilliant 

[Bonker]

i once read  in the news of the world that tom jones liked reviving his cock by dipping it in mouth wash, cant remember if a particular brand was favoured.

It's not unusual

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Would never use Alka Seltzer or anything similar but during summer months with fuck buddies I've used ice cubes and/or ice lollys in pussy delivered from my mouth with the reverse done by her during BJ. Can highly reccomend.

[B4bcock]

Would never use Alka Seltzer or anything similar but during summer months with fuck buddies I've used ice cubes and/or ice lollys in pussy delivered from my mouth with the reverse done by her during BJ. Can highly reccomend.

Have you tried a 99 with your 69?  Are your fuck buddies flakey enough??

[bossanova]

It's not unusual

 

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Have you tried a 99 with your 69?  Are your fuck buddies flakey enough??

One day I may try the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful Mars Bar option

[B4bcock]

One day I may try the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful Mars Bar option

How about a Toblerone?   It might ratchet up the excitement.

[Keema]

Tried mentos and coca-cola?   

[Thephoenix]

How about a Toblerone?   It might ratchet up the excitement.

For members with a long memory....There's nothing nicer than a Pendleton's Twicer.

[cideruk]

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My girlfriend put Space Dust in her mouth to give me a BJ and is mentioned in a review of the Anne Summers version.

Had thought of that too

Alka Selza popped into your mouth immediately after having a covid jab will greatly entertain those in the queue behind you.

 

Would never use Alka Seltzer or anything similar but during summer months with fuck buddies I've used ice cubes and/or ice lollys in pussy delivered from my mouth with the reverse done by her during BJ. Can highly reccomend.

Yep done that

One day I may try the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithful Mars Bar option

Done that, finger her with chocolate bar, then fuck her, then she sucks, great fun

Although bed ended up like a Bobby Sands dirty protest

[cideruk]

Bit surprised that punters and prozzy would be so unadventurous, thought someone would have tried it in here.

Not something to do daily just occasionally won't do any harm. Things like wine / champagne are acidic but lots have poured them over them.

 

[ollielon]

ahah no never tried that .. I tried listerine strips for blowjob and it does work .. provide a fresh and tingling sensation .. dont use too much or it starts burning though :-)

[Rochelle]

Bit surprised that punters and prozzy would be so unadventurous, thought someone would have tried it in here.

Not something to do daily just occasionally won't do any harm. Things like wine / champagne are acidic but lots have poured them over them.

Seriously? I'm sure there are many things to try that are adventurous. This isn't one of them.

[RandomGuy99]

Trying an ice filled mouth BJ is as far as I've ventured. I couldn't feel much difference.

[Milfman1112]

Seriously? I'm sure there are many things to try that are adventurous. This isn't one of them.

I guess it takes all sorts......
Bit of a strange one though.

[Jonestown]

Trying an ice filled mouth BJ is as far as I've ventured. I couldn't feel much difference.

Fire & Ice is better with a mouthful of hot water after the ice.

[90125]

What a strange post and a rather tenuous punting subject for this board.

[Hobbit]

I've had a Whisky blowjob once. It was painful but very erotic. She said she never had done it before and nor had I. The things we do when we're drunk eh?

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Fire & Ice is better with a mouthful of hot water after the ice.

Tina and her girls (External Link/Members Only) used to provide this option and very nice it is

[Jonestown]

I've had a Whisky blowjob once. It was painful but very erotic. She said she never had done it before and nor had I. The things we do when we're drunk eh?

I'll see your whisky blowjob and raise you a vodka enema (from a Japanese BDSM mistress in Paddington, many moons ago)

[Hobbit]

I'll see your whisky blowjob and raise you a vodka enema (from a Japanese BDSM mistress in Paddington, many moons ago)

I fold.

[bright0nbreezy]

Fire & Ice is better with a mouthful of hot water after the ice.

This is a favourite of mine, both giving and receiving. 

Also an old girlfriend used to buy these frozen, chocolate covered bananas from Iceland which would make a wonderfully sticky mess after a few minutes inside her.

[Tongue in Cheeks]

i once read  in the news of the world that tom jones liked reviving his cock by dipping it in mouth wash, cant remember if a particular brand was favoured.

Tom Jones was well known for this back in the day........It’s not unusual

[cideruk]

This is a favourite of mine, both giving and receiving.  An old girlfriend used to buy these frozen, chocolate covered bananas from Iceland which would make a wonderfully sticky mess after a few minutes inside her.

Aye was a reet mess afterwards

Seriously? I'm sure there are many things to try that are adventurous. This isn't one of them.

I prefer to have an open mind, don't knock things till I've tried em

[MME]

i once read  in the news of the world that tom jones liked reviving his cock by dipping it in mouth wash, cant remember if a particular brand was favoured.

He did it almost every day, whenever asked he'd reply "It's not unusual" .......

I'll get me coat.....

EDIT... just read the full thread and some of you fuckers got in on that joke waaaay faster than I did.... Gonna have to up my game 

[Taggart]

Stick one in your arse and tell us how you get on.

Knew a bloke who stuck a sweet up his arse. Felt like a Treat he said. 

[ollielon]

Knew a bloke who stuck a sweet up his arse. Felt like a Treat he said. 

   but i am sure it tasted a bit strange