Have you ever punted a 'model' towie or the valleys looking escort

[tigertiger]

Have you ever punted a 'model' towie or the valleys looking escort that looks hot for face and body like what you see on tv?

[sixtyten]

Years ago a wg from AFF called Serena, spitting image of Angelina Jolie. If that qualifies?

[Gordo987]

What?

[malenko]

I saw a girl called Roxy and her friend Aimee23 a few years ago.

Both have gone now  Aimee had some good reviews on here but Roxy was out of this world, beautiful slim with huge fake tits, very only way is essex but hotter than anyone ive seen on there!

[cockneybstrd]

I am in TOWIE country and they dont do anything for me

Gordo he means the type of woman that has too much make up fake tan big fake tits and act like a pikey while under the impression they are classy

Now if you said Made in Chelsea and you told me that Binky was escorting I would be up that like a rat up a drainpipe

[Gordo987]

Thanks, got it now

[jcdmj12]

Nope. I don't count anyone covered in a 1/4inch layer of fake tan as "hot"

[GeeWiz]

I note that you omit 'model' in front of Valleys.  Quite right too, the girls on that show are anything but IMO.

[SirFrank]

No but I did gun a bird in Blackpool a few years back on a stag do who looked like Jodie Marsh. At least she did when I went to bed with her. When I woke up in the morning she looked more like Rodney Marsh

[Corus Boy]

No but I did gun a bird in Blackpool a few years back on a stag do who looked like Jodie Marsh. At least she did when I went to bed with her. When I woke up in the morning she looked more like Rodney Marsh

I know her Frank!!!!!!!!!!!

But she was on holiday, with her friend Jack Daniels, in Porthcawl when I met her. 

[SirFrank]

I know her Frank!!!!!!!!!!!

But she was on holiday, with her friend Jack Daniels, in Porthcawl when I met her. 

Haha that's the one. Bangs like a shithouse door. Ewwww though she still makes me shudder mainly because I brought my A game to the table that night. I was also pissed as fuck and it usually takes me ages to cum then. I did bang the fuck out of her for most of the night and fair play she milked me dry and swallowed all my ball juice. Can't complain. I woke up with an awful hangover and terrible tinnitus which took 3 days to settle. It's a fucking young mans game. My god she looked ropey in the morning. I'm sure she also thought the same.

Like a gent I showed her to the front door of the b&b and when I get back to the room all I could smell was 'sex'. Fucking revolting

[vorian]

Haha that's the one. Bangs like a shithouse door. Ewwww though she still makes me shudder mainly because I brought my A game to the table that night. I was also pissed as fuck and it usually takes me ages to cum then. I did bang the fuck out of her for most of the night and fair play she milked me dry and swallowed all my ball juice. Can't complain. I woke up with an awful hangover and terrible tinnitus which took 3 days to settle. It's a fucking young mans game. My god she looked ropey in the morning. I'm sure she also thought the same.

Like a gent I showed her to the front door of the b&b and when I get back to the room all I could smell was 'sex'. Fucking revolting

Hey SirFrank is back. You might want to check this topic out.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26484.msg380074;topicseen#msg380074

[SirFrank]

Hey SirFrank is back. You might want to check this topic out.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26484.msg380074;topicseen#msg380074

Cheers mate. I've just replied on the thread. I've been on holidays - skiing. Just got home. I was going to say I'll be out of dodge for a while before I left but thought it might be too self indulgent. Got home to monthly pay so hope to be back on the horse soon

[Andre 3000]

A few times,first was an outcall to my place the clothes she turned up in.  Good thing my neighbourhood doesn't have curtain twitchers.

Age 21,Blonde,big tits,daisy duke shorts and what amounted to a see through jumper with a belly top style t shirt underneath. Luckily it was summer so such clothing would have been seen as 'tame'

Anyway she was a good shag, had round two with her a few weeks later at her place in Shooters Hill.

In my youth I had dabble with a lot of these types of women on the club scene but they soon became slightly annoying and tacky to be seen out and about with.

[jcdmj12]

A few times,first was an outcall to my place the clothes she turned up in.  Good thing my neighbourhood doesn't have curtain twitchers.

Age 21,Blonde,big tits,daisy duke shorts and what amounted to a see through jumper with a belly top style t shirt underneath. Luckily it was summer so such clothing would have been seen as 'tame'

Anyway she was a good shag, had round two with her a few weeks later at her place in Shooters Hill.

In my youth I had dabble with a lot of these types of women on the club scene but they soon became slightly annoying and tacky to be seen out and about with.

Yep... even if they look ok, as soon as they talk it's an instant boner killer

[Rochdull lad]

Hey SirFrank is back. You might want to check this topic out.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26484.msg380074;topicseen#msg380074

Yes, I'd missed him too; vorian.  Let us know when you're going on holiday again, Frank; eh?!

[pleasure]

I punted with a girl calling herself Senorita Sienna about a year back who pretty much fitted this description. Youngish, fake tan, huge eyelashes, loads of make-up, big blonde hair (extensions or a wig, not sure which). It was only a half hour quickie, but she was great fun - friendly, accommodating, gave a good lapdance to get things moving, followed by a pretty damn good service. And because she wasn't the kind of girl I'd normally see (I go for girl-next-door types generally) it was a pretty fun experience.

[a10]

I saw a girl called Roxy and her friend Aimee23 a few years ago.

Both have gone now  Aimee had some good reviews on here but Roxy was out of this world, beautiful slim with huge fake tits, very only way is essex but hotter than anyone ive seen on there!

Roxy's gone, was back for a while as "Model Sophie" or some such.
Aimee, however, is here: External Link/Members Only too right she's the TOWIE type the OP should check her out.

[Jerboa]

Roxy's gone, was back for a while as "Model Sophie" or some such.
Aimee, however, is here: External Link/Members Only too right she's the TOWIE type the OP should check her out.

Not bad, but she could do with some more photos uploaded.

[pokenn]

Does this one count External Link/Members Only

She's not my usual type, but thinking about it.

[malenko]

Roxy's gone, was back for a while as "Model Sophie" or some such.
Aimee, however, is here: External Link/Members Only too right she's the TOWIE type the OP should check her out.

I'm not sure I would see her again, very friendly and does have the look but she wasn't in Roxys league, who I wish would come back!

[tigertiger]

I love the TOWIE birds would love to do Billie

I am in TOWIE country and they dont do anything for me

Gordo he means the type of woman that has too much make up fake tan big fake tits and act like a pikey while under the impression they are classy

Now if you said Made in Chelsea and you told me that Binky was escorting I would be up that like a rat up a drainpipe

[tigertiger]

do you have a link?

I punted with a girl calling herself Senorita Sienna about a year back who pretty much fitted this description. Youngish, fake tan, huge eyelashes, loads of make-up, big blonde hair (extensions or a wig, not sure which). It was only a half hour quickie, but she was great fun - friendly, accommodating, gave a good lapdance to get things moving, followed by a pretty damn good service. And because she wasn't the kind of girl I'd normally see (I go for girl-next-door types generally) it was a pretty fun experience.

[tigertiger]

OMG! she is HOT and Perfect

Just what I am looking for only thing she lives other side of the country miles away from Manchester

Roxy's gone, was back for a while as "Model Sophie" or some such.
Aimee, however, is here: External Link/Members Only too right she's the TOWIE type the OP should check her out.

[tigertiger]

She fine just my type only thing she could be fake because she's not verfied will email to confirm

Does this one count External Link/Members Only

She's not my usual type, but thinking about it.

[a10]

OMG! she is HOT and Perfect

Just what I am looking for only thing she lives other side of the country miles away from Manchester

She does travel, worked Birmingham before. Keep an eye on her profile, you never know fella 

[rubric]

Yep... even if they look ok, as soon as they talk it's an instant boner killer

You just need to keep their mouth full at all times.

[rubric]

Serious suggestion - look for polish girls. A lot of them are into the big fake hair (often with two tones) and fake tan, and they don't come with quite the same annoying accent.

[SirFrank]

I love the TOWIE birds would love to do Billie

Is he the bloke who was on I'm a celebrity?

[tigertiger]

no its bill friears she's a female

Is he the bloke who was on I'm a celebrity?

[tigertiger]

who travels to birmingham area?

She does travel, worked Birmingham before. Keep an eye on her profile, you never know fella 

[redhat]

When a bird slaps on lots of that stuff I wonder what she hiding underneath… not for me.

[pleasure]

do you have a link?

The original profile disappeared, but I think this is her: -

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She looks like her (though I remember her looking better than the pictures) and the name matches, so I'm assuming it's the same girl. Not 100% sure though.

[tigertiger]

she looks foreign and her profile is not verified

The original profile disappeared, but I think this is her: -

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

She looks like her (though I remember her looking better than the pictures) and the name matches, so I'm assuming it's the same girl. Not 100% sure though.

[DaveMugabe]

she looks foreign and her profile is not verified

I think you just might be right!!!

(the senorita in the name might just be a tiny clue though)

[tigertiger]

i thought she was english towie type prossie she must be polish then she's not bothered to reply back to my emails so thats not a good sign

I think you just might be right!!!

(the senorita in the name might just be a tiny clue though)