Unexpected benefits of punting?

[oneeyesnake]

Started punting late in life. There are 2 things that I have to say that this helped me with.  Firstly, I am having the best sex that I have had...positions, services etc. Secondly, it has given me self confidence with walking around with no clothes and asking the SP for position/service I would like to try.

[Kenaldo]

Made me more confident with women.

Made me realise that there is so much more to sex.

Helped me greatly passing my MI5 and MI6 exams!   

[B4bcock]

Did you have to take A-Levels first??

[freeze44]

Being better at lying and constructing stories to cover my punting trips. I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing?

  just come naturally now!

[CMiller]

I wouldn't say it was bad in the first place but I'd say my personal grooming is better.

I'd also say my confidence in the bedroom has improved as well.

The greatest benefit is that I no longer buy into the delusion that some people think they're worth my time playing mind games.

[Home Alone]

Gained ultra shameless confidence e.g. when asking a WG to stick her tongue up me bum.

BUT not a skill that is transferrable to the workplace

Oh, I don't know; have you never worked in an environment where arselickers get the easier jobs/unmerited promotions, Moby?

Closest I get at work is imagining what my FEMALE colleagues would look like naked, or with their stocking clad legs spread as they squat over the photocopier.

I think I imagined stuff like that before I started punting - so probably doesn’t count. More than likely drove me to punt more.

Or get you sacked if you get too turned on! 

[Jeremy]

The greatest benefit is that I no longer buy into the delusion that some people think they're worth my time playing mind games.

This is a big one for me. Most people who think they're worth the effort - aren't.

[norwichfunseeker]

This is a big one for me. Most people who think they're worth the effort - aren't.

As the saying goes - those that matter, dont mind - those that mind, dont matter.

[Noman]

Seeing the layout and design of numerous flats. I got a few ideas for how to design/decorate my own place from seeing SPs’ places. More fun than going to the Ideal Home Exhibition and less likely to be surrounded by readers of the Daily Mail too.

[OakTree]

Realising in life the only way I'm going to get varied and regular sex is to pay cash up front for it, hardly points to any benefits I can see.

[Mr_X_Ldn]

Thanks to punting I could easily be a black cab driver or a postman with my level of geographical and postcode knowledge of London.

[kingmg]

Not wasting money on shit dates just getting down to business

[Comicman]

Not wasting money on shit dates just getting down to business
 

[willie loman]

Not wasting money on shit dates just getting down to business

men see dates as a prelude to a sexual encounter, women seem to think its some sort of job interview.

[Vice Admiral]

Not wasting money on shit dates just getting down to business

Surely that's pretty well the least unexpected benefit of punting? 

[CMiller]

Not wasting money on shit dates just getting down to business

I'm not sure it's unexpected because I know I'm going to get my leg over.

[Subboy1980]

I'm not sure it's unexpected because I know I'm going to get my leg over.

 

[Straightsix]

I'm not sure it's unexpected because I know I'm going to get my leg over.

....airxactly!

[YorkshireHorny1279]

Being able to quickly operate a wide variety of shower systems.

[JPin]

Found that I'm more attracted to civvie women I wouldn't have considered in the past - mostly other ethnicities besides my usual preferences, because I've experimented a bit with punting.

All round, I'm a bit more accepting of my "perving" or preoccupation with/appreciation of the female form, whereas before I was a bit ashamed to be honest.

[Straightsix]

All round, I'm a bit more accepting of my "perving" or preoccupation with/appreciation of the female form, whereas before I was a bit ashamed to be honest.

As if we don't already suffer demonisation from women! Embrace your sexual desire. If she's got the camel toe showing make sure you squeeze your cock while you stare.

[tergil]

Being able to quickly operate a wide variety of shower systems.

 

[CMiller]

Being able to quickly operate a wide variety of shower systems.

Holy shit! That's actually true! 

[threechilliman]

Being able to quickly operate a wide variety of shower systems.

If staying at a hotel with the wife always remember to look confused when it comes to the shower......

[norwichfunseeker]

If staying at a hotel with the wife always remember to look confused when it comes to the shower......

And remember not to leave a pile of cash on the table on the way in.....

[Thephoenix]

Being able to quickly operate a wide variety of shower systems.

Still not mastered it after 30 years.



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[CMiller]

And remember not to leave a pile of cash on the table on the way in.....

 

[MrMatrix]

Sexually done things I never thought I'd get the chance to do.
Made some good friends on UKP.
Feel a lot better about myself.
Shagged a lot of gorgeous girls who normally I wouldnt of had a chance with. That makes me feel G O O D.

[MysteryManNo.7]

*Had a number of threesomes which is not something I thought I would ever do

*No longer put women on a pedestal as if they are some mysterious, incredible beings, they're just human like everyone else and not worth the bullshit of pursuing

*Feel much more confident in myself

*Ended up getting a relationship out of this but broke it off. Was still a nice experience and boosted my confidence further

*Feel better about my penis size; I know a lot of them will say you're big just because you're essentially paying them to be nice but I'd be lying if I said having more than a few WGs be unable to handle it did make me feel much happier about my size

*Figuring out correct condom sizes; I now realise I needed larger condoms as regular ones are way too tight/prone to breaking. Has made sex way more comfortable and safer for me and my partners

*Made me understand fucking someone casually and having sex with a woman who I care about and cares for me is a completely different feeling. The two just do not compare. Even if sex with a committed partner isn't as varied or fun as sex with a more attractive WG, the intensity of sleeping with a woman I have feelings for is incredible.

*Not having to put up with women's various BS and 'shit tests'. Punting frees me up to get my natural physical urges met and then focus on building up myself, my career and hobbies.

I'm sure there are many more but overall, despite costing me thousands over the years, punting has been a fantastic discovery. 

[sunnyj]

I used to be a leech in many online forums and never contributed anything. This is the first forum where I started contributing and it helped me to do the same in other forums. 

One very important thing that I learnt from UKP is to keep forum username different from other forum or social media accounts.

[tynetunnel]

No longer put women on a pedestal as if they are some mysterious, incredible beings, they're just human like everyone else

You plainly have never met my wife! Barely human at all and very mysterious 

[Greenchilli]

- more relaxed on dates, because I know if I don't get laid there's always the opportunity to punt afterwards

Civvies can detect desperation for sex and this is mostly off-putting for them. Also if punting combined with something like SA can change your real 'game' with ladies to new levels.

[sparkus]

Civvies can detect desperation for sex and this is mostly off-putting for them. Also if punting combined with something like SA can change your real 'game' with ladies to new levels.

I believe this was a gag in There's Something About Mary?

Massively awkward if you do end up getting head and your dick's been inside a WG hours before...

[Jindybandy]

Coming to the realisation that a woman's looks does not equate to how well she would perform in bed. That's not to say this is always true, but have punted some absolute stunners - real 10 out of 10's who have been absolute crap shags. Almost like they feel we are being blessed just to be near them so they don't need to make the effort. But then have punted more 'nice/average' looking girls who are still attractive but you wouldn't class as 'glamorous' but who have completely rocked my world and left me utterly spent and satisfied.

[MrMatrix]

Coming to the realisation that a woman's looks does not equate to how well she would perform in bed. That's not to say this is always true, but have punted some absolute stunners - real 10 out of 10's who have been absolute crap shags. Almost like they feel we are being blessed just to be near them so they don't need to make the effort. But then have punted more 'nice/average' looking girls who are still attractive but you wouldn't class as 'glamorous' but who have completely rocked my world and left me utterly spent and satisfied.

You are so right.
Like I always say performance over looks any day.

[Thephoenix]

Coming to the realisation that a woman's looks does not equate to how well she would perform in bed. That's not to say this is always true, but have punted some absolute stunners - real 10 out of 10's who have been absolute crap shags. Almost like they feel we are being blessed just to be near them so they don't need to make the effort. But then have punted more 'nice/average' looking girls who are still attractive but you wouldn't class as 'glamorous' but who have completely rocked my world and left me utterly spent and satisfied.

Same in civvy life too.
I always had something for slightly protruding teeth or big noses. :unknown

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[rocket88]

Same in civvy life too.
I always had something for slightly protruding teeth or big noses. :unknown

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Each to their own Phoenix but I wouldn't fancy having those gnashers near my bellend!

[Stiltskin]

Thanks to punting I could easily be a black cab driver or a postman with my level of geographical and postcode knowledge of London.

Same here, after working and punting in London for several years I had far more knowledge than I could account for. I have to play it down a bit sometimes when guiding friends around town. Without punting I'd probably only know the area around the office and the train station.

[simon07]

Confidence in talking with pretty women in general. With the punts i have had with some amazing women - my self worth is sky high.

I look after grooming and ignore the fact my hair is thinning. 10 years ago, i made some headway with a hair transplant for the top of head and cannot be bothered to do it again. Too painful and too expensive.

[GenCH]

Being able to spot a chubster through photos even if they try to hide it

[standardpostage]

Being able to spot a chubster through photos even if they try to hide it

[The0neAnd0nly]

Being able to spot a chubster through photos even if they try to hide it

 

Its that top down shot from above their head the fatties like to take whilst making sure their chin(s) are pointing down so you cant tell how big they are.

I actually like a big unit but would prefer a front honest shot so I can determine size. If they are hiding their body or neck I'm more likely to be put off to be honest!

[JPin]

Being able to spot a chubster through photos even if they try to hide it

Oh my gosh, this 100 times over! Never before have I been so astute when it comes to those clever/flattering angles and obscured shots.

[norwichfunseeker]

Oh my gosh, this 100 times over! Never before have I been so astute when it comes to those clever/flattering angles and obscured shots.

Reference this thread.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=324906.msg3384429#msg3384429

Quite an extreme length to go to cover up her size, when the other pic doesnt. Either that or she has carpeted the walls! 

[JPin]

Reference this thread.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=324906.msg3384429#msg3384429

Quite an extreme length to go to cover up her size, when the other pic doesnt. Either that or she has carpeted the walls!

It could have been a genius move! But alas...