A Nightmare!

[Tallboy2]

Just remembered a nightmare I had last night.
Cueball started kissing me!
I know what he looks like now
Skinny, glasses with metal rims, beard and tash with very soft lips.
Sorta liked it in a way.
Didn't pay me any money though. 
Strange!

[mediumjoe]

 Have you been on the magic mushrooms again Tallboy?
 Sounds  terrifying !          I have always pictured him to be a little bit portly and clean shaven , yours sounds a bit like Jerremy Corbin!  And that's even more terrifying .  Joe

[cueball]

I had a nightmare too... reading tb's op.... he'll want to bb me next 

Fwiw... they're metal look frames... they're actually plastic 

[vw]

I had a nightmare too... reading tb's op.... he'll want to bb me next 

Fwiw... they're metal look frames... they're actually plastic 

Expect he would like to kiss you while your shitting before work ?   

[cueball]

Expect he would like to kiss you while your shitting before work ?   

In hadn't realised... is he a poo man?..... not my thing that but if he wants to buy a butty box full then we can use paypal and royal male 

[vw]

In hadn't realised... is he a poo man?..... not my thing that but if he wants to buy a butty box full then we can use paypal and royal male 

Think he just like kissing people when they feel vulnerable when shitting rather than the black pudding its self.   

[cueball]

Think he just like kissing people when they feel vulnerable when shitting rather than the black pudding its self.   

Aaah... he wants a vulnerable pooper.... he'd have been a brave man to join me in the bathroom this morning... it were toxic 

Send me the butty box tb.... You can pretend it's a bowl of chili as you tuck in with gusto 

[vw]

Aaah... he wants a vulnerable pooper.... he'd have been a brave man to join me in the bathroom this morning... it were toxic 

Send me the butty box tb.... You can pretend it's a bowl of chili as you tuck in with gusto 

Maybe mix it with some TCM sauce before you curl it into the butty box.   

[cueball]

Maybe mix it with some TCM sauce before you curl it into the butty box.   

Good idea, it'll put hairs on his chest and make him stand out in a crowd  just what the doctor ordered....



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[Tallboy2]

Ha ha
Let's leave TCM outhe of this - he is too kinky for me.
How did a kiss turn into me eating poo anyway?

I had lots of coffee before bed last night and used matches to proper my eyelids open. I just couldn't go through it again. No offence CB sure you're a lovely guy, I just like my men with a bit more meat on their bones - a BBM 

[cueball]

I just like my men

I've noticed quite a bit of gay way on the yorkshire boards lately, you want to kiss fat men, fishy wants bumming etc etc..... is this the new Yorkshire mantra? 

Every cloud has a silver lining though.... more lasses for us straight lads 

Fear not fairies.... the lancashire lads still know how to podge those unsatisfied yorkshire strumpets 

[Tallboy2]

I've noticed quite a bit of gay way on the yorkshire boards lately, you want to kiss fat men, fishy wants bumming etc etc..... is this the new Yorkshire mantra? 

Every cloud has a silver lining though.... more lasses for us straight lads 

Fear not fairies.... the lancashire lads still know how to podge those unsatisfied yorkshire strumpets 

TCM?

Just shut up and kiss me CB

[cueball]

Just shut up and kiss me CB

You wouldn't like it anyway.... You only like fatties 

Besides.... I don't go for tall birds.... I'll bet you look a (f)right site in your frock 

[mrfishyfoo]

......fishy wants bumming.....

Nowt wrong with a good bumming MrCB. 

It's even better when the one that's doing the bumming is a FAF blonde that's got my cock in her gob.