Melissa Devine

[Boob_lover98]

Seen Melissa Devine the other day.  I'd had a seriously shit and somewhat dodgy punt the previous week at the flats opposite Albert park in boro so was looking for some relief and to restore my faith in punting after what had been a real purple patch.

So Melissa...

After reading good reviews here and on AW and thinking her photos were ok I decided to go for it.  Safe bet I thought. Wrong. Very, very wrong.

Contact
Sounded miserable, a little bit rude and thick as fuck

House
End of row on 70s council estate. On a main road.

Inside it was a tip.  Upstairs the bedroom was a tip. It was freezing and it smelled. I knew I was fucked. I had been seriously considering an hour as opposed to half and I even wavered when handing over whether to go for an hour. Thank fuck I never. Pretty sure someone else was in the house.

Appearance
I was after a real chav slut look which I guess she kind of has. Not facially pretty. A little bit narrow for my tastes. Nice smooth skin, freckle shoulders suggests she is a ginger naturally. Loads of crap tattoos, overly firm fake tits. Outfit was pretty scruffy.  She either had a cold or had been doing coke. I think it was a cold.

Attitude
Shit. No chat at all.

Service
Rushed. OWO consisted of rough wanking. I had to prompt twice for her to live and suck. I was scrupulously clean, just showered. Rubber on after maybe three minutes of this tops.

Moved on to sex in a couple of positions. Went for doggy as I wanted to get out of there. Really struggled to cum. Once I had, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Conclusion
No way would I repeat. Not one redeeming feature of this punt.

Not sure where all these positive reviews are coming from.  Over that side of town Sammie is far far superior. Just that Sammie is pretty tall in her boots and is mid to late 30s so doesn't really tick petit chav slut box that I fancied in that day.

I think even if Melissa's service had been top notch  her appearance and house would've meant a no return from me.

A harsh review but I paid my money and I got a shit service. Ignore at your peril.

[bronson24]

hmm thats a bit of a worry. i planned to see her tonight but had to cancel.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[sesalovdarlo]

Seen Melissa Devine the other day.  I'd had a seriously shit and somewhat dodgy punt the previous week at the flats opposite Albert park in boro so was looking for some relief and to restore my faith in punting after what had been a real purple patch.

So Melissa...

After reading good reviews here and on AW and thinking her photos were ok I decided to go for it.  Safe bet I thought. Wrong. Very, very wrong.

Contact
Sounded miserable, a little bit rude and thick as fuck

House
End of row on 70s council estate. On a main road.

Inside it was a tip.  Upstairs the bedroom was a tip. It was freezing and it smelled. I knew I was fucked. I had been seriously considering an hour as opposed to half and I even wavered when handing over whether to go for an hour. Thank fuck I never. Pretty sure someone else was in the house.

Appearance
I was after a real chav slut look which I guess she kind of has. Not facially pretty. A little bit narrow for my tastes. Nice smooth skin, freckle shoulders suggests she is a ginger naturally. Loads of crap tattoos, overly firm fake tits. Outfit was pretty scruffy.  She either had a cold or had been doing coke. I think it was a cold.

Attitude
Shit. No chat at all.

Service
Rushed. OWO consisted of rough wanking. I had to prompt twice for her to live and suck. I was scrupulously clean, just showered. Rubber on after maybe three minutes of this tops.

Moved on to sex in a couple of positions. Went for doggy as I wanted to get out of there. Really struggled to cum. Once I had, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Conclusion
No way would I repeat. Not one redeeming feature of this punt.

Not sure where all these positive reviews are coming from.  Over that side of town Sammie is far far superior. Just that Sammie is pretty tall in her boots and is mid to late 30s so doesn't really tick petit chav slut box that I fancied in that day.

I think even if Melissa's service had been top notch  her appearance and house would've meant a no return from me.

A harsh review but I paid my money and I got a shit service. Ignore at your peril.

Yea I spoke to her on the phone and I thought no one was home upstairs to decided against her. Her pics are all selfies at flattering angles so kinda expected her to be a disappointment.

[1andhalfhands]

Seen Melissa Devine the other day.  I'd had a seriously shit and somewhat dodgy punt the previous week at the flats opposite Albert park in boro so was looking for some relief and to restore my faith in punting after what had been a real purple patch.

So Melissa...

After reading good reviews here and on AW and thinking her photos were ok I decided to go for it.  Safe bet I thought. Wrong. Very, very wrong.

Contact
Sounded miserable, a little bit rude and thick as fuck

House
End of row on 70s council estate. On a main road.

Inside it was a tip.  Upstairs the bedroom was a tip. It was freezing and it smelled. I knew I was fucked. I had been seriously considering an hour as opposed to half and I even wavered when handing over whether to go for an hour. Thank fuck I never. Pretty sure someone else was in the house.

Appearance
I was after a real chav slut look which I guess she kind of has. Not facially pretty. A little bit narrow for my tastes. Nice smooth skin, freckle shoulders suggests she is a ginger naturally. Loads of crap tattoos, overly firm fake tits. Outfit was pretty scruffy.  She either had a cold or had been doing coke. I think it was a cold.

Attitude
Shit. No chat at all.

Service
Rushed. OWO consisted of rough wanking. I had to prompt twice for her to live and suck. I was scrupulously clean, just showered. Rubber on after maybe three minutes of this tops.

Moved on to sex in a couple of positions. Went for doggy as I wanted to get out of there. Really struggled to cum. Once I had, I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Conclusion
No way would I repeat. Not one redeeming feature of this punt.

Not sure where all these positive reviews are coming from.  Over that side of town Sammie is far far superior. Just that Sammie is pretty tall in her boots and is mid to late 30s so doesn't really tick petit chav slut box that I fancied in that day.

I think even if Melissa's service had been top notch  her appearance and house would've meant a no return from me.

A harsh review but I paid my money and I got a shit service. Ignore at your peril.

so why didnt you review the albert park one first ?

[Keira Lea]

My house is never a mess! Neither is my work room which consists of a bed and a set of drawers how could they're be a mess?

Tbh looks like your bigging up sammie who lives around the corner ..

Each too there own tho I suppose sorry I disappointed!

[Keira Lea]

And never in my whole entire life have I been called.. Thick, scruffy or ugly!

My hairs naturally dark brown also.. Not ginger and I don't do drugs either.. So defiantly wasn't coke.

Also can I ask if your punt last week was so terrible why you haven't reviewed this escort?

Seems a bit weird I'm your first review, you've had a bad punt before and not told the site.. my profile gets removed as it was reported as a fake account when I clearly had face photos on ..  and I get a typed letter printed off and posted through my door 4 days ago warning me too stop working and they don't want a brothel in the area and they'll take action  .. I'm independent, see 2 men a day at the most .. Defiantly not a brothel and the weirdest thing on the letter was my adultwork name ... Fair enough to think I'm a escort but too actually know my working name I thought was a bit weird

[1andhalfhands]

wow someone has clearly go it in for you melissa, You have a nice clean home, and always look fantastic hair done makeup sexy oufit, and gave me a top service, I even said wow you can tell you like your job when given me the best bj lol

but lets chase a good thing away heyyyy guys , and make room for more drugies and romanians to take your cash

[sesalovdarlo]

wow someone has clearly go it in for you melissa, You have a nice clean home, and always look fantastic hair done makeup sexy oufit, and gave me a top service, I even said wow you can tell you like your job when given me the best bj lol

but lets chase a good thing away heyyyy guys , and make room for more drugies and romanians to take your cash

Not seen her my self so can't comment on her looks or service. I didn't quite like the way she came across on phone that's why I passed on her.

Agreed about the skanky romanians, I'd rather a local girl people are happy with keep there profile on awork rather than the skanky bait and switch Romanian scumbags which are close to hundreds of not thousands on awork. I remember in my early twenties first dabbling on awork and fake profiles / bait and switch weren't common but now there are more fake profiles than genuine ones.

It does sound like he is bigging Sammie up a little however he is a legit punter. Sammie I have seen and do not rate her at all, average bj and not a looker by any means.

[maxxblue]

I was trying to arrange a booking and her number wasn't on her profile at the time, so I tried emailing her.

The ignorant woman didn't respond, so I've blacklisted her - there's no excuse for ignorance. 

[Keira Lea]

I was trying to arrange a booking and her number wasn't on her profile at the time, so I tried emailing her.

The ignorant woman didn't respond, so I've blacklisted her - there's no excuse for ignorance. 

If my mobile number wasn't showing, I wasn't available at the time .. I don't get chance to reply too emails as often as I'd like too either .. And if I haven't been on my emails for a few days I tend too email back to the emails sent the same day and email the others once I get chance too

[themademan2]

If my mobile number wasn't showing, I wasn't available at the time .. I don't get chance to reply too emails as often as I'd like too either .. And if I haven't been on my emails for a few days I tend too email back to the emails sent the same day and email the others once I get chance too

At least u responded

[Keira Lea]

What a coincidence sammies profile has disappeared!

It'll take more than threatening texts and letters and bad reviews too bring me down.. Such a shame everyone's in the same game why would you wanna ruin someone else's chances is beyond me.

[Boob_lover98]

No connection with Sammie whatsoever.  I was hardly glowing in my opinion of her

I'll review as I see fit.  I have reasons admin are aware of why I didn't review the other punt in full.

I know my review of you wasn't exactly polite (it could've been worse believe me) but IMO you gave a really bad service so I owe you no courtesy.  If you don't like this type of review then raise your game dramatically.

I don't do Internet vendettas so I won't debate with you any further.

[maxxblue]

I was trying to arrange a booking and her number wasn't on her profile at the time, so I tried emailing her.

The ignorant woman didn't respond, so I've blacklisted her - there's no excuse for ignorance. 

If my mobile number wasn't showing, I wasn't available at the time .. I don't get chance to reply too emails as often as I'd like too either .. And if I haven't been on my emails for a few days I tend too email back to the emails sent the same day and email the others once I get chance too

Just to let everyone know that Keira Lea (aka Melissa Devine) sent me a PM with a sincere apology and explanation for why she hadn't responded to my email. 

[sesalovdarlo]

What a coincidence sammies profile has disappeared!

It'll take more than threatening texts and letters and bad reviews too bring me down.. Such a shame everyone's in the same game why would you wanna ruin someone else's chances is beyond me.

I bet that it probably is sammie that left the note. end of the day good looking competition within 100 meters from you is not good for business regardless what business it is.

[Highlander]

Interesting review...OP sounds very hard to please. When I saw her it was a pretty good booking. Probably wouldn't go back as she's too quick to put the condom on just when I was enjoying a spot of OWO. Venue was fine, clean and tidy and didn't smell when I visited.

Baffling why OP decided to see her after the initial contact in which she was  "miserable, a little bit rude and thick as fuck"!

[Mansell]

end of the day good looking competition within 100 meters from you is not good for business regardless what business it is.

I'm never sure about that, the more restaurants in the same street busier it gets, same with a lot of shops. Seems good for business, would have thought same would apply.

[Keira Lea]

I always put 100 % in with my bookings, my house is always clean and tidy and I'm always freshly showered .. Anyone who has seen me before knows this! And I'm certainly not scruffy or thick either ! And I'm not ugly as can be seen by my avatar on here! He's made me out like a druggy taking scruff who offers a shit service and horrible house and that certainly isn't correct!

[Keira Lea]

And lack of conversation?  anyone know has seen me will say they can't get a word in edge ways I'm polite and extremely talkative..

[sesalovdarlo]

And I'm not ugly as can be seen by my avatar on here!

Get over your self

[Keira Lea]

Get over your self

I don't think I'm something I'm not I'm proving that I'm not some ugly coke taking druggie that works too pay a habit cos that's certainly not the person I am .. I don't drink I don't smoke and my house is always clean and tidy and certainly doesn't smell as I have plenty of air freshners and smelly candles around the house. And I'm not a smoker that wouldn't be possibility .

[baresi]

she's certainly not thick ? a quick google image of her avatar  gives her full name which is easy to find on her un private  facebook .no she's certainly not thick.

[Yohan Kebab 2]

A review so fr away from my own experiences i canr help but think its bullshit. Take the point on her own discretion. Although i find it refreshing she is happy to show her face. She is not fucking ugly either 

[sesalovdarlo]

I don't think I'm something I'm not I'm proving that I'm not some ugly coke taking druggie that works too pay a habit cos that's certainly not the person I am .. I don't drink I don't smoke and my house is always clean and tidy and certainly doesn't smell as I have plenty of air freshners and smelly candles around the house. And I'm not a smoker that wouldn't be possibility .

btw that was just a joke

[sesalovdarlo]

she's certainly not thick ? a quick google image of her avatar  gives her full name which is easy to find on her un private  facebook .no she's certainly not thick.

Yea I reversed imaged her adult-work profile pics and it lead to her facebook account. Turns out she is friends with bustybrook123, or amberbrooke what ever she goes by now. This is the reason I avoided her.

Told you no-one is home upstairs

[Keira Lea]

Yeah I have had too use my Facebook photos as all my photos were deleted when they shut my profile down....

 obviously I won't be using these pics as of Monday when my passport arrive .. Nothing else I could of done, I'd of been in worse shoes using fake photos at least I stayed genuine x

[forest10]

does my head in when wg join this forum and comment on every post about them! isn't it supposed to be for us punters?

[sesalovdarlo]

does my head in when wg join this forum and comment on every post about them! isn't it supposed to be for us punters?

Yea the thing is they don't realise it isn't doing them self any favours. All the best escorts out there don't and have never done it, i.e tori taylor, keeva etc. It puts me off when prozzys comment.

do they just constantly loiter on the forum until they are mentioned?

[Yohan Kebab 2]

Is one of them not banned from here?   

[1andhalfhands]

Yea the thing is they don't realise it isn't doing them self any favours. All the best escorts out there don't and have never done it, i.e tori taylor, keeva etc. It puts me off when prozzys comment.

do they just constantly loiter on the forum until they are mentioned?

for me this review is 100% the opposite of my experience with melissa

and as for tt and keeva there not really the best its just all the reviews on here no 1 has a bad thing to say, and every man in the northeast is fucking them, fair play, but theres plenty of gems out there

also lily.d we all seen her melt down on here when she retired she basically said what she really thinks about the ukp and punter, when every1 thought she was best thing since slice bread

[sesalovdarlo]

for me this review is 100% the opposite of my experience with melissa

and as for tt and keeva there not really the best its just all the reviews on here no 1 has a bad thing to say, and every man in the northeast is fucking them, fair play, but theres plenty of gems out there

also lily.d we all seen her melt down on here when she retired she basically said what she really thinks about the ukp and punter, when every1 thought she was best thing since slice bread

That is a fair point about lillyd. Completely tarnished her escort reputation. MelissaD needs to bit her tongue and not comment on every fucking post about her. people will have opinions good and bad. No need to take it personally

[greychap]

It seems so many girls seem to have trouble with working and always someone trying to stop them from working. Personally wether its someone they know or a local rival trying to get them to move on or quit why make it easy and have your face plastered everywhere if you keep getting outed especially as there facebook is always at the bottom of the trouble.

Common sense would be to either get rid of facebook or start covering your face a little so not everybody knows who you are and if want send a face pic when a punter books and he has feedback or something or on here

Sometimes its more indiscreet the girls face on show so easy for neighbours to know she is 100% on the game and can make it more open to punters visiting with neighbours watching or noting bloody cars etc.

[Sammieboronew]

I bet that it probably is sammie that left the note. end of the day good looking competition within 100 meters from you is not good for business regardless what business it is.

Lets get things right here.

1. Im not interested in who works where
2. Dont know where she lives and dont want
3.on the 3rd my profile got reported, never had a problem with it in 3yrs with 135 feedback. it got removed Thursday
4. it cost me £150 for a new passport to get it back on and get verified so something is going on and why mine and Mellisa profile got removed
6. I COULDN'T CARE IF I HAD A WORKING GIRL WITHIN 100 METERS OF ME, WHEN THERE USED TO BE ONE IN THE SAME STREET AS ME!
7. Mellisa JUST TO CLARIFY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, DONT KNOW YOU, AND IM NOT INTRESTED IN KIDS GAMES SO IT WAS NOT ME WHO POSTED A NOTE
8. IVE BEEN AROUND FOR 3YRS AND NOTHING STRANGE HAS EVER HAPPENED, THEN SUDDENLY MY PROFILE GETS TAKEN DOWN. ME AND HER WILL HAVE DIFFERENT CLIENT BASES AS SHES A LOT YOUNGER AND A TOTAL DIFFERENT LOOK TO ME!

Sammie   

 

[Sammieboronew]

External Link/Members Only proof my account was taken down

[greychap]

Lets get things right here.

1. Im not interested in who works where
2. Dont know where she lives and dont want
3.on the 3rd my profile got reported, never had a problem with it in 3yrs with 135 feedback. it got removed Thursday
4. it cost me £150 for a new passport to get it back on and get verified so something is going on and why mine and Mellisa profile got removed
6. I COULDN'T CARE IF I HAD A WORKING GIRL WITHIN 100 METERS OF ME, WHEN THERE USED TO BE ONE IN THE SAME STREET AS ME!
7. Mellisa JUST TO CLARIFY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, DONT KNOW YOU, AND IM NOT INTRESTED IN KIDS GAMES SO IT WAS NOT ME WHO POSTED A NOTE
8. IVE BEEN AROUND FOR 3YRS AND NOTHING STRANGE HAS EVER HAPPENED, THEN SUDDENLY MY PROFILE GETS TAKEN DOWN. ME AND HER WILL HAVE DIFFERENT CLIENT BASES AS SHES A LOT YOUNGER AND A TOTAL DIFFERENT LOOK TO ME!

Sammie

Thanks for putting your side across, there seems to be too much reporting going on not just with you two but lots of indies around the areas, I wonder if these things are connected. It seems like there is vendettas going on and its pathetic whoever person/persons is behind these.

[Sammieboronew]

Totally agree

[Keira Lea]

I hardly work here that's the thing work 3-4 days a week, see 2 clients a day max.. Lived here 3 months no one knows who I am as not from the area.

It was actually a client who said too me it'll be you Sammy and few others .. I know where you live as clients tell me even knew the door number! And I told the client he had no right giving other girls personal details too me.

It's a joke I'm stopping escorting at the end of December and going to be a webcammer and phone chat only!

Really isn't worth the chew not when I have my son to think of safety comes before money! Just a shame tbh cos it wasn't just the money for me! But hey can't be helped, jealous people out there! X

[greychap]

I hardly work here that's the thing work 3-4 days a week, see 2 clients a day max.. Lived here 3 months no one knows who I am as not from the area.

It was actually a client who said too me it'll be you Sammy and few others .. I know where you live as clients tell me even knew the door number! And I told the client he had no right giving other girls personal details too me.

It's a joke I'm stopping escorting at the end of December and going to be a webcammer and phone chat only!

Really isn't worth the chew not when I have my son to think of safety comes before money! Just a shame tbh cos it wasn't just the money for me! But hey can't be helped, jealous people out there! X

Yes its fucked up but if someone got it in with you they could still do this kind of thing with web camming maybe change your photos to look different or not show all of face?

[sesalovdarlo]

I hardly work here that's the thing work 3-4 days a week, see 2 clients a day max.. Lived here 3 months no one knows who I am as not from the area.

It was actually a client who said too me it'll be you Sammy and few others .. I know where you live as clients tell me even knew the door number! And I told the client he had no right giving other girls personal details too me.

It's a joke I'm stopping escorting at the end of December and going to be a webcammer and phone chat only!

Really isn't worth the chew not when I have my son to think of safety comes before money! Just a shame tbh cos it wasn't just the money for me! But hey can't be helped, jealous people out there! X

Please don't tell me you escort from your own house!?

[greychap]

Please don't tell me you escort from your own house!?
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Sadly a lot do escort from there own home  but very much doubt it that her son will be around I should imagine will be with a baby sitter.

[Keira Lea]

Yes I work from home.

I don't work every second of every day, I work between 2-4 days a week and see maximum of 2 men so it isn't worth my while renting another place and I'm independent and work alone so don't have other girls too share the rent price with me..

I would never work around kids either hence the reason I only work a limited amount of days x

[Looking4fun]

Visiting a lady at her home makes the lady feel more relaxed, safe & in control,if she only sees a couple of punters a day it won't raise too much suspicion with the neighbours either,
Just what a lady told me once

[greychap]

Visiting a lady at her home makes the lady feel more relaxed, safe & in control,if she only sees a couple of punters a day it won't raise too much suspicion with the neighbours either,
Just what a lady told me once

It can make them feel more relaxed as they know there own home, but I would not think the word safe springs to mind because after all they are allowing total strangers in there home and have no idea what kind of person they are and its not like if things went wrong they can just leave where as there incall work place they can leave and find another or switch off when they come home, they actually live there and she has her son living in same property.

The girl has already said she has someone causing her trouble. I know of some girls not around the north but south that deeply regretted ever doing incalls at there own home. Is made easier now girls can just book hotels for and what makes it good a lot have free cancellation even on the same day so if you don't get enough bookings in advance you could cancel.

[sesalovdarlo]

Using personal pics on awork profile that she also has on her Facebook profile. Escorting from her own home where her son lives.

This girl is not the brightest girl out there.

[Highlander]

Yea the thing is they don't realise it isn't doing them self any favours. All the best escorts out there don't and have never done it, i.e tori taylor, keeva etc. It puts me off when prozzys comment.

do they just constantly loiter on the forum until they are mentioned?

Not knocking her cos she's awesome but I think you'll find Tori Taylor was very vocal on here in one of her previous identities before she got banned!

[Dimond dave]

So to cut all the red tape ,,   Can any one confirm she isn't a EU girl that's flooding the boro scean and is she ok to visit

[maxxblue]

She's definitely English - I'm going to post a review when I get chance.

[Pally]

Will it be positive, negative or neutral?

[Highlander]

I did a review a while back...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=74038.0

[1andhalfhands]

So to cut all the red tape ,,   Can any one confirm she isn't a EU girl that's flooding the boro scean and is she ok to visit

definitely 100% boro born and bread dave