Fuck knows when they'll reopen. Those Westminster wankers won't be in any rush, that's for sure.
Still, at least we can go to the pub, which will be as much fun as watching football behind closed doors. Not that we can watch at the pub. Got to keep the noise down, you see.
Apparently you'll have to register several days in advance in the hope of being allocated a time slot. I'm not sure if you'll be allowed to choose what to drink, or if Big Brother will determine that, too.
Perhaps, before being served by an attractive waitress in a haz-mat suit, customers will take the knee in a gesture of grateful obeisance to our political masters.
Well they can stick it up their arse and fuck off as far as I'm concerned. Until there are howling mobs descending on Westminster in an orgy of vandalism and violence - the only language those complacent cunts seem to understand - those incompetent wankers will continue twatting about while we are forced into this crap existence. 'Independence Day' my arse. The fucking East Germans had more freedom than this under the jackboot of the Stasi. Fuck them. Fuck the lot of them.