The most annoying that wgs do during a punt

[nightrider.1234]

What things do wgs's do to annoy or irritate you during a punt? Mine are when they tickle your chest when you are porking them in missionary style which irritates me rather then arousing me, and when they dont kiss you properly or turn their head away even if you have fresh clean breath and clean teeth and soft non crusty lips and during foreplay when you pull them on top of you and they dont move as you pull them and it feels like you're pulling dead weight.     

[Heph]

* Annoying:        checking their phone

* or worse:         answering a call

* or worse still:   making a call...

* worst:             ...to the speaking clock

[Bangers and Gash]

Asking too many questions. Such as:

What's your name?
Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
How much do you earn?
Are you married?
Are you a homeowner or renting?
How many women/pro$$ies have you fucked?
What car do you drive?
Who else on AW have you fucked?

... to name a few. 

[Littlefoot]

Texting when they're supposed to be giving me their full attention.

Fanny farting whilst I'm shagging them.

Asking me, (after punt whilst I'm dressing) "what you doing now?" Sick to death of hearing that  probably because I'm not usually doing much. 

[S.X. MacHine]

Saw a Latvian once who ticked ALL the annoying boxes-

Met me in scruffy jeans, zero effort,
Moaned that she was tired 'cos she'd done a late shift in a pub,
Flat stank of smoke and was a dump. Cleaned my feet on the way OUT,
Oral with,
Turned head 180 degrees rather than kiss; no, I didn't think it was possible either,
Jabbered on the phone to her Latvian boyfriend who was in jail. Jabbered to every other one of her pals.

Fuck.

[Heph]

Saw a Latvian once who ticked ALL the annoying boxes-

Met me in scruffy jeans, zero effort,
Moaned that she was tired 'cos she'd done a late shift in a pub,
Flat stank of smoke and was a dump. Cleaned my feet on the way OUT,
Oral with,
Turned head 180 degrees rather than kiss; no, I didn't think it was possible either,
Jabbered on the phone to her Latvian boyfriend who was in jail. Jabbered to every other one of her pals.

Fuck.

You're fired!

[hw189]

Running off to the sink to empty their mouths full of your cum. Even worse, not collecting every drop.

[nightrider.1234]

Asking too many questions. Such as:

What's your name?
Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
How much do you earn?
Are you married?
Are you a homeowner or renting?
How many women/pro$$ies have you fucked?
What car do you drive?
Who else on AW have you fucked?

... to name a few. 

You must be joking....With them kind of questions she sounds like them cold callers who ask you if you had an accident recently..... Dont delay punt today 

[Dipper]

Rough treatment of cock.

Porn style fake noises.

[Heph]

Porn style fake noises.

+1

[Spiceoflife]

* Annoying:        checking their phone

* or worse:         answering a call

* or worse still:   making a call...

* worst:             ...to the speaking clock

I had one Romanian girl - Hot Morena 69 I think - who usually worked in MK or toured. She was very hot and provided services as promised, owo, DFK etc. Great value too at £40 for half and £70 for the hour. She took a call whilst in doggy. To be honest it was a bit of a turn on. Just imagined a secretary bent over a desk while she's trying to work. Only time it's happened.

[Ali Katt]

Asking too many questions. Such as:

What's your name?
Where are you from?
What do you do for a living?
How much do you earn?
Are you married?
Are you a homeowner or renting?
How many women/pro$$ies have you fucked?
What car do you drive?
Who else on AW have you fucked?

... to name a few. 

Only ever had this once, but it was followed up with "...did they all tell you you have a big cock". 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Fanny farting whilst I'm shagging them.

if u want doggy then mish it happens

[Dipper]

if u want doggy then mish it happens

I love it.

As long as it doesn’t dry out too much after. 

[Bangers and Gash]

if u want doggy then mish it happens

With your dodgy bowels, you'd be better off holding them in. 

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[Ali Katt]

if u want doggy then mish it happens

I've only really had it when I dip in and out.

[nigel4498]

Take the money 

[Winterspirit]

I had one Romanian girl - Hot Morena 69 I think - who usually worked in MK or toured. She was very hot and provided services as promised, owo, DFK etc. Great value too at £40 for half and £70 for the hour. She took a call whilst in doggy. To be honest it was a bit of a turn on. Just imagined a secretary bent over a desk while she's trying to work. Only time it's happened.

have had this happen to me as well. like you i found it hot, well i did the first time. by the third time not at all

[mrdiamond77]

Looking on their phone, texting or even worse taking a call during the booking.

[Ali Katt]

* Put on fake moans, now I just really exaggerate the same as they do.
* Talk about boyfriends or husbands. I know why they do it, but FFS it's a cock stopper.
* Only sucking the tip.
* Turn head away when kissing.
* Sending snapchats to her brother when we're fucking.

One of these might be a joke.

[Mckie]

Not open their legs and then hold your cock so you can't penetrate. Almost always Romanians.

[nightrider.1234]

if u want doggy then mish it happens

Yeah it happened to me once back when I was pounding an Chinese wg, first I fucked her doggy style then when I asked her to lie on her back, I can hear fart sounds coming out of her fanny...Didn’t bother me as I felt proud enough to know, that I gave her a good pounding. 

But Becky you’re an wg, please tell me....Do you tickle a man chest during missionary sex? Cos I don’t understand why do some wg’s do it cos I don’t find it arousing plus I find it irritating, also it’s not a some place on a mans that could cause an orgasm to be more pleasurable or inteanse.

[Heph]

* Put on fake moans, now I just really exaggerate the same as they do.

This: I must try this.

[Heph]

Texting when they're supposed to be giving me their full attention.

Fanny farting whilst I'm shagging them.

Asking me, (after punt whilst I'm dressing) "what you doing now?" Sick to death of hearing that  probably because I'm not usually doing much. 

1 & 3 - we see alike
but 2: and in deference to your far greater post and review rate - a mid-sex fanny fart is not something they do to you... it's something that we to do them (that they simply return)

[Formicahunt]

Only letting me put the first 9 inches in is frustrating. Another annoyance is lacking awareness of how her under carriage smells. Give it an occasional wash dear.

[workinallweek]

have had this happen to me as well. like you i found it hot, well i did the first time. by the third time not at all

i had this happen after the sister had arranged the punt (i know i know)  she phoned her and told her exactly what i was doing ......

[megaman]

A new one I think for me is when I'm giving RO and she said she cum 30secs later

[Littlefoot]

Evade kissing me on the lips, yet some seem to think kissing my nipples erotic. 

[Dipper]

Evade kissing me on the lips, yet some seem to think kissing my nipples erotic. 

Agreed.

Infact all forms of nipple play on me. 

[Razor Boy]

"Toothing" the cock when giving a blow job 

[willie loman]

Fake moans, reaching under and tickling my balls when I am doing doggy, its ok if its done at the right moment, but otherwise its a bit offputting, going bucking broco mode, as soon as you are in, a hard on killer, and one I haven't had for a bit, ball biting.

[king tarzan]

Many many years ago i saw a Somalian prossie, paid £60 for 30 mins..
bitch took about 10 mins to come back upstairs into room, after 5 minutes she said she needs to go for a smoke and left the room, comes back several minutes later, then after a few minutes of snogging, she gets extra thick condom out, my dick goes placid trying to put it on, then she says she will get another condom, bitch takes 5 mins to come back, and still another thick one, just about get it on a semi hard dick and can't get it in, there is a knock on the door, she gets up and says time up!!

she leaves room, i get dressed, come downstairs, and with the rastaman pimp or security who ever the fuck he was, behind him she stands, and a very big verbal argument of swearing from me occurs at her, and then at him,he swears back, i swear at him, and at her, and after a few minutes of back and forth insults i  then leave..

that really pissed me off, the worst i have ver had time wasting wise..

[bigblack9ins]

I saw one EE WG who after I paid, stripped she sat next to me on the bed,
I leant over she pulled away, then she grabs my cock five tugs then barks at me to 'get it hard', then on goes the johnnie, 30sec of oral then she takes her knickers off lies down and then says 'you do it quick then go'.

[mr.bluesky]

Looking on their phone, texting or even worse taking a call during the booking.

+1
Short changing you on time. A one hour booking should last 1 hour not 45 minutes or less- unless it's that bad that you want to cut it short

[tesla]

I saw one EE WG who after I paid, stripped she sat next to me on the bed,
I leant over she pulled away, then she grabs my cock five tugs then barks at me to 'get it hard', then on goes the johnnie, 30sec of oral then she takes her knickers off lies down and then says 'you do it quick then go'.

and of course you left a review on here to warn other punters  .......

[RedKettle]

Hitching nightie up and saying “I am tired, you just do it while I lie here and go to sleep”

Oh sorry that was the wife.........

[fairfield]

Popping out mid-punt to give another punter a 10 min bj - bcs he told the brothels madam he wouldnt wait. The wg returned to ask me to be careful about her neck - the 'speed' bj had strained it.
(or does the above qualify as a MMF ?)

[Dipper]

Popping out mid-punt to give another punter a 10 min bj - bcs he told the brothels madam he wouldnt wait. The wg returned to ask me to be careful about her neck - the 'speed' bj had strained it.
(or does the above qualify as a MMF ?)

 

[PUNTY43]

In no particular order:

When she says she's a size 10 I didn't realise that she meant one fucking leg.

Photos airbrushed to within an inch of their lives so the gorgeous, porcelain skinned beauty you were expecting turns out to be a second cousin of the swamp thing.

Lying about her age. Okay, so everyone does but at least keep it realistic. Saying your 26 when your pushing 40 ain't fooling anyone.

Having a likes list longer than the river Nile and when you get there she doesn't do half the things she promised.

Or, worse still she charges extra for them so a £100 punt turns into one you need to take out a mortgage for.

Profile says GFE, Oh actually that ones true. My girlfriend often looks disinterested and begs me to get on with it so she can do something more interesting.

Asking totally fucking inane questions, what are you doing for the rest of the day being a prime example.

Wasting time talking. We're wise to it luv and know you're trying to eat up the time.

Not knowing how to give a BJ. It's your job for fucks sake so it's not like you don't get time to practise.

[Ali Katt]

A lot of what people have posted doesn't relate to what happens during a punt, but rather a profile description or a general annoyance.

[Grenadier36]

Evade kissing me on the lips, yet some seem to think kissing my nipples erotic. 

Absolutely this. The deflected kiss is awkward as fuck and then they think suckling me is erotic. It isn't. 

[Bangers and Gash]

''....can you call in and get some condoms/fags/wine or your way, I'll give you the money back...… hello... are you still there?''   

[Bogof60]

Hitching nightie up and saying “I am tired, you just do it while I lie here and go to sleep”

Oh sorry that was the wife.........

 
And don't forget to pull my nightie down when you are finished

[Horizontal pleasures]

Only letting me put the first 9 inches in is frustrating. Another annoyance is lacking awareness of how her under carriage smells. Give it an occasional wash dear.

In which review did you write this warning to your fellow punters?

[candec]

Saying "that is extra" to the really standard things like topless & sucking nipples.

[Heph]

In which review did you write this warning to your fellow punters?

In fairness: he only registered May 18, and has 6 posts

[Ali Katt]

Saying "that is extra" to the really standard things like topless & sucking nipples.

Or a lapdance or costumes or to use the toilet.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Only letting me put the first 9 inches in is frustrating.

I agree completely................Oh sorry l just read it again and l thought you said centimetres   

[Willyed]

Checking their phones and messaging 

[nightrider.1234]

I guess majority of the things mentioned in this thread are based, on the experience of punters who have visited Romanian prossies