At last I finally get a chance to write a review.
In fact I was quite excited on my way home knowing I could write my first review....Here goes.
Thought id check out
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyNow that I'm a little more experienced I'm comfortable with walking away if the label doesn't match the contents and it was close enough to take the risk on time.
Before going we exchanged several text and one thing I learned is to state exactly what I want in the sms and confirm all prices.
We agreed
A+, Rimming and Ball Sucking was all included as per her ad.
I know once they get your money they give the crap about "Im very small, your cock is too big for my arse blah blah blah" anything not to deliver.
THE ONLY POSITIVEHave to admit the pic is genuine and she has a cute little body,face is much rougher than picture...
but it all goes down hill from there.THE PUNTAs soon as I got in I the room I pulled out the and asked her if she was going to be ok with
A-Level or
ill leave now.She never gave a definitive answer and just said take your clothes of and lie on bed.....Hmmmm. I should have left then.
ACTIONHer blow job was
REALLY crap and it didn't help that she answered the phone in the middle and sent a text.
Never mind...im going to drill out her arse for that I thoughtI then asked for rimming and she said I dont do that....
WTF you replied to 3 SMS saying you do, No worries Ill just spend more time in her arse.You guessed it...
NOW SHE WONT DO ANAL Im to big for her I can only fuck pussy or
OWO instead.
I got up and said thats it im out of here and
I want my money backNow she offers
RIMMING cheeky cow but Im no longer interested I want my money and I want to go.
She offers
HALF back ...
no way Ive only been there less than 10 minutes, 5 of them she was on the phone. I DEMAND ALL MY MONEY and she replies you got a blow job Ill give you half back.I told her it was shit and you was on the phone I
WANT ALL MY MONEY BACK or Im not leaving.
THE STAND OFFWell now we have a good ole fashion Mexican stand off.She refusing to give
ALL my money back and Im refusing to leave.
I then
warn her she is not going to do any business today as Im not leaving, its a fucking rip off.
She goes to pick up her phone and I give her
another warning stating You can call your mates and have me beat up but this place will close down by the end of the week as every one of you is going to get a kicking worse than you gave me.
She thinks about it and offers me
£10 more....
NOPE I want it
ALLShe makes the call and less than 5 minutes I hear her bouncer stomping down the hallway "whats fucking going on here" he says before bursting in the room trying to look menacing.
So I stand up....
Did I say Im
6ft'2, 225lbs, 12% Body fat and train MMA 6 days a week.
He quickly decides the best thing to do is give me back
ALL money and says he wants no trouble here.
Please dont waste your time or money.
Even if she did do A+ and rimming it would have been shit.
After being fucked around so many times I wanted
ALL the money back out of PRINCIPLE