[Fake review] Escort Star in Canary Wharf- should have walked

[Crazychris]

I've been using the threads for some time to find information on girls I see, but felt compelled to write my review on Escort Star which was a complete disaster. For those who know a little about where the origin of words come from, you may not realise that the origin of the word "disaster", actually means "from the stars". In this case, this is exactly what happened.

I saw her at her place in Boardwalk Place. It took some time to get the booking and coms was very poor. I eventually got texted directions and booked for one hour of what should be high class companion. Other reports make her out of some sort of goddess, but on first meeting her she looked rather drugged up and I knew I should have walked out, but instead my small brain told me it's gonna get better.  I could have pocketed the £170 and seen Adelle or one of the other upmarket girls, but sadly I didn't. What made me stay was something really silly, I noticed she had her tongue pierced and that was something I love. As I write this, I again realise I should have walked.

At first glance she seemed OK, but I noticed her skin was rather blemished and to be honest she looked unwell. She claims to be 25, but I would say mid to late thirties. Her accent was Polish and quite difficult to understand. Whilst I was there she took a call and was speaking Polish to a friend and made some derogatory remarks about me, she had no clue I understood some Polish as my grandmother was a Pole. This got my back up, but I didn't show it.

Her place the day I was there was a mess, it looked as though she'd been partying hard and I did notice some small clues that she may be on some gear of some sort, and her pupils although bright did look dilated. Not sure what she was on, but her behaviour was just strange, she wasn't high or anything like that, but just seemed strange and weird.

So, things didn't start well and I hoped they would get better. Alas they didn't. I'm the sort of guy who likes a GFE and want some kissing, stroking and some pretend passion. I tried kissing her, but her breath was stale and didn't enjoy it and thought she could have invested some of my hard earned cash on listerine. Although she was slim, it was not a firm body and again there was a body odour issue. To keep her bad breath away from me, I decided it would be a good idea to do doggy, but again that was not good either as I kept getting wafts from somewhere. I then realised the smell was eminating from her vag, perhaps she was suffering from bacterial vaginitis, but it wasn't very nice. I normally love going down on a girl, but on this occasion I thought better not. I kept having this weird thought that Billingsgate fish market was only half a mile away, and she had mackerel on the sheets. Oh yes, the sheets. Noticed some brown stains she tried to hide. Not sure what they were, but best not think about it.

So, punt was a disaster. I should have initially walked. Can anyone recommend a fit, firm girl in the Canary Wharf area who can look after my manly desires?

Her AW profile is External Link/Members Only

[raylondoner]

I've been using the threads for some time to find information on girls I see, but felt compelled to write my review on Escort Star which was a complete disaster. For those who know a little about where the origin of words come from, you may not realise that the origin of the word "disaster", actually means "from the stars". In this case, this is exactly what happened.

I saw her at her place in Boardwalk Place. It took some time to get the booking and coms was very poor. I eventually got texted directions and booked for one hour of what should be high class companion. Other reports make her out of some sort of goddess, but on first meeting her she looked rather drugged up and I knew I should have walked out, but instead my small brain told me it's gonna get better.  I could have pocketed the £170 and seen Adelle or one of the other upmarket girls, but sadly I didn't. What made me stay was something really silly, I noticed she had her tongue pierced and that was something I love. As I write this, I again realise I should have walked.

At first glance she seemed OK, but I noticed her skin was rather blemished and to be honest she looked unwell. She claims to be 25, but I would say mid to late thirties. Her accent was Polish and quite difficult to understand. Whilst I was there she took a call and was speaking Polish to a friend and made some derogatory remarks about me, she had no clue I understood some Polish as my grandmother was a Pole. This got my back up, but I didn't show it.

Her place the day I was there was a mess, it looked as though she'd been partying hard and I did notice some small clues that she may be on some gear of some sort, and her pupils although bright did look dilated. Not sure what she was on, but her behaviour was just strange, she wasn't high or anything like that, but just seemed strange and weird.

So, things didn't start well and I hoped they would get better. Alas they didn't. I'm the sort of guy who likes a GFE and want some kissing, stroking and some pretend passion. I tried kissing her, but her breath was stale and didn't enjoy it and thought she could have invested some of my hard earned cash on listerine. Although she was slim, it was not a firm body and again there was a body odour issue. To keep her bad breath away from me, I decided it would be a good idea to do doggy, but again that was not good either as I kept getting wafts from somewhere. I then realised the smell was eminating from her vag, perhaps she was suffering from bacterial vaginitis, but it wasn't very nice. I normally love going down on a girl, but on this occasion I thought better not. I kept having this weird thought that Billingsgate fish market was only half a mile away, and she had mackerel on the sheets. Oh yes, the sheets. Noticed some brown stains she tried to hide. Not sure what they were, but best not think about it.

So, punt was a disaster. I should have initially walked. Can anyone recommend a fit, firm girl in the Canary Wharf area who can look after my manly desires?

Since you ask for a recommendation, Paris ticks all the boxes and frequently works in Canary Wharf, about 5 minutes walk from the tube station. Very pretty and lower price! Working there on Wednesday I believe.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[KPLpard]

This is utter crap and a fake review of ever I saw one.

[Belgarion]

This is utter crap and a fake review of ever I saw one.

Such a passionate reaction from a poster with no reviews and 2 comments on here.

 

[JuliusSeizure]

Such a passionate reaction from a poster with no reviews and 2 comments on here.

 

And this is the reviewers first post.....Way too much bullshit in this post already.

Sadly I bought Escort stars PG and she didn't impress me so couldn't give a fuck, I'm just gunna follow this post quietly with some popcorn in hand.

[raylondoner]

A very basic piece of research on the "white knight" reveals some interesting facts as well! 

[Hansolo69]

A very basic piece of research on the "white knight" reveals some interesting facts as well! 

How would you define "White knighting" ?

[saintsfan]

Come on Ray - you are Paris' White Knight - how many times have you seen her?

[raylondoner]

Come on Ray - you are Paris' White Knight - how many times have you seen her?

Lost count now, 200 maybe. Off topic for this thread but they don't come much better than Paris in Canary Wharf.

Also, for the record,I've not commented negatively on Star, who I've also met, just the questionable post.   

[PLeisure]

This WG is not on my list to see but this 'review' reeks of somebody running through a checklist of all the usual Negatives and dropping them in a first post 

[backofthenet]

This WG is not on my list to see but this 'review' reeks of somebody running through a checklist of all the usual Negatives and dropping them in a first post 

almost word for word what I was about to write.

[marble15]

Allot of what written is true. Only thing I would disagree with is her cleanliness, she's super clean and i've never noticed BV/Odor.

[paul_2407]

Perhaps it was a bad day in the downstairs department which let off the dreaded smell

[TheLord]

What are the odds that the review was by Paris or one of her sympathisers? Reeks of jealousy. 

[PLeisure]

OP banned - muppet 

[raylondoner]

What are the odds that the review was by Paris or one of her sympathisers? Reeks of jealousy. 

Sure, really likely, NOT as nothing to be jealous about.

Good luck with your second post ever, if you get the chance. 

[raylondoner]

What are the odds that the review was by Paris or one of her sympathisers? Reeks of jealousy. 

As an update, and for the record, I had a call from Paris last night and she was pretty upset that it's been suggested she was behind the negative review, in fact Paris believes it's a fake as well, adding that in all the time she has known Star she has never known her to smell, as was suggested in the review!

That said, although they used to be good friends, there is now some recent friction between them and, according to Paris, Star once asked her not to work in Canary Wharf since, when she did, Star was less busy. This by the way was long before the fake post appeared.

Believe what you will, I'm just passing on the message.