There used to be a bloke who wrote reviews for Cunternet. I cant remember his name now. "Wickedtongue"or something. I stopped reading his reviews, as I knew they would make me feel nauseous. "I went down gently onto her exquisitely-perfumed intimate regions, and softly savoured their enticing aroma before slowly applying my eager tongue to her perfectly-shaped clitoris, which I softly licked and aroused, sensing, as I did so the pulsations of pleasure building in her eager body, until, instinctively realising that blah blah blah".
I think he must have had aspirations to establish a new fiction genre, the "Pornographic Mills and Boon" book.
In fact, I think the problem with some of the OTT reviews quoted in this thread is that their authors are under the impression that laughably over-written reports are persuasive reviews. They aren't. They are silly reviews which try too hard. Far too hard.
