Bad experience...

[Harribbo]

Ok I need some advice about this punting malarkey because I had the worst experience of my life went I went to meet a girl who looked half decent on her profile but was a complete an utter dog with the mole the size of a baby toe on her nose...

Basically I haven't done anything like this for years (getting an escort/whatever) the last couple of weeks iv been really getting bored of my misses and I just wanted to let go. I work on the London Underground (nights) and to say the least I was feeling rather horny after work..god knows why as I work with a load of geezers but anyways I went on adultworks to no avail, it was 4am by the time I had finished my shift and basically no fucker was answering the phone. To cut a long story short eventually a girl answered told me her address etc which was some run down shit hotel on forest gate Newham. I was a bit nervous but though fuck it I'm going for it. Knocked on her room door and she answered. She looked like a pile of shit which is a compliment. Not only that there was 2 other girls on this tiny one bedroom hotel room which was about 3meters by 2. Would they of stayed while I wanted to perform? Not only that they were dogs also...I made excuses to go to the bathroom as I needed a piss anyways & thank The Lord the facilities were located outside the room. To cut a long story short I legged it out of the hotel.

When I get out the hotel, there was a car waiting outside with 4 Asian dudes. No clue if they had anything to do with the girls but they pulled me up saying I had a nice jumper and if I took drugs & if I wanted to by any to which I kindly refused. If they had anything to do with the girls I didn't look like a punter as I looked like I was going to work. So with that over and done with I got a cab home and ended having vanilla sex with my girlfriend & going to bed...

Shit experience, please give me advice on to have a better one next time....lol

[Daffodil]

Sounds like a load of old bollocks.

You going to provide a link?

[Harribbo]

Sounds like a load of old bollocks.

You going to provide a link?

Yeah one min, just got to find her...

[SirFrank]

I imagine you must have a lot of time on your hands at the moment if you work on the underground  . Seriously tho all of us have turned up to find the bird looks little or nothing like her profile. I once booked a bird who claimed to look like Jodie marsh (no face pics but smoking body) and I really fancied some skank. But When I turned up she looked more like Rodney Marsh. Needless to say I didn't fuck her.  Chalk it up to experience and move on. Do some homework on AW and check out reviews on here before you next punt

[Persie]

errr...4 am and you managed to find a bird?

[tomato sauce and waffles]

Yeah one min, just got to find her...

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[Persie]

sounds like a fantasist to me....but some kind of warped fantasy where it ends up with vanilla sex withe the missues.

At least make the fantasy fun.....like sex with a load of porn stars under the marbella sun 

[SirFrank]

sounds like a fantasist to me....but some kind of warped fantasy where it ends up with vanilla sex withe the missues.

At least make the fantasy fun.....like sex with a load of porn stars under the marbella sun 

And then Jeff beck popped his head round the door just as Stevie nicks was polishing my tool etc

[vorian]

On the off chance the OP is real. Best advice I can give is spend time reading this site. You will learn how to reduce the risk of a bad punt and the review section will help you head in the right direction.

[CBPaul]

4:43 pm yesterday and he says he'll be back in a mo. Working on the tube must be true, he's got their totally twisted sense of time that can only involve passing through a fucking wormhole.

No one was answering their phone at 4am 

[Harribbo]

4:43 pm yesterday and he says he'll be back in a mo. Working on the tube must be true, he's got their totally twisted sense of time that can only involve passing through a fucking wormhole.

No one was answering their phone at 4am 

100% real, tried copying & pasting the link to the birds profile but it keeps coming up the link to AW home screen. Sorry for late reply was out :/.

[SirPhilipXX]

100% real, tried copying & pasting the link to the birds profile but it keeps coming up the link to AW home screen. Sorry for late reply was out :/.

Just give us her profile name then, and her area.

[Harribbo]

Sounds like a load of old bollocks.

You going to provide a link?

The link keeps fucking up, her name is sexxy nicole25

[Harribbo]

The link keeps fucking up, her name is sexxy nicole25

Sexxy nicole25 London newham

[drwho]

I work nights sometimes, and have managed a few punts after being up all night. Doesn't give the best performance, but find it adds to the level of surrealism and thrill of screwing around while most of the rest of the country feels like it's working.
I wouldn't contemplate a 4am punt in London, though. I lament losing that option since leaving Manchester's 24 hour parlour scene.

[tomato sauce and waffles]

Sexxy nicole25 London newham

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I'm tired.

[DaveMugabe]

In future try planning a bit more.

Once you have found a few regulars (or at least ones you like), keep their numbers on a punting phone and you can try them for theose "sudden urge" situations.

But to be fair, 4am - who will wait up for phone calls at that time?  Agencies/parlours might be your best option at those times.

And what were you thinking going to dodgy areas at that time?  Are you loopy or what?

[vorian]

OP as I said, keep reading if you absorb enough you will eventually be able to take one look at a profile like this and run a mile. It scream out nasty  when you add in the BB aspect and the fact she was willing to see you so late with such short notice, you were probably lucky.  If you want to spend £60 imho would have been better to go for a 30 min session with a reviewed prossy.

[Harribbo]

In future try planning a bit more.

Once you have found a few regulars (or at least ones you like), keep their numbers on a punting phone and you can try them for theose "sudden urge" situations.

But to be fair, 4am - who will wait up for phone calls at that time?  Agencies/parlours might be your best option at those times.

And what were you thinking going to dodgy areas at that time?  Are you loopy or what?

Thanks for the advice all will defo take it on board.

Don't know whether I was being naive or stupid, don't feel scared walking around at stupid o'clock in areas known for whatever. Born and bread east end, I'm nt afraid walking around my area...although I did feel slightly intimidated when that car pulled me over.

[cornbeefinspector]

I have to say since finding this site and reading it daily, I have reduced the amount of girls on my AW hotlist by 60%


and I have added a few well received girls, now all I need to do is shift this awful cold and get back in the sadle 

[SirFrank]

Well it's hard to read anything in to her pics because I can't properly see her face etc she's obviously got a wig on in one of them and 0 feedback to boot. Did she phone or text you to ask you why the piss was taking so long?

[Harribbo]

No she never got back to me lol...

[SirFrank]

No she never got back to me lol...

Haha. Obviously realised after an hour that you were either having a problematic shit or you'd fucked off

[Harribbo]

To be fair Frank, one of the girls weren't half bad but the state of the place was a fucking joke, plus I didn't know if they were expected to stay in the room while I did my thing, I just thought I was setting myself up for an sti. The whole set up was a joke. One I hope not to be repeated haha

[CBPaul]

This type of set up is probably more used to 15 minute splash n dash bookings, that way the others don't have to make themselves scarce for too long. A couple of fags outside and time up.

If you are going to be prone to punting at short notice you've either got to learn to spot the crap profiles or make use of a hotlist and refer to that. Either way choice at 4am is bound to be limited.

[jimbobwood]

I don't know any prossies that answer the phone at 4am in the morning. Even 10am is too early for most prossies.

[Daffodil]

Can't say I've ever tried at 0400.

You're right about the 10am bit, ladies of leisure most of them