London strip joints - intel and maybe more?

[CrypticYoda]

I went to the axe last friday.
£5 entry, and got a £40 dance from Isabelle.

Didn't feel like double the time. She got completely naked and let me touch pretty much everything.
Not much chance of anything happening - the whole room was full of guys getting the same.
It was my first time and to be honest, I went hoping to get more - wouldn't have paid more otherwise.

There was a really pretty English? girl who I had seen earlier, that I was waiting for but Isabelle was pretty decent.

[Puppet Master]

I'm yet to see this 'elusive Irish girl with large rack' (who I was told at the bar is called Jess). Anybody seen her yet?

BTW, if the customer is planning to spend around £300 they were happy to phone her and get her in.

She’s been there twice in the last 6 times I’ve been 

[Puppet Master]

I went to the axe last friday.
£5 entry, and got a £40 dance from Isabelle.

Didn't feel like double the time. She got completely naked and let me touch pretty much everything.
Not much chance of anything happening - the whole room was full of guys getting the same.
It was my first time and to be honest, I went hoping to get more - wouldn't have paid more otherwise.

There was a really pretty English? girl who I had seen earlier, that I was waiting for but Isabelle was pretty decent.

Isabelle gives you exactly all of that on a £20 dance too

[Puppet Master]

What was the rest of her like? Slim, curvy, thick or just plan fat? Likewise was she a looker? I'm going to be in London on Tuesday and might try and see if she's there if she's actually a fit bird rather than a fattie with massive norks that look like deflated balloons the moment the bra comes off. Take it she didn't do a dance on stage for you to see the goods?

Jugs aside she is probably a size 10. She’s an air stewardess so pretty and polished etc.

[thetinman007]

Went with a few mates last night. Was having a good time until we noticed our wallets had been rifled with. We were pretty hammered so easy targets but the whole process was very coordinated possibly with bar staff. Be on your guard.

[lovespike]

Jugs aside she is probably a size 10. She’s an air stewardess so pretty and polished etc.

Went in this week and asked for an Irish lass  called Jess. she got called round and I would say calling her a size 10 is being a bit generous as she's more a 12, but in an hourglass way so looks curvy not hefty. A few muffin handles here and there but nothing that the boobs can't make up for.

Tits are just about a 32G, nothing really special if you've been punting in and around London over the past 10 years. I've even seen other strippers with far better boobs/body's just down the Hackney road over the years.

She reminds me a little of the big boob pornstar Sierra Skye but with a slightly prettier face. She was very naughty and gave a very stimulating dance with hints or extra curricular activities if given the right incentives.

But upon reflection I remembered  that stripper game is both tedious and expensive compared to just regular punting so unless you're the type that like to party then strippers aren't really worth it. Remember they have loads of drunk city boys throwing money at them so cash doesn't incentivise  them as much as regular working girls do.

[MrsH]

Went with a few mates last night. Was having a good time until we noticed our wallets had been rifled with. We were pretty hammered so easy targets but the whole process was very coordinated possibly with bar staff. Be on your guard.

Hope you get the wallets back.

[Mr Rollison]

Does anyone read this as
£120 but didn't cum??

[londonhunter008]

I have been to this club few times. Thanks to review on UKPunting. One of the best place. Ideal is to go when its less crowded. I was there last friday. Usually a girl ask for 20 40 or 60 pound dance. Ideally, it doesnt make much difference. When a girl comes to you on bar...the first question usually is if you have been here before and I always say yes(so that they know I understand the terms). If I dont fancy someone, I politely say that I have just arrived and need time and Ill be here for long(or if its late...usually say that I just had dance and taking a break).
Make eye contact to someone you fancy...instead of just waiting( if you refuse too many girls...you may end up discouraging everyone...as it is less crowded time and girls can judge who is willing to spend). I actually enjoy this game and it adds up to the excitement. When the right girl comes....I compliment her and try to hold a conversation. They usually touch you around and stand closer which is good for the build up instead of going for the dance straight away.
When inside...I always say that..lets start with 20 and if you are good we can do more dance. It gives them incentive that they give you better dance(because crowd is less and they want to make most of you). If a girl gives good dance...I take second or polite say that we can come back later. I any way prefer a kiss and sensual touches...instead of fingering and pussy licks. I often get gentle lip kisses and turns me on.
Its a good fun and and can easily spend 1-2 hours with around 10-15 dances...and try almost everyone good.
It cost as much as costing an expensive escort...but its a good mix to visit this place occasionally. I keep some escort contacts handy as plan B if I get too desperate...and want more real fun.

Overall, this is a good fun.

[LLPunting]

I have been to this club few times. Thanks to review on UKPunting. One of the best place. Ideal is to go when its less crowded. I was there last friday. Usually a girl ask for 20 40 or 60 pound dance. Ideally, it doesnt make much difference. When a girl comes to you on bar...the first question usually is if you have been here before and I always say yes(so that they know I understand the terms). If I dont fancy someone, I politely say that I have just arrived and need time and Ill be here for long(or if its late...usually say that I just had dance and taking a break).
Make eye contact to someone you fancy...instead of just waiting( if you refuse too many girls...you may end up discouraging everyone...as it is less crowded time and girls can judge who is willing to spend). I actually enjoy this game and it adds up to the excitement. When the right girl comes....I compliment her and try to hold a conversation. They usually touch you around and stand closer which is good for the build up instead of going for the dance straight away.
When inside...I always say that..lets start with 20 and if you are good we can do more dance. It gives them incentive that they give you better dance(because crowd is less and they want to make most of you). If a girl gives good dance...I take second or polite say that we can come back later. I any way prefer a kiss and sensual touches...instead of fingering and pussy licks. I often get gentle lip kisses and turns me on.
Its a good fun and and can easily spend 1-2 hours with around 10-15 dances...and try almost everyone good.
It cost as much as costing an expensive escort...but its a good mix to visit this place occasionally. I keep some escort contacts handy as plan B if I get too desperate...and want more real fun.

Overall, this is a good fun.

I think you meant to make this entry in your diary.  That's the one with the My Little Ponies on the outside.

[Duron]

I was there last night (Tuesday after bank holiday weekend) at 9:30 pm.
The place was deserted, compared to good nights I've been to on Thu or Fri. About 10 girls and 3 customers.
I should have taken up the strategy as described by LondonHunter. I foolishly agreed £40 up front with my fav Andrea (large natural boobs, huge areolas) and didn't get to suck nipples.
No sign of the 'Jess' I was hoping to find

For VFM I'd recomment Andra. Tall blonde big boobs, did a lot for £20 on a previous visit.
Rare English girl Freya was there. Very friendly. Goose bumps when she put arms round my shoulder and snuggled.

[thetinman007]

Yep, saw Freya last week. Amazing booty. Small tits. Useless lapdance.

[Rover78]

Dropped into Ye Olde Axe last week, Tuesday roughly 7pm, £5 on the door and about 6 or 7 girls working. It was quite so it was as if I had a target on my head. Having arranged a meeting with a girl later that night I only had half an hour or so. tried to stick to £20 dances, got talked up to £40 for 1 and burnt through £100 in no time. Great entertainment if you have the cash and that's what you're into.

[NoStringsFun]

Dropped into Ye Olde Axe last week, Tuesday roughly 7pm, £5 on the door and about 6 or 7 girls working. It was quite so it was as if I had a target on my head. Having arranged a meeting with a girl later that night I only had half an hour or so. tried to stick to £20 dances, got talked up to £40 for 1 and burnt through £100 in no time. Great entertainment if you have the cash and that's what you're into.

similar usually happens to me, good fun though! Thinking about doing a Saturday afternoon with a mate in the next few weeks. 

[MrMatrix]

Dropped into Ye Olde Axe last week, Tuesday roughly 7pm, £5 on the door and about 6 or 7 girls working. It was quite so it was as if I had a target on my head. Having arranged a meeting with a girl later that night I only had half an hour or so. tried to stick to £20 dances, got talked up to £40 for 1 and burnt through £100 in no time. Great entertainment if you have the cash and that's what you're into.

Thats the trouble with these places. You walk away and thinking I could of had full sex for an hour if I'd spent a further £30-£50.
And you still want to spend time there - Like moths to a flame

[Duron]

I was there on Tuesday. The place was almost empty.
I was there last night from around 23:00, the place was heaving! More choice of busty girls. (No one that stood out like the Irish girl mentioned up the thread who I think is called 'Jess', though there was a size 12 girl with big firm boobs name not asked).
If you're into big stand-out nipples, great choice last night. Diana very slim (small soft boobs but lovely soft nipples pointy in a soft puffy way), Anda Romanian amazingly long nipples she let me chew on continuously giving me one and then the other in turn - great customer focused dance (and for £20), Kim (tall spectacle'd), Alice flat chested but stunning nipples.

£5 entrance as mentioned before. Closes 2am.

[Keema]

Just wondering has anyone actually followed up with the offers of girls with any of the pimps lurking outside?

Dodgy as fuck in my opinion.

[Joemanjoe]

Yep, saw Freya last week. Amazing booty. Small tits. Useless lapdance.

I second that. Had a dance with her the other month, she was quite new at the time

She chatted to me for ages talking bollocks and then in the dance she actually did a lot of riding me and bumping and grinding which was nice but stopped with her knickers still on and asked if I wanted another dance. I asked wasnt she going to take her knickers off. No she said, time was up, I'd have to pay for another dance. Erm no thanks love

[oldrainbow]

Was drunk one night and got in a taxi with one of the pimps( i know i shouldn't have) got driven to a flat near old street and got led to a room with about 10 girls sitting in a small living room some gorgeous girls but got quoted £150 for 30 min so made my excuses and left way to expensive especially after spending a few hours in the old axe!😨

[LLPunting]

Was drunk one night and got in a taxi with one of the pimps( i know i shouldn't have) got driven to a flat near old street and got led to a room with about 10 girls sitting in a small living room some gorgeous girls but got quoted £150 for 30 min so made my excuses and left way to expensive especially after spending a few hours in the old axe!😨

Being taken to an unadvertised place where many girls are offered sounds like you need to be telling the cops!  IF this was fairly recent then best you do along with any description you have of the pimp.

[thetinman007]

Agree with LLpunting. Looks like possible trafficking

[semmlerino]

Being taken to an unadvertised place where many girls are offered sounds like you need to be telling the cops!  IF this was fairly recent then best you do along with any description you have of the pimp.

I'm surprised this is new to you. Ever been to the axe? I can't go there, or most clubs, without a bunch of pimps assaulting me trying to get me to get to "have more fun"

[LLPunting]

I'm surprised this is new to you. Ever been to the axe? I can't go there, or most clubs, without a bunch of pimps assaulting me trying to get me to get to "have more fun"

I only ever went in the daytime and never at peak hour or the end of a night.  That meant I had plenty of time with the girls before choosing to dance and then dances were usually better value.

[Duron]

I only ever went in the daytime and never at peak hour or the end of a night.  That meant I had plenty of time with the girls before choosing to dance and then dances were usually better value.

But smaller choice though, no?

[LLPunting]

But smaller choice though, no?

Probably, but much less manic and whilst the girls were eager to get a dance going if you found the smart sexy ones they'd also stretch each dance a little to keep you sweet and hopefully spend more. Talking in between was more fruitful too in developing the "relationship" for mileage.

[Titti Tatti]

I know this isn't the right thread but....

Metropolis have just taken down the scaffolding hiding the building, which has been there for at least a decade!

Maybe time for an new investigation?

  Tried recently and was told they only open weds to Sat and I couldn't come in anyway as it was a gay private party(may have been a polite way of getting me to move on, as I was clearly not entirely sober).

[irwinuk]

As i spend one hour here almost weekly for a dance and a beer,i wanna see some new shapes and faces  Was wondering, any ideas of similar places? (that allow an extra 'touch'). Horns, Browns,Sophisticats,Platinum ...don't have the same experience..

[7714337]

Never found anywhere that lets you get as hands on as here

[myothernameis]

Never found anywhere that lets you get as hands on as here

If there are any others, there more likely to be by invite, or a members club, and one club I used to know of, was inner circle, or commonly known as, Black Lap Dancers

But the club no longer operates, as premises dont want to be hosting his parties, and most were held in private flats

[Duron]

Long gone after the Channel 4 expose, but I miss the Capricorn Club in Goodge Steet. The 'private dances' were in the main bar lounge. And you could sit and grope/chat in full view. There was a pricey (£200 for a short time) upsell to a bedroom at the back. But no pressure to buy. It was a regular haunt of mine around 1998/99.

[Jacobyi]

Ye olde axe..... Always visited during noon...less the crowd more the privacy....but end up spending upto 100 pounds..... Try to stick to 20 but at times can't refuse the 40...... Never been upstairs or the evenings..... The girl bit my cock through the pants, boobs licks and pussy touches , no finger in or licks yet but pretty close to the face..... But have seen something there , don't wanna spill it out . Haven't read it here before .... So haha don't wanna be the first to....

[ratedj]

Ye olde axe..... Always visited during noon...less the crowd more the privacy....but end up spending upto 100 pounds..... Try to stick to 20 but at times can't refuse the 40...... Never been upstairs or the evenings..... The girl bit my cock through the pants, boobs licks and pussy touches , no finger in or licks yet but pretty close to the face..... But have seen something there , don't wanna spill it out . Haven't read it here before .... So haha don't wanna be the first to....

What was the point in telling us that you had seen something if you had no intention of divulging that information? You could have just kept that to yourself and we would have been none the wiser.

[LLPunting]

Ye olde axe..... Always visited during noon...less the crowd more the privacy....but end up spending upto 100 pounds..... Try to stick to 20 but at times can't refuse the 40...... Never been upstairs or the evenings..... The girl bit my cock through the pants, boobs licks and pussy touches , no finger in or licks yet but pretty close to the face..... But have seen something there , don't wanna spill it out . Haven't read it here before .... So haha don't wanna be the first to....

Toutally pointless posting.  This is a punter's forum, state the funny business and the girl offering or don't bother at all.

[myothernameis]

But have seen something there , don't wanna spill it out . Haven't read it here before .... So haha don't wanna be the first to....

You seen the tv, who shoved her dick in your face   

[semmlerino]

Just got back from the axe, great time as always, you just have to know how to haggle.

I went in towards closing time, makes it easier to get a good deal. One thing I found fairly annoying though - at this hour, there's a fair amount of blokes who just can't abide by the rules, bringing the whole mood down. While I'm getting busy, I don't want to hear a girl next to me shouting "You pay me now!" or "You pay a pound for the dance or get out!", that totally takes me out. Why are there so many idiots? Jesus, it's not that complicated

[ulstersubbie]

More out of nostalgia than anything else. When I lived in London in the late 80's/ early 90's, there was a strip pub in Stockwell, really dodgy place, only ever went once. Anybody remember the name?

[apple-paul]

There was the Queen Anne, but this was more vauxhall than Stockwell. It was a pub within a park, known for its notorious lock-ins.

[Paul.lamb.uk]

There was the Queen Anne, but this was more vauxhall than Stockwell. It was a pub within a park, known for its notorious lock-ins.

Is that still open? As good as axe?

[apple-paul]

No, shut down ages ago, now a "theatre and tea" place. I wonder if any of the current customers know of its sleazy reputation, including the blowies and fucking on stage blue show lockins.

[Mr Girth]

Visited the Axe early evening on a Thursday a few weeks ago. Usual £5 on the door. Usual process of girls pouncing on you at the bar before you've got a drink in!

Didn't count all the girls but reckon there were 15-20 in the place. Usual mix of Eastern Europeans, maybe a couple of Brasilians and at least one English girl who I spoke to.

They kept up the very average stage shows (which nobody pays much attention to) on a frequent basis, which soon drowns any stash of £1 coins you have.

As always, the level of contact in the bar area varies, with some pretty hands on. One girl returned about four times, but I resisted her efforts.

Had two £20 dances (don't think you get much extra for a £40) with a decent amount of mutual touching. It might be rude to not give your girl your full attention, but it's always a bonus to look around the open dance area and see what else is happening!

Not a lot has changed in the Axe recently. Good to see one of the old venues still buzzing along. As long as you can handle the constant pressure from the girls, it's a good place to spend an hour. Any longer and the cost soon adds up.

For the first time when leaving, I was propositioned by the shady characters outside trying to entice me to their brothel, but I just brushed them off and walked on.

[redveee]

Usual process of girls pouncing on you at the bar before you've got a drink in!

Try the Sport Bar and the girls don't even let the door close behind you before they start hassling you for 'sexy dance', if you refuse they then ask "Am I not sexy for you?" I gave one girl my drink having taken one sip from it cause she was on me like a leech, I tried to tell her to be patient and it might be better for you but she persisted in high pressure sales techniques that any time share salesperson would be proud of.

[eetraveller]

It appears that Sports Bar has been under new management for a few months...I guess not much has changed?

[jackyjack]

Went at the Axe this yesterday, before rush hour =). About twenty girls around, some quite good looking ones, not too many dudes, also about twenty.
It was easy to get a "naughty dance" for twenty quid, even tough it was slightly shorter than a regular one.

There was definitely some more naughty stuff going on in the "private dance" area. A guy next to me had two chicks on him and his hand inside one of them. No sure how much he paid them but he was there for a while.

So I guess if you talk to the right girl you can get them to do some dirty stuff back there. No sure how far they go though.

[MCullen71]

Went last night. Busy in the lead up to christmas party season so place was packed but a very good ratio and lots of attractive girls. Happily the upstairs is back open again for private dances. Had a couple of dances up there which were slightly naughtier than downstairs but not markedly.
Guy next to me was rimming/ licking a bird but she told him fingers only and another guy was getting a clothed hand job.
But all of that is relatively standard.
One odd thing - there was a used condom in the gents urinal so somebody was enjoying themselves!
Usual fit, mature, pleasant Romanisn redhead was there who floats my boat.

[MU88]

Had my Christmas party in the area last and given the reports I've read here thought I'd check out the Axe once the work party had ended.
When I arrived there were plenty of girls, mostly European with a few south American/Brazilian girls, lots of choice.
It was really busy when I arrived, but I didn't find it difficult to get a dance, but there was still the usual strip club come on with every girl that walked past. I decided to have a couple of dances and was offered the upstairs room for 'naughty' dance, but they were priced at £60, not the £40 I've read on here. During the dances the girls didn't mind me being hands on, sucking on their tits and licking their pussy's, but no fingering was allowed.

[Duron]

Usual fit, mature, pleasant Romanisn redhead was there who floats my boat.

Was her name 'Anda' or similar. Big nipples. Very generous with them?

[redveee]

I've had a taste of a few dancer's pussies but indirectly from their fingers, not from the source. One girl told me to stop playing with her pussy as she was close to coming

[Rover78]

Visited the Axe again a few weeks ago, about 8pm mid week. About 8 girls working and only 6 punters. Most of the girls were about 7/10 with a couple of 8's. Stuck to my £20 per dance limit and had 4 or 5 dances, plenty of hands on action and got my fingers wet a couple of times. Love chatting to the girls in there but as soon as they work out that they have all the cash you're willing to part with they are off to the next mug, I respect that they are so honest with it.

Also in the same night I popped into Browns and Horns, great floor shows in each with hot girls but I always save my money for the Axe these days.

[NoStringsFun]

During the dances the girls didn't mind me being hands on, sucking on their tits and licking their pussy's, but no fingering was allowed.

Think it depends on who you dance with and if they like you.

[myothernameis]

So I guess if you talk to the right girl you can get them to do some dirty stuff back there. No sure how far they go though.

That was my thought, how far will they go, and if the money was right, and you were already rubbered up, could sex be on the cards