Went to bar at Mayfair Hotel,standing next to porn star look alike bird next to me with her mate and two fellas having a hoot.Just as I'm ordering she comes up to me and puts her arm around me,low cut top,mini dress Labutons still etos. I ask her if she's working,she says yes and I tell her I don't want to waste her time as I'm not looking for business.Her Tits were mega and well fake.At this point she pisses herself laughing telling her mates that I thought she was brass whereas she was working at a PR event downstairs,which there was.At this point I try to butt out saying that I don't want to interfere with her boyfriend and they all pisses themselves as she tells me they're her gay friends!So she starts talking real close,I mention that she's had a boob job which she proudly tells me 34 EE and do I want a feel! She also rubs her hand on my dick giving it the big boy spill,gay boy next to me tells me she ain't wearing any knickers!!Oh and by the way she's English and was genuinely friendly giving me more spill that I remind her of 'feed em to the pigs' in Lock Stock!and she's got loads of doe doing PR and opening up a club! I still haven't ordered and she says that after branding her as brass I owe her a drink,she orders Porn star cocktail.Swiftly guzzles it down they all are getting up and moving on to eat somewhere,she asks for my phone number and of course I give it to her,she keys it in to dial me buggers off no dial and along comes bill for just under £17.00 for her drink.What a pro!! Yank next to me says she tried the Same on him!!Oh well,thought I was in,Dream on,have to say she was well tasty.Of course you never know,had some great things happen in my younger years,always that note of optimism!!