Jo Swinson lookalike wanted

[earlgreyman]

HAHAHA yeah always looks like her hooters are trying to make a brexit...

[winkywanky]

Breast-Exit, like it!

They obviously have a different stance on Brexit from their owner, so they're trying to leave the premises.

Or perhaps she's just trying to get it off her chest?

[Stickitin]

I can’t get past those ugly teeth 

[myothernameis]

She would launch a nuclear weapon, well I have a weapon, which I would love to nuke her with 

[winkywanky]

I think she's against Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Sadly, this would probably include your cock.

[winkywanky]

Definitely no Cluster Bombs (so no facials either).

[winkywanky]

'Back Door' attacks are currently a favourite of the Russians, but I don't think you could Rushinto anal?

[datwabbit]

Anyone remember Jackie Smith before her husband got caught paying for legal porn. I'm sure the top was lower than that.



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[winkywanky]

I seem to remember she picked up the tab (hotel room porn?), apparently 'unwittingly'. Hmmm...
In addition to which, her fiddling of her MP's expenses, leading to her getting the boot  .

[Davey Dykes]

Long time since I've seen a photo of him but is that Gordon Brown closing in on the vinegar strokes or does he always look like that?

[datwabbit]

Long time since I've seen a photo of him but is that Gordon Brown closing in on the vinegar strokes or does he always look like that?

 

[datwabbit]

Long time since I've seen a photo of him but is that Gordon Brown closing in on the vinegar strokes or does he always look like that?

Some can't help themselves



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[winkywanky]

Ooh George you are naughty, stop looking at my tits!

[Davey Dykes]

Luckily for Tess she has her kitten heels on so when she shows them to young Dodd her nipples stay slightly proud of the carpet.

[Clitheroelad]

Heidi Allen is incredibly Milfy

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[winkywanky]

Luckily for Tess she has her kitten heels on so when she shows them to young Dodd her nipples stay slightly proud of the carpet.

Ouch! 

[orthopod]

Heidi Allen is incredibly Milfy

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Agree about Heidi Allen. She is definitely fuckable. Any lookalike escorts?

[Davey Dykes]

She looks like a clean shaven Matt Berry in drag to me. Still, each to their own.

[cunningman]

Agree about Heidi Allen. She is definitely fuckable. Any lookalike escorts?

I know. Is it them, or that they are in the public eye and wear decent clothes?  (OK not Dianne Abbott)
I mean - I would just love to give RO to Christine Lagarde until she's writhing and begging me to stop.
Milf/Gilf thing I suppose.
Not sure I care about fucking them - feeling/watching them lose it with my fingers inside is definitely a thing.  I'd take BJ after, I'm not proud.

[JonasG]

Priti Patel defo the top mature in politics.

Swinson is grim.

[Jonestown]

Priti Patel defo the top mature in politics.

Swinson is grim.

Yes, Pretti has a gorgeous face with a wicked grin, but her arse is the size of Lichtenstein.

[Stickitin]

Heidi Allen is incredibly Milfy

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Would deffo do Heidi!

[winkywanky]

Yes, Pretti has a gorgeous face with a wicked grin, but her arse is the size of Lichtenstein.

I think Liechtenstein would take issue with that, they're only 62 sq. miles in size.

[winkywanky]

Would deffo do Heidi!

And with a name like Heidi, white ankle socks and a light blue gingham dress and pigtails would perhaps complete the scenario  .

[sparkus]

IIRC, 'famous women I would do' threads were banished from here a while back, along with 'pics of fit civvies I have seen'.

But since everyone seems to be chipping in with such examples now, I'd pay top whack for a Scarlet Allen-Horton lookalike (can't wait for tonight's episode):

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[Fuzzyduck]

IIRC, 'famous women I would do' threads were banished from here a while back, along with 'pics of fit civvies I have seen'.

Yes, I get the impression the Management might be cutting more slack to OT discussion, assuming it doesn't get out of hand. I tried answering OPs question but the crowd don't seem so interested in that anymore

[jayj301599]

I'm.watching the channel 4 climate change debate and Jo looks to have a cracking body. Wouldn't mind having a go on her.

Also as much as dispise Preeti Patel, I definitely wouldn't mind cunming over her face 

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[scutty brown]

I think Liechtenstein would take issue with that, they're only 62 sq. miles in size.

I had a workmate who lived in Lichtenstein, he was a compulsory army reservist until age 60 and had to keep his SLR under his bed, ready for use at all times.

[vikingjoe]

No, just no, Sarah is a thoroughbred filly, Jo is whatever a cross between a mule and a donkey is called.

For similarity to Yvette keep your eye out for the return of Luby Love, last seen in Earls Court a year or so ago.

Mules are crosses between horses and donkeys I thought and are themselves infertile. The only animal you can not wipe out on it’s own.

[winkywanky]

I had a workmate who lived in Lichtenstein, he was a compulsory army reservist until age 60 and had to keep his SLR under his bed, ready for use at all times.

Why are they so worried, they don't have a border with Russia, they're landlocked between Switzerland and Austria?

[scutty brown]

Why are they so worried, they don't have a border with Russia, they're landlocked between Switzerland and Austria?

You underestimate the threat from Russia that was perceived by the central European states. The expectation was that they would steamroller their way through Austria

[sparkus]

Why are they so worried, they don't have a border with Russia, they're landlocked between Switzerland and Austria?

It's quite a rich secretive state, there's probably treasures and gold galore hidden in them there hills...

[Absolutman]

Only Labour, UKIP and the Tories have male leaders. Step forward Diane Abbott, Ann Widdecombe, Priti Patel. The Tories have the best talent, if you were thinking of a threesome you could add Penny Mordaunt. Another reason to Brexit!

[samsmith_1231]

Can imagine why you are asking. She has massive tits. 36DD??

[sparkus]

Can imagine why you are asking. She has massive tits. 36DD??

I finally got it the other day when I saw a photo of her and my first reaction was "Jesus."

[The Chirpy Irish]

Angela Rayner anyone ? ... a fiery redhead perhaps 

[Warm-Hands]

Preeti Patel? you must be joking, she has a face you would never tire of kicking.

[boardyhell]

would anyone seriously fuck diane abbot
i think a few would like to give her a facial and enjoy her intelligent conversation

[sparkus]

would anyone seriously fuck diane abbot
i think a few would like to give her a facial and enjoy her intelligent conversation

She's in her mid-60s, so no.  Even in her 'prime', probably not.

That's not to diminish her contributions to public life, I'm sure she's great local MP (as in mine) and she does tend to attract sick abuse from racists.

[boardyhell]

totally agree about the racial abuse ,sorry if i have caused offence

[sparkus]

totally agree about the racial abuse ,sorry if i have caused offence

No reference to yourself at all, just the wider singling out of her.

[Jonestown]

I had a workmate who lived in Lichtenstein, he was a compulsory army reservist until age 60 and had to keep his SLR under his bed, ready for use at all times.

Why does he have to keep his 35mm camera under the bed, it will only get dusty ?

[Dayardie]

Final bit of bouncy bounce tennis always sways the vote 

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[Chorley]

Fuck me! Is this thread still going?
Hopefully after the 12th and her parties electoral oblivion, this hideous, annoying and gap-toothed Sweaty will fade into obscurity. 

[winkywanky]

You wanna be careful what you say, the LibDems might be swept to power in a landslide of Remainers and Rechangers.

We might be seeing a lot more of those fulsome coatpegs, and on the international stage to boot  .

[Chorley]

You wanna be careful what you say, the LibDems might be swept to power in a landslide of Remainers and Rechangers.

We might be seeing a lot more of those fulsome coatpegs, and on the international stage to boot  .

I really hope not. Although politics is now so dysfunctional and unpredictable I wouldn't rule anything out.

[winkywanky]

...and also banned from UKP now of course, so let's leave it right there! 

[scutty brown]

this may be your closest match
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 Nikki Lord  aka Nylon Nikki aka Nancy Jones’

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[Stanford97]

At last, I’ve found some intelligent pre-election debate I feel no contempt for.

Hopefully after the 12th and her parties electoral oblivion, this hideous, annoying and gap-toothed Sweaty will fade into obscurity. 

Q. Can any self respecting whore fucker not vote liberal? A. Only the fascists who eye up the food bank queue for which looker they should stalk home.


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I’d bet on these being in the top 3 saggiest tits I’ve ever seen. I’d love to fuck her in the mouth though, so fucking pretty.

Why are they so worried, they don't have a border with Russia, they're landlocked between Switzerland and Austria?

They’re just worried they’ll make it onto the British radar of stag weekend destinations.

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If she throws in a bottle of wine and sticks a paper bag on her head, I’ll pay good money.

[jonloops]

Handjob Hunnie (albeit more chubby) is the closest thing to Jo Swinson

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