Thanks and Goodbye, At Least For Now.

[MrMatrix]

I know you wont see this Smiths, but Im so pleased that a fellow punter has met the lady of his dreams, just great. They say theres someone out there for everyone. Well done mate, you will be missed

[RedKettle]

I know you wont see this Smiths, but Im so pleased that a fellow punter has met the lady of his dreams, just great. They say theres someone out there for everyone. Well done mate, you will be missed

Not sure he will be missed, as he is back!! This is an old thread mate that was revived when he returned to his shagging ways.

No fairy tale ending here.

 

[webpunter]

@MrM, please try & keep up 

No fairytale however me thinks he will at least get a happy ending [or ten]

Not sure he will be missed, as he is back!! This is an old thread mate that was revived when he returned to his shagging ways.

No fairy tale ending here.

 

[lillythesavage]

Not sure he will be missed, as he is back!! This is an old thread mate that was revived when he returned to his shagging ways.

No fairy tale ending here.

 

Why are 95% of you assuming the relationship is over? You have no idea why he dipped again, most of us have punted during a relationship 

[sparkus]

Not sure he will be missed, as he is back!! This is an old thread mate that was revived when he returned to his shagging ways.

No fairy tale ending here.

 

But a furry tail happy ending perhaps

[MrMatrix]

@MrM, please try & keep up 

No fairytale however me thinks he will at least get a happy ending [or ten]

Only saw this thread today, so I commented. I guess once a punter always a punter.....
Sounded like he was getting a happy ending at home to me

[RedKettle]

Why are 95% of you assuming the relationship is over? You have no idea why he dipped again, most of us have punted during a relationship 

I was not assuming that - especially as a married punter myself.  But in no fairy tale does the dashing prince leave the princess in the tower whilst he gets a BJ from a WG.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I was not assuming that - especially as a married punter myself.  But in no fairy tale does the dashing prince leave the princess in the tower whilst he gets a BJ from a WG.

Yep! nice thought tho;))...

[Home Alone]

I'm catching up on threads so I'm skim-reading some of them, including this one, obvs. I read p.1 and then went to p. 4 to add my congrats.

Only to find that the optimism of p.1 has hit the brick wall of reality. Kinda sorry for you, Smiths; but if it wasn't to be, it wasn't to be. C'est la vie.

[mr.bluesky]

I'm catching up on threads so I'm skim-reading some of them, including this one, obvs. I read p.1 and then went to p. 4 to add my congrats.

Only to find that the optimism of p.1 has hit the brick wall of reality. Kinda sorry for you, Smiths; but if it wasn't to be, it wasn't to be. C'est la vie.

Home Alone where have you been    you were reported awol. Welcome back you've missed all the excitement. 

[smiths]

I'm catching up on threads so I'm skim-reading some of them, including this one, obvs. I read p.1 and then went to p. 4 to add my congrats.

Only to find that the optimism of p.1 has hit the brick wall of reality. Kinda sorry for you, Smiths; but if it wasn't to be, it wasn't to be. C'est la vie.

Yes indeed, it wasnt to be as i found out.

[mr.bluesky]

Yes indeed, it wasnt to be as i found out.

Oh well you got the " at least for now" bit right . 

[sparkus]

Yes indeed, it wasnt to be as i found out.

We've all been there.

[king tarzan]

Only popping off will take 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅into permanent retirement...
Otherwise dream on if you can resist those gorgeous hotties who wiggle in our punting world

[scutty brown]

Well.............he seems to walk out on half of his punts, perhaps he does the same in relationships

[king tarzan]

Well.............he seems to walk out on half of his punts, perhaps he does the same in relationships

Handbags handbags now now
We don't want a cyber war 😂😂😂😂😂

[Atrueyorkie]

Well.............he seems to walk out on half of his punts, perhaps he does the same in relationships

Woooow, I’m a cunt but wooow that’s a low blow 

[king tarzan]

Woooow, I’m a cunt but wooow that’s a low blow 

Scutty Vs smiths

North Vs south

Battle of England

[Steve2]

Well.............he seems to walk out on half of his punts, perhaps he does the same in relationships

A low blow from even you Scutty

[The_Don]

A low blow from even you Scutty

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[luv2kiss54]

Home Alone where have you been    you were reported awol. Welcome back you've missed all the excitement. 

Very good to see your still with us Home Alone i wondered what had become of you 

[webpunter]

He's suffering from unconscious bias
Never gonna be able to catch smiffy
& punting in the likes of Blackpool & Preston 
Living around there thats enuf to make anyone a tad jealous of a UKP'er at the top of the review leaderboard
Successfully punting at will in the south east
After an epic punting career Smiffy has worn his heart on his sleeve when he mentioned his new burd, albeit that the wheels came orf
If you dont shoot you wont score & better to try & fail than fail to try 
Weird that a response full of vitreol
Me thinks a freudian slip, the above & that he hasn't even had a shooting opportunity in the 1st place

A low blow from even you Scutty

[smiths]

He's suffering from unconscious bias
Never gonna be able to catch smiffy
& punting in the likes of Blackpool & Preston 
Living around there thats enuf to make anyone a tad jealous of a UKP'er at the top of the review leaderboard
Successfully punting at will in the south east
After an epic punting career Smiffy has worn his heart on his sleeve when he mentioned his new burd, albeit that the wheels came orf
If you dont shoot you wont score & better to try & fail than fail to try 
Weird that a response full of vitreol
Me thinks a freudian slip, the above & that he hasn't even had a shooting opportunity in the 1st place

His comment made me laugh,  there is a reason for the vitriol, a previous clash on here. He is free to post what he wants within the rules, i appreciate your and others kind words.

[Maak]

Yes indeed, it wasnt to be as i found out.

That's most relationships these days,

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

I was just getting round to posting my Congrats to you Smythie on finding the "One" and settling down then, BOOM..   4 months later your

back on the 'Whores'.  Looks like the thread 'Once a punter, ALWAYS a Punter' is fact.  We all unwittingly shag away our chance of ever settling down,

finding the one, riding off into the Sunset hand in hand.   Once money is paid, and Cock is in, there's no going back, for any of us...EVER!

[king tarzan]

I was just getting round to posting my Congrats to you Smythie on finding the "One" and settling down then, BOOM..   4 months later your

back on the 'Whores'.  Looks like the thread 'Once a punter, ALWAYS a Punter' is fact.  We all unwittingly shag away our chance of ever settling down,

finding the one, riding off into the Sunset hand in hand.   Once money is paid, and Cock is in, there's no going back, for any of us...EVER!

Please refrain from using the word "whore" as some on here find it very offensive..

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Was meant to read, '4 months later and back on the "Horse", but came out a little cruder than intended

[webpunter]

Bless [ you ]
Don't be silly, its spelt hoor
Edit: or can be termed Roger

Please refrain from using the word "whore" as some on here find it very offensive..

[sparkus]

Bless [ you ]
Don't be silly, its spelt hoor
Edit: or can be termed Roger

Maybe on Tyneside.

It's spelt brass around here.

[webpunter]

In Tyneside its difficult to differentiate between brass & slappers
Wearing skirts which resemble a wide belt    [ in all weathers ]
Doesnt suit most of em 

Maybe on Tyneside.

It's spelt brass around here.

[daviemac]

In Tyneside its difficult to differentiate between brass & slappers
Wearing skirts which resemble a wide belt    [ in all weathers ]
Doesnt suit most of em 

Don't forget it's also 'illegal' for girls to wear a coat when out on the 'toon' as well especially in winter. 

[sparkus]

Don't forget it's also 'illegal' for girls to wear a coat when out on the 'toon' as well especially in winter. 

Is that when it's brass monkeys?

[webpunter]

@DavieM  &  @SparK, quality 

[webpunter]

Edit:  waiting to see the order of the pics

On the 1st pic from the left the 1st & the 3rd look likely that they can withstand the cold
No. 2 - i would

2nd pic - both of em 

Don't forget it's also 'illegal' for girls to wear a coat when out on the 'toon' as well especially in winter. 

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[chrishornx]

Is that when it's brass monkeys?

particularly when it is brass monkeys

[smiths]

I have concluded after trying that punting in my areas is no longer viable, far far too many low lifes now operating. So i have decided to stick with regulars which doesnt help UKP as i have reviewed them.

Thats not the point of UKP so good luck to all that have better luck than me but i am out, but i wish all punters better luck than i have had.

[mr.bluesky]

I have concluded after trying that punting in my areas is no longer viable, far far too many low lifes now operating. So i have decided to stick with regulars which doesnt help UKP as i have reviewed them.

Thats not the point of UKP so good luck to all that have better luck than me but i am out, but i wish all punters better luck than i have had.

 285 reviews is one hell of a lot reviews posted over the years  . Can't blame you for sticking to regulars from now on. Why waste good money on bad punts. With my punting budget now reduced I feel the same way. I have known a certain service provider for  over 20 years and although she has now "retired" I still see her on a regular basis.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Rule 8 - Account deletion
Do not post-resignation posts to announce you are leaving. Just logout and don't be a drama queen.

[daviemac]

Rule 8 - Account deletion
Do not post-resignation posts to announce you are leaving. Just logout and don't be a drama queen.

Who do you think you are?? a wannabe moderator.     This thread was allowed by the mods when it was started in January so what gives you the right to start quoting rules now.   

When you get to anywhere near the contributions Smiths has made to this site then you can start to make your mouth go, until then wind your neck in and ignore threads that don't interest you.

[Tomcat]

I have concluded after trying that punting in my areas is no longer viable, far far too many low lifes now operating. So i have decided to stick with regulars which doesnt help UKP as i have reviewed them.

Thats not the point of UKP so good luck to all that have better luck than me but i am out, but i wish all punters better luck than i have had.

I know the feeling smiths, I'm just now seeing Kiki on a regular basis what can you say that you haven't said before, doesn't help the UKP cause.

[Charlie Chalk]

I have concluded after trying that punting in my areas is no longer viable, far far too many low lifes now operating. So i have decided to stick with regulars which doesnt help UKP as i have reviewed them.

Thats not the point of UKP so good luck to all that have better luck than me but i am out, but i wish all punters better luck than i have had.

Reviews are crucial but not the only way you can contribute. I’ve long enjoyed your no histrionics, no-nonsense contributions to many punting-related threads. It would be a shame to lose a long-standing member with such a wealth of experience from the site completely.

[Home Alone]

Reviews are crucial but not the only way you can contribute. I’ve long enjoyed your no histrionics, no-nonsense contributions to many punting-related threads. It would be a shame to lose a long-standing member with such a wealth of experience from the site completely.

Hear, hear; often a voice of sanity in our mad, mad world.