What puts you off during a punt?

[SlamBoy]

One of the things that puts me off most is when the SP puts music on and the music is love songs.

I remember being with a very beautiful asian girl who was providing me with a great naked massage in anticipation of sex when she decided to change the CD.

What came on was the love song 'Heaven' by Bryan Adams. So all I could hear was "Baby, you're all that I want" "When you're lying here in my arms" etc. etc.

There was something about it that put me off massively. It might have been the absolute dichotomy between the sentiment of the lyrics and the emotions they are supposed to evoke and the fact that I was in a rather sordid situation - I just lost complete interest, felt bad and wound down the punt and left.

Any similar experiences?

[Arbetare]

I was with a reg for my Birthday punt and we were just starting the booking kissing when the radio announced that it was "The love in the afternoon" segment, and a succession of lovey-dovey love songs were played.

We both pissed ourselves laughing as it was dead funny!

[Litmwa]

Messing with her phone. Seriously, mute the Fucken thing for the time your with me.

As for music I’m fine with it just pick stuff without vocals. Like flight of the Valkyries would be good

[Hairpuller]

Phone ringing
Texts beeping
Other people in the flat / buildings
The scent of the previous punter
Messy room

To name a few

[David1970]

On their phone/ playing with phone
Someone else in the flat
Talking non stop ( I don't pay to hear about your problems)
Tell me I can't touch her, tits and pussy as she is sensitive ( in the wrong profession dear )
Divas.

[Jonestown]

Suspicious wet patch/snail trail on the bed.

[theoldmaggot]

Being asked to go in the shower and all the towels are soaked

Creaky/noisy beds

Being asked for a cup of tea in a hotel and mentioning there no milk to go with it

Room being sprayed as you are getting dressed so you absolutely stink of the woman stuff as you leave

Texting or being on the phone - (Seems to be number one issue here so far)

Womans muff/arse stinking of poop 

[adamwestbb]

Fake overly exaggerated pornstar noises. I mean, some noise is ok but damn, the neighbours dont want to hear your fake orgasms.

[SlamBoy]

Fake overly exaggerated pornstar noises. I mean, some noise is ok but damn, the neighbours dont want to hear your fake orgasms.

Agree.

I can't count the number of times I've had to whisper "less porno" in a WG's ear.

[rocket88]

The SPs who give you a non stop commentary on their life or just as bad start interrogating you about yours

[mr.bluesky]

One of the things that puts me off most is when the SP puts music on and the music is love songs.

I remember being with a very beautiful asian girl who was providing me with a great naked massage in anticipation of sex when she decided to change the CD.

What came on was the love song 'Heaven' by Bryan Adams. So all I could hear was "Baby, you're all that I want" "When you're lying here in my arms" etc. etc.

There was something about it that put me off massively. It might have been the absolute dichotomy between the sentiment of the lyrics and the emotions they are supposed to evoke and the fact that I was in a rather sordid situation - I just lost complete interest, felt bad and wound down the punt and left.

Any similar experiences?

In Massage parlours Chinese or Thai music playing in the background. Usually a female singer and you haven't got a clue what's she's singing about.

[Jayf]

The smell of shit when you bend them over. It's natural, but off putting.

[threechilliman]

Most of the above, but grim surroundings really put me on the back foot from the off. I just don't do squalor.....

[BaronVonProdger]

Most of the above, but grim surroundings really put me on the back foot from the off. I just don't do squalor.....

Being the first punter of her day, and seeing her bedside bin overflowing with wet wipes and used condoms from the day before.

[Aengus]

Phone beeps, calls etc.
Texts
Bad hygiene
Yappy dogs
Dog smells
Other people in the flat
No bed “we’ll use the sofa ok”.... not
Instant withdrawal after orgasm

And
No reply to emails
Not being in the area shown on her profile
“Not working today” when showing as available

[One Eyed Snake]

What puts me off more than anything is you’ve just met , good tongue kissing then your hand goes between their legs and fuck me theres 8inch of solid muscle.

[bigjohn1987]

Getting to WG place/hotel on time and being told to wait when literally outside the door, because she has another client in    

[Grinder69]

keep looking at clock with come on baby every 20 sec

[WARSZAWA16]

Womans muff/arse stinking of poop 

That's it for me too. Yuk!

[Bonker]

Anything that breaks the mood, such as the things mentioned above.

Love songs, as the OP says.

Anything personal such as asking about my job, family or what I'm doing later. This moves me out of the the zone I'm in.

[horsa]

The smell of shit when you bend them over. It's natural, but off putting.

natural? how?

[earlgreyman]

+1 All of the above. For me it's smokers or garlic breath, the smell of pungent stale sweat in the bedroom & pound shop air freshener trying to cover it. The latter is usually not the girl's fault, but still puts me off.

[Bonker]

natural? how?

Quite!

[Bonker]

Any sign of the previous punter.
Obviously they see other punters but I don't like bins overflowing with used condoms, smelly overused fannies spunk on the sheets - I've seen all these.

[Foxtail17]

Phone beeps, calls etc.
Texts
Bad hygiene
Yappy dogs
Dog smells
Other people in the flat
No bed “we’ll use the sofa ok”.... not
Instant withdrawal after orgasm

And


No reply to emails
Not being in the area shown on her profile
“Not working today” when showing as available

Exactly the same for me!!

[wylie anchor]

Tell me I can't touch her, tits and pussy as she is sensitive ( in the wrong profession dear )

+1  Like you say, shouldn't be doing this job. 

[Ali Katt]

Anything that breaks the mood, such as the things mentioned above.

Love songs, as the OP says.

Anything personal such as asking about my job, family or what I'm doing later. This moves me out of the the zone I'm in.

Seems pretty rare for me these days. Probably because I come across more as a fucktoy than boyfriend material.

[django0700]

All of the above , plus:

Cat smell
lingering smell of tobacco in the furniture
fake moaning

[hullad]

The place is untidy or dirty 

I will walk at any of the above these

I also hate the false noises, bloody phones going off and the smell of weed.

[Punterperson1971]

When your giving them oral and you catch them looking up at ceiling totally not interested

[Drayki]

Cigarette breath when they tell you that they don’t smoke, and the fuckin whole place reeks of it
 Also as other op’s have said a smelly shit hole when your rimming them 

[Belgarion]

Attitude
Hygiene

Nothing can salvage a punt after that

[tesla]

Attitude

makes or breaks a punt for me

[bluneo]

Cigarette breath.

[unclepokey]

I absolutely agree about 'attitude' as well as 'personality' - If that's wrong I will walk. I also agree with most of the rest of the comments.

On many other issues mentioned above I'm at a major disadvantage as I've lost my sense of smell. Auntie has not!

Accordingly, for example, when somebody's pet Labrador drops a 'silent but deadly', as they seem to do more than most dogs, I'm not alerted to kick said beast with words like "Fuckin' hell boy, what you been eatin'?" so that others in the room don't accuse me.
I'm also at a disadvantage as respects ordinary gas escapes. So if Uncle is blown up by the mere switching on of a light to facilitate his reading of his newspaper it's not just happenstance. His nose let him down. My punting executors please note.

Talking of newspapers I read in the Mail this week that those who loose their sense of smell will, like as not, only live for another 10 years.

In the upshot I take all reasonable care to avoid situations where I might encounter any of the smell/cleanliness issues mentioned on reference to UKP and other sources.

I've not lost my taste senses. So whilst a bit of flatulence might pass (so to speak) unnoticed,  a dodgy fanny would not. But I will not go with a woman who smokes or allegedly does. Auntie will discover that in a trice.

Uncle Pokey

[Home Alone]

On many other issues mentioned above I'm at a major disadvantage as I've lost my sense of smell. Auntie has not!

You and me both, Uncle. There are lots of things I just can't smell. Funnily enough, one of the things I can smell is cigarette-breath. Which, unusually on here, I don't mind. Don't know if it's because I'm a non-smoker or not?  And it isn't a problem for me because I haven't had an OH for 15+ years.

Accordingly, for example, when somebody's pet Labrador drops a 'silent but deadly', as they seem to do more than most dogs, I'm not alerted to kick said beast with words like "Fuckin' hell boy, what you been eatin'?" so that others in the room don't accuse me.
I'm also at a disadvantage as respects ordinary gas escapes. So if Uncle is blown up by the mere switching on of a light to facilitate his reading of his newspaper it's not just happenstance. His nose let him down. My punting executors please note.

Talking of newspapers I read in the Mail this week that those who loose their sense of smell will, like as not, only live for another 10 years.

In the upshot I take all reasonable care to avoid situations where I might encounter any of the smell/cleanliness issues mentioned on reference to UKP and other sources.

I've not lost my taste senses. So whilst a bit of flatulence might pass (so to speak) unnoticed,  a dodgy fanny would not. But I will not go with a woman who smokes or allegedly does. Auntie will discover that in a trice.

Uncle Pokey

Thank goodness it was in the Daily Fail and not a proper newspaper, Uncle! We don't need to worry so much.

[Jiffy Man]

French kissing...and it tastes like you're licking out an ashtray.

[Waterhouse]

Talking of newspapers I read in the Mail this week that those who loose their sense of smell will, like as not, only live for another 10 years.

Must be true then.

[horsa]

Quite!

I don't know if I read that right 

[timmy1]

I second the love music thing, find it really distracting and awkward, also find it annoying when girls refuse to turn the main light on instead of dim lamps etc, i like to see everything clear as day, most turn the lights on when i ask but have had some that say no for whatever reason

[jayj301599]

Dirty/smelly apartment
On their phone
Talking too much
Not being ready for me when I've given you prior notice I'm traveling

[Anadin]

I've never really come across appalling hygiene but that would kill it for me.

Bad attitude does really kill the mood, especially if they take one look at you and seemingly hate everything about you. Weirdly though if they're really hot enough I can almost get past that.

natural? how?

How is it not natural? Running hot water and soap is common now but we're naturally filthy stinky creatures.

[horsa]

I've never really come across appalling hygiene but that would kill it for me.

Bad attitude does really kill the mood, especially if they take one look at you and seemingly hate everything about you. Weirdly though if they're really hot enough I can almost get past that.


How is it not natural? Running hot water and soap is common now but we're naturally filthy stinky creatures.

if a girl bends over and you can smell shit wofting from her ass then that is not natural, IMO of course....did we humans not wipe our asses after a shit 100 years ago?

[EnglishRebecca121]

reverse opintion "


clients being :
*late .

*super early and then expecting to finish at orginal time to gain free time.

*smelly assholes
 
*smelly armpits

*knobcheese

*asking if im there only client for the day

*asking if im married

*asking for free social time

*asking for bareback

*asking my real name

 

[Mil 34]

When you go in the bathroom for a shower and see that the escort has left a brown trout floating in the pan 

[m4rmite]

The Sp snoring puts me off.

Especially in a 30 minute booking

[Mil 34]

The Sp snoring puts me off.

Especially in a 30 minute booking

[agent47]

The smell of shit when you bend them over. It's natural, but off putting.

it shouldn't be acceptable though, tissue wipes are not enough. You need to get a wet soapy flannel and give it all a good scrub and rinse, that's what i do after a shit. 

[Home Alone]

One of the things that puts me off most is when the SP puts music on and the music is love songs.

I remember being with a very beautiful asian girl who was providing me with a great naked massage in anticipation of sex when she decided to change the CD.

What came on was the love song 'Heaven' by Bryan Adams. So all I could hear was "Baby, you're all that I want" "When you're lying here in my arms" etc. etc.
IThere was something about it that put me off massively.

I meant to comment on this in my earlier post, SlamBoy.

I never listen to the music when the WG puts the radio on. I know that it's there to mask whatever noise she & I make, and to give her a rough guide as to when my hour's up. For want of a better phrase, it's like aural wallpaper - part of the surroundings of the room. Because I don't listen to it, I don't find it distracting.

[B4bcock]

I find the right sort of music, played quietly in the background and on a cd, can really add to the ambience of a meet.     However, I was once on a punt with a commercial radio station playing and it kept going to ad breaks, which I found really offputting and irritating.