London / English Tiffany - One very sexy young English girl

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I saw Tiffany a couple of times last year when she was working in South Kensington and so when I saw that she had returned working independently I called her to make plans.

I had a day off, and so I invited Tiffany to come to mine for some fun. Communications on the days before were excellent. She arrived on time, discretely dressed in jeans and a stylish casual top; she carried the whole girl next door look, right down to the incredibly sexy derrière wearing fitted jeans.

As I opened the door I was greeted by her beautiful smile and glistening eyes, followed by a very welcoming kiss as she entered. We sat down and chatted for a little, catching up on time since we last met.

Tiffany is a very sexy, early twenties English girl, with a Mediterranean complexion, brunette hair falling to just below her shoulders, and a medium height. Sitting with her close it is impossible to keep your hands from her. Her kisses are very natural, not forced, deep yet at the same time playful.

As her clothes came off I was reminded of Tiffany's fabulous size 8-10 figure, curvaceous yet also firm, with a very smooth tone to her whole body.

Tiffany has perfect breasts, and is very responsive to attention, as she is to RO. At this point she playfully turned the tables, and she has a beautiful touch and feel to her OWO and DT. She suggested getting a condom, which I was more than happy to agree to. As the intensity grew, she whispered to me that she wanted me to take her from behind. This girl has the most fabulous ass and together with an amazing rhythm it wasn't long until we both finished.

We lay on the bed and chatted for a while before the sight of her naked body and the gentle caressing meant we were both ready for more. She slipped on another condom and lowered herself down on me. As the intensity grew I rolled her over to enjoy her A. The pleasure was immense, she told me that she wanted me to CIM and as the moment arrived, I turned her over and she took me all. We finished by taking a shower together before getting dressed to leave.

Thankfully Tiffany has returned. I will see her again, and I would recommend her; she is a fabulous, young English girl who is particularly playful, has a very natural way about her, and is very good.

[mrhappypants]

First post, first review, unequivocal, effusive positive.

Yeah, right.....

 

Dave

[Mendra]

Hehe! What will we do with Dave eh?

[Wheelz77]

Call me skeptical but the way this is written comes across more of an advert than a review. Coupled with the fact it follows 2 neg reviews stating bad organization, lack of condoms (twice  ), https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99499.0 and https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91608.0 makes me highly suspicious.

[Mendra]

And 1 AW review too.

[The_Don]

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I saw Tiffany a couple of times last year when she was working in South Kensington and so when I saw that she had returned working independently I called her to make plans.

I had a day off, and so I invited Tiffany to come to mine for some fun. Communications on the days before were excellent. She arrived on time, discretely dressed in jeans and a stylish casual top; she carried the whole girl next door look, right down to the incredibly sexy derrière wearing fitted jeans.

As I opened the door I was greeted by her beautiful smile and glistening eyes, followed by a very welcoming kiss as she entered. We sat down and chatted for a little, catching up on time since we last met.

Tiffany is a very sexy, early twenties English girl, with a Mediterranean complexion, brunette hair falling to just below her shoulders, and a medium height. Sitting with her close it is impossible to keep your hands from her. Her kisses are very natural, not forced, deep yet at the same time playful.

As her clothes came off I was reminded of Tiffany's fabulous size 8-10 figure, curvaceous yet also firm, with a very smooth tone to her whole body.

Tiffany has perfect breasts, and is very responsive to attention, as she is to RO. At this point she playfully turned the tables, and she has a beautiful touch and feel to her OWO and DT. She suggested getting a condom, which I was more than happy to agree to. As the intensity grew, she whispered to me that she wanted me to take her from behind. This girl has the most fabulous ass and together with an amazing rhythm it wasn't long until we both finished.

We lay on the bed and chatted for a while before the sight of her naked body and the gentle caressing meant we were both ready for more. She slipped on another condom and lowered herself down on me. As the intensity grew I rolled her over to enjoy her A. The pleasure was immense, she told me that she wanted me to CIM and as the moment arrived, I turned her over and she took me all. We finished by taking a shower together before getting dressed to leave.

Thankfully Tiffany has returned. I will see her again, and I would recommend her; she is a fabulous, young English girl who is particularly playful, has a very natural way about her, and is very good.

Hello, Tiffany.

Don't forget the condoms

Call me skeptical but the way this is written comes across more of an advert than a review. Coupled with the fact it follows 2 neg reviews stating bad organization, lack of condoms (twice  ), https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99499.0 and https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=91608.0 makes me highly suspicious.

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[FlyingBreadMan]

I took evening classes in morse code recently, and as i read this revirw in noticed my fingers absently tapping away. It spelt:

B. U. L. L.

S. H. I. T.

[Belgarion]

No self respecting punter would put together a review of this nature.

Glistening eyes   

[TooMuchInformation]

Real shame that I don't know what to think. Looks great on AW and extensive services. Convenient for when I come down to London.

[Belgarion]

These kind of reviews have a negative effect. Shame as she was on my HL

[JamesRockford]

I suspect that the foul weather has meant a dusty phone.

[OutForJustice80]

As I opened the door I was greeted by her beautiful smile and glistening eyes

This actually made me laugh out loud.

Of all the bullshit, touting, probably-the-escort-in-question, making up for negative reviews, massive sacks of utter lies "reviews" I have read, this is my personal favourite. You have to give whoever it is points for being this fucking brazen!

[dboy74]

Fortuitous timing 

[Wheelz77]

These kind of reviews have a negative effect. Shame as she was on my HL

Same here

[oring123]

This type of advertising is the worse ever.
 i suspect a
Dusty phone will now become a silent phone !!

[235711prime]

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As I opened the door I was greeted by her beautiful smile and glistening eyes,

Her kisses are very natural, not forced, deep yet at the same time playful.

As her clothes came off I was reminded of Tiffany's fabulous size 8-10 figure, curvaceous yet also firm, with a very smooth tone to her whole body.

As the intensity grew, she whispered to me that she wanted me to take her from behind. This girl has the most fabulous ass and together with an amazing rhythm it wasn't long until we both finished.

We lay on the bed and chatted for a while before the sight of her naked body and the gentle caressing meant we were both ready for more. She slipped on another condom and lowered herself down on me. As the intensity grew I rolled her over to enjoy her A. The pleasure was immense, she told me that she wanted me to CIM and as the moment arrived, I turned her over and she took me all. We finished by taking a shower together before getting dressed to leave.

You lot are so cynical!

wow I wished I could write like this; brilliant piece of marketing literature

[G.Raff]

"..glistening eyes" 

 

[palatino]

Treat her well! 

[SamLP]

Sounds like a snideheart reincarnation.

[hendrix]

I must admit, my eyes were glistening a bit reading that.

[Belgarion]

I wonder if the author of this literal masterpiece can talk about the lustre of her hair, the sway of her hips and the sexiness of her thighs

[FlyingBreadMan]

I must admit, my eyes were glistening a bit reading that.

Go spec savers then.

[AnthG]

Tiffany is a first class fucking idiot. This review was written by her. There is no way on the face of the earth a man wrote that review. There is no way that review coming up today is just a coincidence and the review writer has not seen the negative she received.

It reads like an advert not a review and it reads like it is a direct rebuttal to the contents of the negative review she received and it reads like a woman wrote it not a man.

Her topic on UKE is 8 pages long and everyone giving her advice on how to handle the negative. It just shows you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it think.....As she has done the worst possible thing she could have done right now.

[SamLP]

Tiffany is a first class fucking idiot. This review was written by her. There is no way on the face of the earth a man wrote that review. There is no way that review coming up today is just a coincidence and the review writer has not seen the negative she received.

It reads like an advert not a review and it reads like it is a direct rebuttal to the contents of the negative review she received and it reads like a woman wrote it not a man.

Her topic on UKE is 8 pages long and everyone giving her advice on how to handle the negative. It just shows you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it think.....As she has done the worst possible thing she could have done right now.

If that's true, then Admin will quickly be able to check the IP addresses of both the OP & Tiffany/Jess and see if it's a match. The OP has been a member since last October and this review does read as very suspect. Could be a very fluffy white knighting tout  Either way, it's backfired.

[hendrix]

Go spec savers then.

I'm more of a Vision Express man, but each to their own 

[AnthG]

Could be a very fluffy white knighting tout

If its a fluffy white knight tout. It will be one she has asked him to do.

But like I say, the wording used to describe her is very feminine. Guys don't use words like Beautiful, Dazzling, Glistening, Derriere, curvaceous, caressing. And especially not all together.

[smiths]

Sounds like a snideheart reincarnation.

Yes I wouldn't put anything past that snide or his mate he shares an IP with, Finch, assuming they aren't one in the same person in reality, but this review reads as feminine to me, well dodgy.

[Marmalade]

Looking forward to Admin's comments if banned...

[Cunning Punt]

This made me laugh.

Very feminine language. Someone has cribbed these lines straight from Mills & Boon novels.

she carried the whole girl next door look, right down to the incredibly sexy derrière wearing fitted jeans.

I was greeted by her beautiful smile and glistening eyes, followed by a very welcoming kiss as she entered. We sat down and chatted for a little, catching up on time since we last met.

Mediterranean complexion, brunette hair falling to just below her shoulders,

with her close it is impossible to keep your hands from her.

Her kisses are very natural, not forced, deep yet at the same time playful.

curvaceous yet also firm, with a very smooth tone to her whole body.

Tiffany has perfect breasts, and is very responsive to attention

At this point she playfully turned the tables, and she has a beautiful touch and feel to her OWO and DT.

The sight of her naked body and the gentle caressing meant we were both ready for more.

She slipped on another condom and lowered herself down on me. (What, she actually had TWO condoms?! 

As the intensity grew I rolled her over to enjoy her. The pleasure was immense,

She is a fabulous, young English girl who is particularly playful, has a very natural way about her

[smiths]

Snide sent me a PM on UKE to say him and Finch are too different people, doing the old passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

[Cunning Punt]

Her topic on UKE is 8 pages long and everyone giving her advice on how to handle the negative. It just shows you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it think.....As she has done the worst possible thing she could have done right now.

Despite asking for feedback, she didn't seem to accept her failings other than she might make a bit more of an effort to buy enough condoms.
Plus she came out punching towards the end.

Eight pages with a lot of waffle in there, when really it comes down to:
1) Stop complaining, read and learn, then accept your mistakes
2) Don't get a mate to write a silly review
3) Don't muck punters about with timings/locations of bookings
4) Actually deliver a decent service for the full, allotted time
5) Buy some condoms
6) Turn off the fucking TV

[Massiveerection]

I don't post often but for the love of holy god how does the OP  think this will not be picked up.

Apologies for not having anything constructive to post. The mind does boggle!

[The_Don]

Her topic on UKE is 8 pages long

I will have to read that in the morning 

[smiths]

Snide sent me a PM on UKE to say him and Finch are too different people, doing the old passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

And PMd me again to tell me I cant spell and more passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

[Type_O_Negative]

And PMd me again to tell me I cant spell and more passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

Just ignore him, i'm glad they are not here anymore. Deluded idiots.

[lewishamguy]

Real shame that I don't know what to think. Looks great on AW and extensive services. Convenient for when I come down to London.

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You better stay in America

 

[The_Don]

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You better stay in America

 

 



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[Cunning Punt]

And PMd me again to tell me I cant spell and more passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

And PMd me again to tell me I cant spell and more passive aggressive bollocks, what a prick.

+1

He's a wind-up merchant.

Just ignore him - that's the one thing deluded, egotistical idiots just hate.

[Cunning Punt]

I will have to read that in the morning

Nah, best read at night when you're suffering from insomnia.

[ozzymmfchain]

I've tried calling here a couple of times and she never answers and responds to text messages.

[Belgarion]

+1

He's a wind-up merchant.

Just ignore him - that's the one thing deluded, egotistical idiots just hate.

Agreed

[SamLP]

Yep, he's pure snide. His double act on the other hand is just sinister.

[smiths]

Yep, he's pure snide. His double act on the other hand is just sinister.

Indeed, IF they aren't one and the same person as i posted above. That winds snide up so another PM will presumably on its way to me. Old snidey prick.

[Joelawerence]

I saw this girl a couple of weeks before and have posted a review. Unless you saw a different girl there is no way you can be serious...

[MrMatrix]

Tiffany is a first class fucking idiot. This review was written by her. There is no way on the face of the earth a man wrote that review. There is no way that review coming up today is just a coincidence and the review writer has not seen the negative she received.

It reads like an advert not a review and it reads like it is a direct rebuttal to the contents of the negative review she received and it reads like a woman wrote it not a man.

Her topic on UKE is 8 pages long and everyone giving her advice on how to handle the negative. It just shows you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it think.....As she has done the worst possible thing she could have done right now.

+1. I can wax lyrical about punts. But no blokes done this one. Definitely has a girlie feel to it.