Never a free shag!!

[Professor4]

So I’ve been married for 28 years and as with most wives it slowly stops. Was down to once every two or three weeks and then she was your typical bag of spuds. Then a couple of weeks ago she suddenly grabs my cock and away we go. Twice that night and now every couple of days. Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell. That’s a lot of escorts. Typical woman all got an agenda. No shag is ever free and that proves it. Nothing wrong with the kitchen. For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour. Now I got to shag the wife a lot to try to get some value for the £12000 but it’s still a  middle aged  woman in average shape who still won’t suck it.

[np500]

Keep the old kitchen !

[Moresomes]

Make the most of it.
Once the new kitchen's installed, that'll be you back on short rations. (until she decides that the bathroom is looking a bit shabby )

[Excalibur]

Too vanilla for me Prof.

[MilleMiglia]

A few years back, during a conversation at work, someone suggested that I should look at the EE mail order bride route. I commented that they were too manipulative for me, and would take me for everything, to which the woman in the office replied "No, that's all women". At the time I thought she was joking...

[george r]

get your monies worth till you new kitchen is in 

[shagmore]

get your monies worth till you new kitchen is in 

Fully agree, tel her its a good idea, we need to discuss what style etc, we will go next week to look, then after that go to another place, there must be at least half a dozen kitchen suppliers local to you, so you could string it out for a good few months. If the sex tapers of, then loose interest in the kitchen.

Also why not mention it to her, that you expect the se to continue once the kitchen is installed.

[The_Don]

For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour.

I have only seen one girl so far and that was a while ago and she has retired so no point in writing one. I am studying the reviews on here to pick another girl. It just went through my mind that even the reviews on here could be fantasy or even a pimp becoming a member and writing them. I’m in Southampton and the choice here is poor so I’m trying to get a good one😬

There no correlation, between price and quality, when it comes to W/G (IMO). I've punted a few (W/G) priced @ £180+ PH that were far worse than some £60 P/H in terms of service and attitude. Beauty is very subjective and ranks lower than service and attitude when I punt. So, its down to what a punter considers true VFM.

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[Corus Boy]

Doesn't it start with the costs of a wedding?

[Kingy28]

Doesn't it start with the costs of a wedding?

That marks the end of blow jobs

[nervous colin]

Mate was at a dinner party the other day, the host commented she had new wardrobes installed, and had let her husband do it twice as a reward.
One way or another, we end up paying for it

[Golden Hind]

Reminds me of a song by Blood orange which samples an interview on WG's, the sampled quote is:

If you're married... a woman in the suburbs...
A regular woman is married to her husband
And she wants him to buy her a washer and dryer set
In order for him to buy that
I'm sure she'd have to go bed with him anyway
To give him what he wants, for her to get what she wants
So in the long run, it all ends up the same way

[RogerBoner]

Once the new kitchen's installed, that'll be you back on short rations. (until she decides that the bathroom is looking a bit shabby )

Everything is truly about marriage and BJs. After 3 years without one she offered one if I drove her Mum 2hours away for a concert and then 2 hours back. I would have done it as my duty but refused because she was behaving just like a prostitute/revealing her true nature.

The food will taste the same as it did in the old kitchen.

On another note in younger days I didn't like it when girls would put out after an expensive restaurant dinner. I felt that I was paying the waiter to have sex with my date so never took them for dinner before I'd seduced them in an alternative manner.

[boardyhell]

there is an old saying men can't think clearly when they are full of spunk,a wife knows de spunk them in the morning and get a new tv in the afternoon

[timsussex]

there is an old saying men can't think clearly when they are full of spunk,a wife knows de spunk them in the morning and get a new tv in the afternoon

Surely if men cant think clearly when full of spunk then you would be more likely to get the TV before letting them have sex ?

[Plan R]

Fucking creatures we share the planet with...
let's see..@ a generous 150 an hour...

12000/150 = 80

80 shags !
that's a brand new Euro-fanny once a month for the next 6 and a half years

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[shagmore]

I would rather pay, that way you know its a dead cert - and you will be able to do things that the wife/gf wouldn't allow, you don't have to go around the houses and act all lovey and soft shite like that. In the long run it works out cheaper.
There is no frustration either, the amount of time the gf says lets make love later, only for her to conveniently decide not to.

[Steve2]

They do say that the best contraceptive is wedding cake

[Jumping Jack Flash]

And that's why brides smile on their wedding day. They've given their last blow job!

[Health and Fitness]

Well I bought a new car last year that cost over £30000 so you can't be that worse off sir.

[Bangers and Gash]

So I’ve been married for 28 years and as with most wives it slowly stops. Was down to once every two or three weeks and then she was your typical bag of spuds. Then a couple of weeks ago she suddenly grabs my cock and away we go. Twice that night and now every couple of days. Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell. That’s a lot of escorts. Typical woman all got an agenda. No shag is ever free and that proves it. Nothing wrong with the kitchen. For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour. Now I got to shag the wife a lot to try to get some value for the £12000 but it’s still a  middle aged  woman in average shape who still won’t suck it.

Maybe she's getting the place tarted-up before the divorce? That's where she gets the house and you get a damp, one bedroom flat in Skidsville.

 

[MilleMiglia]

Sadly, I've heard much worse in that regard, such as guys mortgaging themselves to the hilt to get the "Dream Home", then promptly being hit with a divorce.

[Cupid Stuntz]

I got a free shag from a regular on my Birthday in 2014. Just mentioned to her that it was my birthday and I was treating myself and she waived any charges !

[timsussex]

I got a free shag from a regular on my Birthday in 2014. Just mentioned to her that it was my birthday and I was treating myself and she waived any charges !

sorry but that ain't a free shag - look upon it as a 5% discount on the ones that went before

[boardyhell]

woman are like tornados,wet and warm when they come,take the house and car when they go

[MrMatrix]

OP, your wife is using you. Listen to the Don and go for the £200 shag. Also draw out the negotations and milk it for what its worth. Or better still ask her whats changed in the last couple of months, why her renewed interest. I would love tohear her reply to that.

[Cupid Stuntz]

sorry but that ain't a free shag - look upon it as a 5% discount on the ones that went before

Equally sorry but beg to differ. I went along expecting to pay and came home again with the same amount of £s' as I went out with. That to me is getting something for nothing, ie free.

[Professor4]

Yep kitchen on order and sex now limited again. Why not admit that she is shagging for a new kitchen😁.At least escorts admit it’s for the money.

[winkywanky]

So I’ve been married for 28 years and as with most wives it slowly stops. Was down to once every two or three weeks and then she was your typical bag of spuds. Then a couple of weeks ago she suddenly grabs my cock and away we go. Twice that night and now every couple of days. Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell. That’s a lot of escorts. Typical woman all got an agenda. No shag is ever free and that proves it. Nothing wrong with the kitchen. For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour. Now I got to shag the wife a lot to try to get some value for the £12000 but it’s still a  middle aged  woman in average shape who still won’t suck it.

Tell her if she wants a granite worktop then you want her to CIM and swallow.

And if she wants Neff appliances then she'll have to let you navigate the brown canal 

[Gtjohnny]

Sounds expensive.
One of my exes used to do it for a can of diet coke and a packet of salt & vinegar chip sticks from the local garage

[tangledupinblue]

So I’ve been married for 28 years and as with most wives it slowly stops. Was down to once every two or three weeks and then she was your typical bag of spuds. Then a couple of weeks ago she suddenly grabs my cock and away we go. Twice that night and now every couple of days. Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell. That’s a lot of escorts. Typical woman all got an agenda. No shag is ever free and that proves it. Nothing wrong with the kitchen. For £200 I could get a top quality young bird for an hour. Now I got to shag the wife a lot to try to get some value for the £12000 but it’s still a  middle aged  woman in average shape who still won’t suck it.

Get the kitchen done, say over a two year period. Win win for both.

[thor555]

Missed a trick there op should have tried to long it out as much as possible(like the other guys said) before ordering 12k worth of units !
Not that i can say much paying left right and center for all sorts with 0 shags nearly 2 year no shag no bj no hj, not even oh shit i touched your dick by accident..

Think if my missus provided sex for a new kitchen think i would long it out get loads of sex and then say shit mis calculated cant afford it now .... 

[manobo]

There's a book about it; The Power of the Pussy - How to Get What You Want From Men: Love, Respect, Commitment and More!

"and More" like a £12k kitchen.

[Link7]

Another hilarious thread about the perils of marriage
I agree that all women are manipulative -  to varying degrees, but they all know how to use being a woman to get what they want
However
I honestly cannot tell whether marriage is just totally shit, period.
Or whether you guys just have shit marriages (hence why you're on a punting website)
No offence lads 

[standardpostage]

Reminds me of something I once read ( I can't remember where).
To have sex, a man just needs a time and a place.   A woman needs a reason.
Either way, sex has always been expensive, through marriage or punting or both :-)

[alchemy 21]

This is typical of women. I have a theory that men want sex just for the fact that it's good, however women only want sex when it serves another agenda they have,like to get married,get pregnant,get a new kitchen,get money,etc. Rather than throwing their weight around to directly get what they want they are masters of manipulation. Using passive aggressive behaviour or sex to get what they want. Hope I don't sound to bitter and twisted been in a no sex marriage for years. At least you know where you are with punting.

[lewisjones23]

This is typical of women. I have a theory that men want sex just for the fact that it's good, however women only want sex when it serves another agenda they have,like to get married,get pregnant,get a new kitchen,get money,etc. Rather than throwing their weight around to directly get what they want they are masters of manipulation. Using passive aggressive behaviour or sex to get what they want. Hope I don't sound to bitter and twisted been in a no sex marriage for years. At least you know where you are with punting.

its not being bitter when you are speaking the truth

[MrMatrix]

This is typical of women. I have a theory that men want sex just for the fact that it's good, however women only want sex when it serves another agenda they have,like to get married,get pregnant,get a new kitchen,get money,etc. Rather than throwing their weight around to directly get what they want they are masters of manipulation. Using passive aggressive behaviour or sex to get what they want. Hope I don't sound to bitter and twisted been in a no sex marriage for years. At least you know where you are with punting.

This is very true. Any chance of your sharing some of your punts with us then alchemy. It would be a useful contribution.
Sorry you've been in a sexless marriage. Too many of us here have got the T shirt- you are amongst friends- especially if you do a review. 

[Stiltskin]

Then yesterday she drops into the conversation how she would like a new kitchen. Only about £12000. Fuckin hell.

If that's the first quote, I reckon you could get it down to £8k. Nobody pays the first price.

[BlueRock]

Been there and done it. Promises of vanilla sex for "being a good boy" no effort made on her behalf not just lack of extras but hairy legs and hurry up midsummer murders on the box soon. They think if they make you cum it's job done. I just started to tell her if it's a sauce out the bottle shag then I'll just get my laptop and have a wank instead.